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9 hours ago, Gut Wagon said:

So if I invite Brenen out to our ranch in the Hill Country to shoot a deer, will I have to run that through compliance? Hypothetically, I mean. 

He can be a celebrity guest.  Pay him a fee, food and drinks, a nice buck — for being a celebrity guest at your ranch.  He can come to ours next.  

So I guess there is no chance of lining him up against slo'neal on the field any time soon? Speed kills baby.

15 hours ago, Gut Wagon said:

So if I invite Brenen out to our ranch in the Hill Country to shoot a deer, will I have to run that through compliance? Hypothetically, I mean. 

A cute, little, leaf eating doe eyed deah?

 

3 minutes ago, Lidig8r said:

A cute, little, leaf eating doe eyed deah?

 

Those are the most tender ones. Yum. 👍

There’s such an electric vibe around Dallas during TX-OU week. This just cranked it up to 11.

20 hours ago, Gut Wagon said:

So if I invite Brenen out to our ranch in the Hill Country to shoot a deer, will I have to run that through compliance? Hypothetically, I mean. 

if you name the deer say, 'Plonsky', in that hypothetical, that will pass surly compliance

34 minutes ago, NoctambulantBrobdingnagian said:

if you name the deer say, 'Plonsky', in that hypothetical, that will pass surly compliance

I hear what you're saying. But this is the Hill Country. Our deer don't get nearly that big. 

9 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

My God, who is the blonde?

I prefer the other one. Kinda reminds me of a friend from freshman calculus.

2 hours ago, Bevo14 said:

I prefer the other one. Kinda reminds me of a friend from freshman calculus.

I could have sworn I've seen that blonde before. Good God she's a looker

  • 2 months later...
On 10/9/2021 at 7:38 AM, Bevo14 said:

I prefer the other one. Kinda reminds me of a friend from freshman calculus.

I think that one does porn.

For some reason I was conflating him not enrolling early with him not signing early. Glad to see he is locked in. 

I did not like seeing this thread getting bumped...battered horn syndrome.   Now I am happy!

  • 2 months later...

That seems fast. Is that fast?

I guess he is over his injury. 

23 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

That seems fast. Is that fast?

I guess he is over his injury. 

Man he runs so upright. I think if he had some forward lean that he would run faster.

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1 hour ago, Hornlover said:

That seems fast. Is that fast?

I guess he is over his injury. 

Which one was he?

24 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Which one was he?

Not sure. Maybe the white dude with the long blonde hair in lane 3?

3 hours ago, Bevo said:

Man he runs so upright. I think if he had some forward lean that he would run faster.

Lol

1 hour ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Which one was he?

Seemed to me to be a one person race.  

3 hours ago, Bevo said:

Man he runs so upright. I think if he had some forward lean that he would run faster.

Lam Jones was “upright” and he won An Olympic gold medal.

30 minutes ago, cochamps said:

Lam Jones was “upright” and he won An Olympic gold medal.

 

Saw that Johnny "Lam" Jones kickoff return TD against ponies live... Above video doesn't do it justice.

Unbelievable Speed...  Just Freakin' Unbelievable  🤘  

1 hour ago, Bevo said:

 

What's truly amazing is that nearly 44-45 years later, he's still the fastest athlete to grace the 40 Acres.

1 hour ago, Bevo said:

 

Once he crossed the back of the endzone, there was so much empty space there, and there were no cameramen, cheerleaders, band, cops, nothing. 

Seems so out of place today. 

12 hours ago, Bevo said:

 

“…and there was one man, right there, between he and the goal line…”

WTF?!?

He got it correct live and then fucked it up for all eternity on the replay.

He probably uses “less” and “fewer” interchangeably. 

Those jerseys....

First meet and he drops 10.22 and 21.6???

Damn, we're looking at 10.1 easy if anyone can provide some comp.  A little wind like last year and we may get another sub 10 state meet final!

What's truly amazing is that nearly 44-45 years later, he's still the fastest athlete to grace the 40 Acres.
Faster than Marquise Goodwin?
11 minutes ago, ousux said:
On 3/6/2022 at 9:40 PM, cafe society said:
What's truly amazing is that nearly 44-45 years later, he's still the fastest athlete to grace the 40 Acres.

Faster than Marquise Goodwin?

Yes indeed.  Without looking at Marquise's times, I would think Johnny was quite a bit faster, relatively speaking with regard to sprinters.

1 hour ago, ousux said:
On 3/6/2022 at 9:40 PM, cafe society said:
What's truly amazing is that nearly 44-45 years later, he's still the fastest athlete to grace the 40 Acres.

Faster than Marquise Goodwin?

Lam broke the world record in the 100 YARD dash at Memorial Stadium, except he didn’t because the Accutrack (?) timer malfunctioned. 

9 minutes ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

Lam broke the world record in the 100 YARD dash at Memorial Stadium, except he didn’t because the Accutrack (?) timer malfunctioned. 

He also ran a 9.8 100 meters that wasn't counted because the wind was over the limit.  And running a 46.5 400 meter relay leg as a high school senior was beyond absurd.

the olds are finger banging each other over a player that played before I was born....yay 😜

Edited by ATexanAbroad

the olds are finger banging each other over a player that played before I was born....yay [emoji12]

you play hide and seek by covering your eyes still…..
8 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

Did Jamaal Charles ever run under 10 seconds?

I think it was 10.18 for 100 Meters

Brenen is really fast and I am looking forward to seeing his results at some bigger meets and at state. 

In regards to his 10.22 I am not sure of the timing system our what kind of wind he had because it can cause some tremendous times in the panhandle.

9 hours ago, ATexanAbroad said:

the olds are finger banging each other over a player that played before I was born....yay 😜

Don’t you have a statue to deface or something? 🤪

1 minute ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

Don’t you have a statue to deface or something? 🤪

Oh I am anything but a young progressive, trust me.

On 3/6/2022 at 10:40 PM, cafe society said:

What's truly amazing is that nearly 44-45 years later, he's still the fastest athlete to grace the 40 Acres.

What else is amazing is that it was 22 years until the next time we returned a kickoff for a TD…

Edited by Ignatius

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