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Sit the fuck down LaRussa

Go re-shoe polish your hair you fucking clown

This game is already over 4 hours long

Edited by Dennis Taylor

How's Altuves dick taste Chicago?

22 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

JOSE ALTUVE IS THE GREATEST PERSON EVER

Are you saying that his dick tastes good?

AL Central hasn't won a playoff series since the Indians went to the WS in '16

A really bad look for LaRussa. I don’t think even the most ardent Astros haters can defend these sour grapes

 

10 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Are you saying that his dick tastes good?

I'm saying he's LITERALLY THE GREATEST PERSON EVER. He would never have me as a sucker of said dick. 

You'll have to ask fans of teams like the White Sox and Yankees. Maybe @Helobious can answer in detail?

On 10/8/2021 at 4:27 PM, Helobious said:

Most classless fan base in sports.

New Yorkers are just the most classless period. Don’t need the sport caveat. Keep slurping their balls from the RGV

Edited by ChickenSandwich

10 runs.  But Ryan Tepera said/implied the Astros didn't swing well away from home.  Anyone got his great scouting for the next series?

2 minutes ago, MIkeHoncho said:

10 runs.  But Ryan Tepera said/implied the Astros didn't swing well away from home.  Anyone got his great scouting for the next series?

should flood his email with home/road splits for the 2017 Astros.

Meh.  never mind.  he has time to look that shit up on his own now.  Maybe Daddy LaRussa will pat his bottom and make it all better in the pity party.

Archangel Altuve told Helo to fuck straight off by proxy.

34 minutes ago, MIkeHoncho said:

10 runs.  But Ryan Tepera said/implied the Astros didn't swing well away from home.  Anyone got his great scouting for the next series?

15 runs at home.  16 in chicago.  clearly the astros brought the high mag cameras and trash cans with em

13 minutes ago, Helobious said:

I live rent free in a lot of your heads apparently. 

Nice try at deflection but you don't get the benefit of that doubt when you--with your Rio Grande Valley Yankee frontrunner origin story-- consistently talks shit on fellow Texan Astros fans despite the Astros dragging their giant testicles all over your Yankees' faces. 

We are all laughing at you. 

39 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

He’s not wrong. It was a stupid hire. They should have hired Hinch. 

Great job by LaRussa in this series utilizing the best relief pitcher in baseball this season.

14 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Great job by LaRussa in this series utilizing the best relief pitcher in baseball this season.

Wait you don't think pitching him when the game had already been decided was an effective use of Hendriks?

4 hours ago, Helobious said:

I live rent free in a lot of your heads apparently.  at my mom's 

 

tell her we said 'hi' 

1 hour ago, HtownHorn said:

Wait you don't think pitching him when the game had already been decided was an effective use of Hendriks?

 

he's going to be very fresh for game 5 !

13 hours ago, Helobious said:

I live rent free in a lot of your heads apparently. 

Lol “I live rent free in y’all’s heads”

except I’m on a Astro thread and routinely post about the Astros and pick them to lose every series just because.

 

9 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Damn this tells me the AL central is the pac-12 

And the AL West is the AFC East.

Now tied with the Pirates and Phillies for 8th place on the LCS appearances list and that's even if the Giants win tomorrow.

3 hours ago, Gourmand said:

And the AL West is the AFC East.

so a twenty year run, you say?

4 hours ago, slorch said:

so a twenty year run, you say?

no end in sight

22 hours ago, Helobious said:

I live rent free in a lot of your heads apparently. 

at least herpes leaves for 4-6 months at a time...

PAY THAT MAN.

 

Edited by Gourmand

I kinda like Correa.  Would love to see STL sign him.

17 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

I kinda like Correa.  Would love to see STL sign him.

 
YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH !!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

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Edited by tx 3 putt

7 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 
YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH !!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

The Rock Shut Up GIF by WWE

Relax, the Cardinals won't be signing anyone to a new big FA contract.  They just fired their manager because that's what he wanted.

Besides, everyone knows that the Rangers are going to sign Correa.

8 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Relax, the Cardinals won't be signing anyone to a new big FA contract.  They just fired their manager because that's what he wanted.

Besides, everyone knows that the Rangers are going to sign Correa.


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  • 2 weeks later...
On 10/7/2021 at 3:13 PM, Helobious said:

Huge white sox fan this series. Hopefully they pull it out but they’ll be underdogs. The whole AL playoffs are a contest to see who gets sacrificed to the Giants or Dodgers.

Nostrahelobius strikes again.

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