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That was an impressively terrible at bat even for a pitcher.

As an astros fan, I kind of miss the national league and the strategy that it requires. 

2 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

If it is I might pass out.

You lying unconscious on the floor yet?

 

Old Barry Bonds is Giants Barry Bonds head on Pirates Barry Bonds body.

1 minute ago, Dnaguy said:

Old Barry Bonds is Giants Barry Bonds head on Pirates Barry Bonds body.

I was going to post something similar

2 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

Old Barry Bonds is Giants Barry Bonds head on Pirates Barry Bonds body.

"What do you mean my skull won't ungrow, doc?"

1 minute ago, Huckleberry said:

"What do you mean my skull won't ungrow, doc?"

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That's what I'm talking about!!!!!

Surprised they're keeping Webb out there. 

Just now, ztejas said:

Surprised they're keeping Webb out there. 

Webb is still dealing.

he can’t get out Mookie and he threw a change up that the batter put a good swing on. 
 

Can't imagine being a fan of one of these teams. 

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Can't imagine being a fan of one of these teams. 

You must be a Mariners fan

5 minutes ago, HornPhD said:

You must be a Mariners fan

Gee I wish.

Webb is 24 going on 52.

He’s got premature dad-bod-itis 

 

4 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Gee I wish.

I meant that you must be a fan of losers 

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15 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Can't imagine being a fan of one of these teams. 

I’ve been nauseous for the past 2 hours

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2 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

Webb is 24 going on 52.

He’s got premature dad-bod-itis 

 

He looks like Todd from “Breaking Bad”

1 minute ago, Sbbruin said:

He looks like Todd from “Breaking Bad”

 

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2 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

I’ve been nauseous for the past 2 hours

Drink more whiskey 

4 minutes ago, HornPhD said:

I meant that you must be a fan of losers 

I mean I post here don't I?

Just now, Sbbruin said:

He looks like Todd from “Breaking Bad”

He does!

if Todd had a baby with that kid from that show… That show with Debra from Everyone loves Raymond… [googles]…. the middle!

you know that show with the kids how’s got an ET body.

So Todd and ET body kid.

What were we talking about again? Baseball?

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

I mean I post here don't I?

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20 minutes ago, HornPhD said:

You must be a Mariners fan

Even worse. Rangers. 

Just now, ztejas said:

I mean I post here don't I?

Posting here makes us assholes.

My 9 year old just asked me the score. I told him 1-1. He said so the bears are winning?   I win father of the month. Fuck all y'all. 

1 minute ago, pops said:

My 9 year old just asked me the score. I told him 1-1. He said so the bears are winning?   I win father of the month. Fuck all y'all. 

His references are out of control.

Seager is a great hitter but wear one of those and you can apply max pressure.

Giants poor infield defense coming back to bite them this inning.

That fucker skipped that pitch up there.

damn good job by Posey to block it

sick pitch to retire Seager

Just now, ztejas said:

Bit of a control issue here.

Control issues… like a fox!

Also, those front row Giants fans jumping up and down are fucking dorks.

As a baseball fan I'm still irritated we didn't get this matchup in a 7 game series. 

Just now, Dnaguy said:

Control issues… like a fox!

The ol' rope a dope.

Just now, Huckleberry said:

As a baseball fan I'm still irritated we didn't get this matchup in a 7 game series. 

But it’s a girthy 5. 
Ive heard that’s superior.

Is that not the case?
 

Hey look. Kenley Jansen, with the season on the line. What could go wrong???  :)

6 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

As a baseball fan I'm still irritated we didn't get this matchup in a 7 game series. 

I'm irritated that the Dodgers haven't been eliminated yet.

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