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To be fair, Roger Goodell is a clueless anti-football pussy.  

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  • ClubWhatever
    ClubWhatever

    And then he went on to inform them that they were faggots 

  • Huckleberry
    Huckleberry

    Stop turning Football threads into Cloak Room threads just because you're too much of a pussy to post there.

  • I’m just gonna leave this here for this little bitch and the rest of you sensitive little snowflake bitches out there who got your feelings hurt by the ignorant words of a football coach; this will be

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What a fucking idiot to email that crap which obviously reflects his beliefs.

Pro tip, emails is forever. You’re much better off IM or even text messaging your racist shit. At least there’s a chance it won’t be found 10 years later.

 

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

Please tell me Jerry Jones has also sent some damning emails.....

Does this count? 

 

2 minutes ago, Tommy Shelby said:

 

Does this count? 

 

wouldn't this make Jerry pro gay?

17 minutes ago, SarkAfterDark said:

I am certainly SHOCKED, shocked I tell you that Brotherhorn is in here defending Gruden.

Username brings up interesting questions...

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Just now, dcar00 said:

wouldn't this make Jerry pro gay?

It makes him aggy 

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Just now, ChiTownDoc said:

Username brings up interesting questions...

You've seen Sark's wife?

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1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Frank Caliendo has to be pissed he lost about half of his material. 

Good. 

12 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Please tell me Jerry Jones has also sent some damning emails.....

If only that motherfucker knew how to email...

Never thought much of him as a coach. Never really thought much of him as a person. He’s always seemed like an asshole to me. Not shocked by any of this but I do hope the Raiders can find a great HC. They have really got a pretty good team and QB. Jmo. 

ESPN is dragging Gruden during halftime of MNF. Schefter now saying that 2 high ranking execs told him last Fri when the original racist email was leaked that there was "no way" he could survive this.

DO IT VEGAS

 

2 minutes ago, Deej said:

You've seen Sark's wife?

Am I supposed to use the 'drooliing homer' emoji here?   Help a brother out...

1 minute ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

ESPN is dragging Gruden during halftime of MNF. Shelter now saying that 2 high ranking execs told him last Fri when the original racist email was leaked that there was "no way" he could survive this.

When did Booger win The Masters? 

This site is bigoted against the rage emoji.  You can't even see that MF anymore.  

The team must be deflated.

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Big lips sink ships, or something along those lines.

5 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

ESPN is dragging Gruden during halftime of MNF. Schefter now saying that 2 high ranking execs told him last Fri when the original racist email was leaked that there was "no way" he could survive this.
 

Typical ESPN. He did all of this on their dime. It's not like they have a record of shitty behavior from employees or something.

1 minute ago, Deej said:

Big lips sink ships, or something along those lines.

So inappropriately surly.

35 minutes ago, Modessit said:

I don't have a problem with him being disciplined or fired over his comments. What I have a problem with is that it took 10 years to do something about it. Whomever at the NFL saw these emails and didn't think any discipline needed to happen and allowed him to be associated with the NFL thru MNF and then as a coach - well they should burn too.

No one outside of Gruden and who he sent the emails to knew what he said until the WFT sexual assualt investigation. No one has been sitting on them for 10 years

4 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

I’m not gonna comment on Gruden’s ability to coach. Other than we dodged two bullets - if even attainable - with he and Meyer. Agreed totally on Chapelle. Just watched his last special. No commentary on it on Surly from what I could find. 

Jon Gruden was never on the table here. 

7 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

This site is bigoted against the rage emoji.  You can't even see that MF anymore.  

would you say its "blacked" out

some laugh out loud funny stuff on this thread.

someone said we dodged Gruden? when was he even an option?

I can't wait for his "I don't have a homophobic bone in my body" press conference.

Today I learned some people have space in their brain for Frank Caliendo. Weird. 

2 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

I’m sure Stephen A will be the first to yell at us about how we need to end racism now.

We'll be here for you when it annoys you.

Wasn't Gruden one of the Red mentions when he issued the "maybe a coordinator" line.

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1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

would you say its "blacked" out

Now that hits close to home. 

Trying to think of a time when I've been less surprised by breaking news and I got nothing.

3 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

I’m sure Stephen A will be the first to yell at us about how we need to end racism now.

Blasphemous!

4 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Jon Gruden was never on the table here. 

Wasn’t it Red McCombs who wanted him here?

Just now, naija said:

some laugh out loud funny stuff on this thread.

someone said we dodged Gruden? when was he even an option?

I can't wait for his "I don't have a homophobic bone in my body" press conference.

people need to learn to use the word "dumbass" a LOT more.

55 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

He’s old school.  He probably calls injured players pussies to their face. 
 

so who’s interim coach and next HC?

Art Shell

2 minutes ago, naija said:

some laugh out loud funny stuff on this thread.

someone said we dodged Gruden? when was he even an option?

I can't wait for his "I don't have a homophobic bone in my body" press conference.

I think he quit so he wouldn't have to do a presser.  He will release some bullshit statement.  I'll have to save my popcorn for their clown ass owner taking questions from the press...for max lulz I hope ESPN asks the hardest hitting questions.

2 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Wasn't Gruden one of the Red mentions when he issued the "maybe a coordinator" line.

Yes there was a sizable contingent of posters that wanted him too

Just now, FunkSoulBrother said:

Wasn’t it Red McCombs who wanted him here?

And Red wasn’t driving the hiring process in any way. The vast majority of Longhorn fandom thought he was an idiot.

1 minute ago, naija said:

some laugh out loud funny stuff on this thread.

someone said we dodged Gruden? when was he even an option?

I can't wait for his "I don't have a homophobic bone in my body" press conference.

Gotta say, the apologies these days are kind of boring. "I got caught being a bigot, I'm sorry you took my words to mean anything other than the sincere compliment that I meant by them. I probably won't do it again."

I miss the good ol' days when Mike Piazza held a press conference to let everyone know that he wasn't a dirty ghey.

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3 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Tony Dungy and Mike Tirico feeling even dumber right now

fify 

Some of you guys will be surprised in a few years when you are fired for shit you said on shaggy 8 years ago. 

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