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Report: Jon Gruden used racially insensitive language in referring to NFLPA head DeMaurice Smith in 2011 email

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The email, sent to the president of the Washington Football Team as the NFL and its players were in the midst of trying to resolve a lockout, said that Smith had "lips the size of michellin tires,"

 

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/32362483/report-jon-gruden-used-racially-insensitive-language-referring-nflpa-president-demaurice-smith-2011-email

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    And then he went on to inform them that they were faggots 

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    Stop turning Football threads into Cloak Room threads just because you're too much of a pussy to post there.

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Um...

Report: Jon Gruden used racially insensitive language in referring to NFLPA head DeMaurice Smith in 2011 email

Spoiler

The email, sent to the president of the Washington Football Team as the NFL and its players were in the midst of trying to resolve a lockout, said that Smith had "lips the size of michellin tires,"

 
https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/32362483/report-jon-gruden-used-racially-insensitive-language-referring-nflpa-president-demaurice-smith-2011-email

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Chuckie to Baton Rouge

Charlie Strong may be available. I hear he is a real up and comer.

Will he actually get fired for this?

3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Will he actually get fired for this?

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2011 was a different time with different cultural values. 
we had to make due with iPhone 4 for chrissakes. 

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As long as he doesn't have too many African Americans on his team, I think he can weather this storm.  What, there's 3, maybe 5, tops? 

6 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

2011 was a different time with different cultural values. 
we had to make due with iPhone 4 for chrissakes. 

It wasn’t that long ago. To put that in writing was inexcusably ignorant 

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Urban is raising his glass to Chuckie in thanks from his office in Jacksonville. 

You nay get more outrage in the CR with paragraphs of diatribe from the offended 

28 minutes ago, Scooter Monzingo said:

It wasn’t that long ago. To put that in writing was inexcusably ignorant 

Your sarcasm meter might need an adjustment.

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Gruden proofreading before hitting send:

"Oops. I used 'there' instead of 'their'. I'll fix that and that dangling participle. Anything else? Nope. Looks great."

*send*

43 minutes ago, nineliveslost said:

They arent big here , but he sure does have an egg shaped noggin😁

 

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Could run Spider 2 Y Banana on his five head.   

I like how his defense of using one racial stereotype ("lips the size of michellin tires") in referring to DeMaurice Smith is justified by his use of a completely different descriptor ("rubber lips"). He sure likes talking bout lips.  

1 hour ago, ousux said:

Chuckie to Baton Rouge

Is Fuck Red McCombs involved in the LSU coaching search?

56 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

You nay get more outrage in the CR with paragraphs of diatribe from the offended 

Yes, because Michelin lips is just good ol' fashioned fun.

1 hour ago, 6th Street said:

No, it was 10 years ago. Long past statute of limitations 

True. In 2011 Michelin was really pushing the Defender. Nice sturdy sidewall, good belts, excellent tread. Nowadays it’s all about the CrossClimate series. Well la dee fucking da

14 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

its mike davis so no

Who’s Mike Davis?

21 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Yes, because Michelin lips is just good ol' fashioned fun.

What if he called him a fat ass. Or that he had a 5 head. You pussies will turn anything into bullshit it’s not lol   Pull up Instagram and see every chicks face in there with lips like inner tube 

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57 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

Could run Spider 2 Y Banana on his five head.   

Whoa!  

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2 minutes ago, UTGrad98 said:

This is our world now.

People putting racist shit out their for everyone to see? It's been our world for some time. 

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1 hour ago, Sgt Hulk said:

You nay get more outrage in the CR with paragraphs of diatribe from the offended 

 

21 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

What if he called him a fat ass. Or that he had a 5 head. You pussies will turn anything into bullshit it’s not lol   Pull up Instagram and see every chicks face in there with lips like inner tube 

Stop turning Football threads into Cloak Room threads just because you're too much of a pussy to post there.

2 hours ago, Vertigo said:

Charlie Strong may be available. I hear he is a real up and comer.

I heard he's coordinator material.

17 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

 

Stop turning Football threads into Cloak Room threads just because you're too much of a pussy to post there.

You could also go fuck yourself you waste of life 

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39 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

What if he called him a fat ass. Or that he had a 5 head. You pussies will turn anything into bullshit it’s not lol   Pull up Instagram and see every chicks face in there with lips like inner tube 

who knew fuzzy zoeller posted on Surly?

1 hour ago, SuckitKevin said:

Your sarcasm meter might need an adjustment.

Shit, sorry. All I could think of is “fuck no”….

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9 minutes ago, Blotto said:

who knew fuzzy zoeller posted on Surly?

Tell DeMaurice Smith not to serve fried chicken or collard greens, or whatever the hell they serve. 

1 hour ago, Deej said:

Gruden proofreading before hitting send:

"Oops. I used 'there' instead of 'their'. I'll fix that and that dangling participle. Anything else? Nope. Looks great."

*send*

 

36 minutes ago, Deej said:

People putting racist shit out their for everyone to see? It's been our world for some time. 

This is top shelf.  Bravo, good sir

Are Michelin tires known to be dramatically bigger than other tires. Or was Gruden just commenting that they were average, like an average tire?

1 hour ago, mr. sunshine said:

True. In 2011 Michelin was really pushing the Defender. Nice sturdy sidewall, good belts, excellent tread. Nowadays it’s all about the CrossClimate series. Well la dee fucking da

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Jon Gruden is just a tier above Jeff Fisher as a coach. He's great at breaking down plays, but sucks as an actual coach. I'm thankful for our 2002 SB with Dungy's players, but it was all down hill after that. 

Race hustlers’ delight. 
 

Good to see the usual suspects here hustling it up.  Clockwork…

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14 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

 

This is top shelf.  Bravo, good sir

Furk.

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8 minutes ago, Cajun said:

Race hustlers’ delight. 
 

Good to see the usual suspects here hustling it up.  Clockwork…

That shit is inexcusable. You think rolling out the "big lipped" trope was unintentional? I hate the gotcha police, but come on...he's taking a dig at the guy and he knew what he was doing. He didn't misspeak.

1 hour ago, Sgt Hulk said:

What if he called him a fat ass. Or that he had a 5 head. You pussies will turn anything into bullshit it’s not lol   Pull up Instagram and see every chicks face in there with lips like inner tube 

This is dumb, and you should feel dumb.

10 minutes ago, Cajun said:

Race hustlers’ delight. 
 

Good to see the usual suspects here hustling it up.  Clockwork…

No one is hustling shit up. We're making fun of Gruden and anyone else who questions why comparing a black man's lips to michelin tires is frowned upon. If thats something you would do freely, I invite you to attend the next session of the longhorn defensive line position group  and refer to each player by which tire manufacturer you feel their lips best represent. 

4 minutes ago, Blotto said:

No one is hustling shit up. We're making fun of Gruden and anyone else who questions why comparing a black man's lips to michelin tires is frowned upon. If thats something you would do freely, I invite you to attend the next session of the longhorn defensive line position group  and refer to each player by which tire manufacturer you feel their lips best represent. 

What tire make lips is your straw man sporting?

8 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

This is dumb, and you should feel dumb.

Username checks out.

10 minutes ago, Deej said:

That shit is inexcusable. You think rolling out the "big lipped" trope was unintentional? I hate the gotcha police, but come on...he's taking a dig at the guy and he knew what he was doing. He didn't misspeak.

No, he should take a ration of shit, but the whole cancel bullshit is ridiculous.

2 minutes ago, Cajun said:

Username checks out.

I mean, not to be an ass, but yours kind of does too…

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