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If you ever wanted to be a member of the Houstonian Club, now is your lucky day. Family’s resident membership is grandfathered and is transferable. We have permission of the Houstonian to sell this membership for what we paid for it back in the 80s - a fraction of what it is really worth. Buy it from us and you get a credit against the actual cost of new membership - can be applied to either associate or resident membership. You will have a guaranteed spot - either individually or for a family. Anybody who is anybody in Houston has a membership. PM me if serious and interested. 

I'm interested and serious about it.  Please contact me with details.

Thanks,

John

I’m interested depending on price and details.

On 10/6/2021 at 7:46 PM, Macklemore said:

If you ever wanted to be a member of the Houstonian Club, now is your lucky day. Family’s resident membership is grandfathered and is transferable. We have permission of the Houstonian to sell this membership for what we paid for it back in the 80s - a fraction of what it is really worth. Buy it from us and you get a credit against the actual cost of new membership - can be applied to either associate or resident membership. You will have a guaranteed spot - either individually or for a family. Anybody who is anybody in Houston has a membership. PM me if serious and interested. 

PM sent.

On 10/6/2021 at 7:46 PM, Macklemore said:

Buy it from us and you get a credit against the actual cost of new membership - can be applied to either associate or resident membership.

Here’s the fine print. Is there really any advantage other than doing you a solid?

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12 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Here’s the fine print. Is there really any advantage other than doing you a solid?

Yes. You will have a guaranteed spot since my family is giving our spot up and we are willing to refund some of that amount to facilitate a transaction.

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What’s the difference of going straight to the club and buying a guaranteed membership from them? If we buy from you, we need to pay you then the club?


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20 minutes ago, Thegodb said:

What’s the difference of going straight to the club and buying a guaranteed membership from them? If we buy from you, we need to pay you then the club?


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Resident membership is around $30K initiation fee. The club limits the number of memberships, as you can understand,  in order to maintain the amenities and exclusiveness of the club. Whatever you pay to my family gets deducted from the membership initiation fee.

Ok. I am in contact with their membership department and it seems they have some openings for both resident and associate. I know in the past some were fully transferable, where you would pay a family for theirs, and nothing to the club but monthly dues.


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What's the dress code at a swanky place like that? Do I have to wear a dinner jacket over my Texans jersey if my jersey is tailored?

2 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Is all white attire required on the courts?

Just shirt, shorts, socks, and skin. 
 

Hat and shoes can be colorful. 

2 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

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Beat me to it. 

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On 10/6/2021 at 7:46 PM, Macklemore said:

If you ever wanted to be a member of the Houstonian Club, now is your lucky day. Family’s resident membership is grandfathered and is transferable. We have permission of the Houstonian to sell this membership for what we paid for it back in the 80s - a fraction of what it is really worth. Buy it from us and you get a credit against the actual cost of new membership - can be applied to either associate or resident membership. You will have a guaranteed spot - either individually or for a family. Anybody who is anybody in Houston has a membership. PM me if serious and interested. 

Is the membership still available?

9 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Is the membership still available? 

I’d be willing to chip in a bit to have Doomlet scrawling odes to poop on the “exclusive” amenities of the Houstonian.

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19 hours ago, CHDresser3 said:

Is the membership still available?

Check your PMs just sent

I googled this and still don’t really understand what it is. Just a super exclusive fitness center? 

Is this place affiliated with any of the other clubs around Houston?  Would once have reciprocal rights to other spots?

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18 hours ago, Helobious said:

I googled this and still don’t really understand what it is. Just a super exclusive fitness center? 

Yes. 

Dominique is single again.  These are her hunting grounds.

What kind of club is this? Like a niche interest deal?

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On 12/14/2021 at 4:24 PM, Lat22 said:

Dominique is single again.  These are her hunting grounds.

It took until she retired to realize her husband was a moron she can’t stand?

I’d be interested if they moved it out of Houston 

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Had my wedding reception at The Houstonian a long time ago. 

Me as well. 25 years ago this month . Place still looks good .


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Hi. Is the membership still available to purchase?  I am interested. Thanks. 

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I’m in interested in purchasing. Can you contact me, please 

On 12/18/2021 at 8:42 PM, Sawbonz said:

I’d be interested if they moved it out of Houston 

But you live in Houston 

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If you did not respond in time to get TF's deal, todays your lucky day..   I have a transferable membership available with a coupon attached.  Men's locker room just remodeled and ready for years of the finest amenities you could ask for.  

 

Shoot me a note and I will cover the details.

On 6/19/2025 at 10:12 AM, SydneyCarton said:

New Poster with 1 post in this very hidden thread on Surly. Totally not suspicious.

Suuup Icono. 

Could have been a google search!

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