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  • Make em eat Taco Bell
    Make em eat Taco Bell

    Nashville home prices are approaching Austin levels and the entire state is much higher than neighboring states.  For politics, I can't support the 3 yahoos that are fixin to be voted out.  Stop

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    Would like to read more detail, background and context about this. If it’s as straightforward and cut-and-dried as the tweet portrays, that’s horrendous. But you have a sensationalist history of

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Bullneck is having Frito’s in The Well. 
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Well, what can I say? 😆

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13 hours ago, Genco said:

The speaker of the house is having quite the weekend.

 

You can't spell Sexton without S-E-X.

59 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Well, what can I say? 😆

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4 hours ago, UTCzech III said:

 

 

Wow, Stevie Nicks and Lindsey Buckingham looked like shit when they were young.

On 4/14/2023 at 2:20 PM, WhatTheBuck said:

He was right and they didn’t like hearing it. 

And did it while being black.  Don't forget that part, it's kind of important.

Anyone seeing these reports about Sexton from a legitimate source?

This Brian Manookian cat seems to be "on the right side," but lacks a lot of credbility.

On 4/15/2023 at 9:04 PM, Genco said:

The speaker of the house is having quite the weekend.

 

In the land of the closeted Republican politico, the half-closeted man is the bull in the meadow.

It's getting interesting.  Might be a case of "shouldn't buy an expensive house nearby:

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If you live in fucking Nashville and you have a vacation house in Crossville (wherever the fuck that is, I'm not lookin it up), you're doing it wrong. 

If you live in Nashville and have a house in Grand Bahamas . .  . I can see that.

If you live in Nashville and have a house in Sun Valley . . . I can see that.

If you live in Nashville and have a house in Belize . . .  I can see that.

If you have a fucing house in Nashville and have a vacation house in some other place in TN you have something wrong with you.  

11 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

If you live in fucking Nashville and you have a vacation house in Crossville (wherever the fuck that is, I'm not lookin it up), you're doing it wrong. 

If you live in Nashville and have a house in Grand Bahamas . .  . I can see that.

If you live in Nashville and have a house in Sun Valley . . . I can see that.

If you live in Nashville and have a house in Belize . . .  I can see that.

If you have a fucing house in Nashville and have a vacation house in some other place in TN you have something wrong with you.  

I dunno… I wouldn’t mind a mountain chalet up in the Smoky Mountains. 

34 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

If you live in fucking Nashville and you have a vacation house in Crossville (wherever the fuck that is, I'm not lookin it up), you're doing it wrong. 

If you live in Nashville and have a house in Grand Bahamas . .  . I can see that.

If you live in Nashville and have a house in Sun Valley . . . I can see that.

If you live in Nashville and have a house in Belize . . .  I can see that.

If you have a fucing house in Nashville and have a vacation house in some other place in TN you have something wrong with you.  

What if you got a really good deal on a time share out at Dollywood?

Yeah, I shared some of my wood with Dolly for a time.  Really all of my wood.  But her rack made it look really small.  

Dammit, I had something for this.

Tennessee is trying to be the Mississippi of Texas

8 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Tennessee is trying to be the Mississippi of Texas

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Less than 5K in taxes for a 600k house that’s not out in BFE? Damn

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On 4/16/2023 at 6:51 PM, TwiceHorn said:

Anyone seeing these reports about Sexton from a legitimate source?

This Brian Manookian cat seems to be "on the right side," but lacks a lot of credbility.

It will be interesting to see what happens. There is nothing that says he can’t use his per diem to buy a house in Nashville. That part is overblown. Most of the more well off lawmakers have condos/houses in Nashville including all of the ones I know. They get their per diem based on where they actually live which offsets part of the cost like a per diem should. That part is also not an issue. The issue that will hang him is the wife/children and the school enrollment because that seems like it should change residency rather than show temporary status unless his speakership gets him around it which it should not. 
 

The affair is going to be an significant issue if it gets confirmed which it seems to have been based on the reaction to it coming out. This is going to be a solid FAFO moment it looks like. You better make sure your house is in order if you are going to make the National news cycle.

I'd almost expect a group of Southern legislators to write a rule that says you get paid more if you don't bring your wife and kids to town.  

Because you can bang more whores that way.

If you really want to see how fucked up this legislature is, look at their political moves to try and take over the Nashville airport authority, Music City Center, the development boards for the stadiums, etc because they are pissed Nashville leadership spoke out against hosting the GOP convention. I think they lost round 1 with trying to require a reduction in the number of board members in Metro Nashville. It’s crazy at this point, they think they can just pass whatever laws they want to do whatever they want unchecked. They may be right.

That's insane.  If there hadn't been the shooting(s) there, or they had done this a few years ago like so many southern super-majorities...I'd just roll my eyes and think, "Yeah, par for the course."  But to do that while those little bodies are barely cold is beyond the pale even for them.  

Obviously they were under pressure to hurry it up to shield the manufacturer in this particular instance because I'm sure litigators are flooding into Nashville.  But I can assure them that this kinda pressure is nothing compared to the pressure a 9 year old feels trying to drag his shot friend under the desk so he doesn't keep getting filled with round after round after round after round after round after round.  

My 7 year old now knows that if you get shot once, you have to try to crawl or drag yourself to a makeshift barricade or hidden area.  You can't just lie there, and she also has to walk around with the knowledge that if it's a longer gun, best to lie there and play dead and wait for help instead of moving and taking more bullets.  

No human being should have that in their head.  Especially not a 7 year old trying to learn.  

Only workplace or public space left to shoot up is a gun manufacturer facility, I suppose.

On 4/13/2023 at 4:03 PM, washparkhorn said:

Methinks he doth protest too much:

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On 4/13/2023 at 9:03 PM, Biff Tannen said:

Man. Arkansas is ALL ABOUT IT. I mean, more power to them, but maybe just not be as big of a fuckhead state. 

Actually that was probably just people searching for gov  huckabeef. The fact that she looks like an ugly version of her dad in a wig it fucked up google's analytics

23 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 




Republicans did not expel Campbell, nor did they disclose how much it cost to relocate the woman --- a bill that was certainly footed by taxpayers.

Good thing Scotty Campbell  wasn't a drag queen! 

 

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25 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

I suppose East Tennessee has gone decaf. That's the area where I would have expected the daddy and brothers of the victim to drive down to Nashville with a rope.

Also, the fucker's mighty short for a Campbell.

Shocked, I am Shocked I tell you

A member of GOP leadership in the Tennessee House of Representatives was recently found guilty of sexually harassing at least one legislative intern, likely two, by an ethics subcommittee acting in secret.
Republican Rep. Scotty Campbell was a member who voted to expel the Tennessee Three. He resigned about six hours after being confrontedabout the allegations, according to Scripps News Nashville. 

Despite accusations of sometimes extremely vulgar comments and other inappropriate advances, Republicans did not remove the 39-year-old East Tennessee lawmaker from his leadership position nor his committee assignments.
Still, just hours after being asked about the allegations by a Scripps News Nashville reporter, Campbell gave up his seat in the Tennessee General Assembly.
But taxpayers are paying for his actions. Potentially thousands of dollars have been spent to protect one victim, relocating her from the downtown apartment building where she and Campbell both had apartments, shipping her furniture back home to another part of the state, and placing her in a downtown hotel for the remainder of her internship.
Legislative officials refused to say how much they've paid out, saying that information is confidential.

 

Wrong thread

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1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Maybe if he wasn't spending $8 a day in toilet paper, he could afford a bidet. 

On 4/21/2023 at 7:39 PM, Pods said:

Maybe if he wasn't spending $8 a day in toilet paper, he could afford a bidet. 

If he's going through $8 a day in toilet paper, he doesn't need a bidet, he needs a fire hose.

Or just Lauren Boebert to go back to her rimming days. 

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I'm so goddamned sick of racist, white, republican politicians.  I wish nothing but misery on their worthless cunt asses. 

2 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I'm so goddamned sick of racist, white, republican politicians.

Department of Redundancy Department.

holy shit might as well have just said 'you're too uppity' 😳

Watch when he turns to his left and puts his hand up and pivots his shoulders.  He was a mili-second away from saying "I'm not gonna answer the N's question" but at the very last instant, the part of his brain that remembered he was on TV switched it to "...his question"

So teachers can mess with MAGA kids and call boys “she” or “her” all day in class? Haha that’s like Christmas every day 

13 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

So teachers can mess with MAGA kids and call boys “she” or “her” all day in class? Haha that’s like Christmas every day 

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49 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

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I instantly thought this

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But on a good note, I saw they raised entry level salary for a teacher from 35k to 50k. 

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