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#501
Just now, Michael Knight said:

I might need to see a doctor about this erection

Page South Austin’s mom. You may need to take a number though.

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  • Take the loss pussies...you should be used to it by now. 

  • I'm pissed at this loss for a lot of reasons, but some of you babies need some perspective. We don't yet have the horses to reliably win these types of games. Our o-line is abysmal and Sark is in his

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#504

Woke up early, took my dog, named Texas, for a walk at dawn, got a hair cut, eating some torchy's, drinking crown and coke.

What a fucking great day so far.

#505
1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Someone call a doctor for me, I've got the best case of priapism I've ever had 

Jerked it so hard, you bent it? Wait that's a different penis problem.

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#516

So… I guess we can put the idea to rest Sark would just treat this as “just another game” or the team wouldn’t be ready for the magnitude of spectacle that is Texas/OU

#520

All fucking gas. I want no fucking brakes. I want Charles Wright dripping fucking dimes in the 3rd qtr because we are up by 50 

#522
Just now, Mo Horn said:

Don't let up. Keep kicking them in the teeth

Turtle Tom would like a word with you.

#526
1 minute ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Lol slim to none huh corso? Only thing slim to none is you not shitting your diaper before the game is over.

At least he still picked us.

#527

Complete and Utter Domination from all 3 phases in the first 5 minutes. 

 

You hate to see it...

#539
1 minute ago, Kel Varnsen said:

Jerked it so hard, you bent it? Wait that's a different penis problem.

My shorts are sticking out so far I'm almost touching the other end of the house 

#544
48 minutes ago, MillerEP said:

We’re ready:
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Our dogs should play next year while we drink beer and say FUCK OU. 

#550

lets gooo! fuck these bitches.  fuck riley.  fuck that albino bitch rattler.  fuck the sooners.

 

i'm shitfaced and we're gonna fuck these asshole sideways. 

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