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If I had the strength or desire to take another mental beating, I'd rewatch the 3rd quarter where it all started to unravel. But I don't hate myself that much. 

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  • I'm pissed at this loss for a lot of reasons, but some of you babies need some perspective. We don't yet have the horses to reliably win these types of games. Our o-line is abysmal and Sark is in his

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29 minutes ago, RabidM said:

I was working yesterday and didn't get to watch. I'm just now finishing the 1st quarter....  Seriously.... WTF?!?!  How the fuck do you lose a game after a start like that?  I'll guess I'll find out shortly.  FML 

Turn it off dude 

31 minutes ago, RabidM said:

I was working yesterday and didn't get to watch. I'm just now finishing the 1st quarter....  Seriously.... WTF?!?!  How the fuck do you lose a game after a start like that?  I'll guess I'll find out shortly.  FML 

Keep this handy if you watch the entire game:

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1 hour ago, Spider2YBanana said:

This is really what I don't get and why I'm still so pissed. What was the point in bringing him in? To play against Rice and Tech? The fuck? He's the kind of guy you play against ou every day of the week. Fucking Sark, man. 

it's not like Sark didn't have him at Bama, he knows what the guy can do or not or how/when  he can use him.  This would be a good question for Sark at his press conference tomorrow so there's no way in hell it will be asked.

38 minutes ago, RabidM said:

I was working yesterday and didn't get to watch. I'm just now finishing the 1st quarter....  Seriously.... WTF?!?!  How the fuck do you lose a game after a start like that?  I'll guess I'll find out shortly.  FML 

it's called the counter, that's how you lose that game and how we lose so many to those fucks

15 minutes ago, BurdineBandit said:

We can't defend it because our d lineman titty-fight at the line instead of getting penetration. And we can't run it bc our o-linemen allow penetration instead of at least getting a titty-fight stalemate (which usually means the O-line wins). 

they were fighting through double teams and we couldn't fight through air

20 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

Spent the last 24hrs thinking about this game and it truly is such a bummer. 
Their QB was throwing up punts and the secondary couldn’t ever turn around, Running the KO from 3yds deep then fumbling, stupid false starts on OL (the fucking center no less). Just so many step on your dick moments that took away a W that was sitting there to be had.

just a mess. Need to see how Texas responds vs OSU. I’m definitely worried about this team’s mental toughness. 

You should be fine against the pukes a you should be capable of out scoring them.  OSU is scoring only 25 points/game and averaging only about 378 yards of total offense.  But their defense is very strong allowing only 18 points/game.

 

https://okstate.com/sports/football/stats

1 minute ago, SoonerSpock said:

You should be fine against the pukes a you should be capable of out scoring them.  OSU is scoring only 25 points/game and averaging only about 378 yards of total offense.  But their defense is very strong allowing only 18 points/game.

 

https://okstate.com/sports/football/stats

How did you find this pit of sin we call surly?

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

Will be interesting to see how Fat Gary schemes him

TCU's defense is terrible this year. They're particularly bad vs the run, giving up 5.8 yd/carry, 123rd in the nation. Williams may not need to pass against the Frogs.

Worst thing about yesterday is all the highlight reel offensive plays we made that i can't even fucking enjoy re-watching because i know it was all for moot.

Edited by Pam Cummings

One of my friend’s brought up a good question yesterday, “Why does OU get the end of the stadium by the tunnel every year?”

I truly have no answer and have accepted it since I was a kid growing up in Dallas in the 80s and going to this game almost every year. 
 

She and her husband sit in the Cotton Bowl Association seats above the tunnel, below the upper deck every year, and said it helped changed the momentum at the half.

is there a reason?

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Just now, TX Panic said:

One of my friend’s brought up a good question yesterday, “Why does OU get the end of the stadium by the tunnel every year?”

I truly have no answer and have accepted it since I was a kid growing up in Dallas in the 80s and going to this game almost every year. 
 

is there a reason?

I think because we get the other end with room for Bevo

38 minutes ago, mdmost said:

This follows a pattern where I'm always hoping we'll have some special package designed for a player like him to spring on OU and of course that never ever comes to fruition. 

Your special run package is called "Bijan."

If UT is handing the ball off to someone else, they're helping the defense.

3 hours ago, 52-80 said:

consolation prize:  5* spencer rattler seeing the foreboding reality of having to transfer to Oral Roberts University because he's getting booed on by the fans and outplayed by a freshman

What can I say the Horn fans loudly chanted a College Gameday "We want Caleb, we want Caleb" and you got what your asked for.  Sometimes that bites you in the backside.  I guess we will focus Spencer game toward making 2 point conversions going forward.  At least until 5* QB Malachi Nelson arrives in 2023.

But relax Sark is no Strong or Herman and he knows how to lead the horns for their impending entry into the SEC.  Something I am not so certain Lincoln is ready for.

6 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

I think because we get the other end with room for Bevo

Bevo can fit on the tunnel end too. 

8 minutes ago, SoonerSpock said:

What can I say the Horn fans loudly chanted a College Gameday "We want Caleb, we want Caleb" and you got what your asked for.  Sometimes that bites you in the backside.  I guess we will focus Spencer game toward making 2 point conversions going forward.  At least until 5* QB Malachi Nelson arrives in 2023.

But relax Sark is no Strong or Herman and he knows how to lead the horns for their impending entry into the SEC.  Something I am not so certain Lincoln is ready for.

User name fail.  Spock was incapable of knife twisting humor.   Except maybe when he got a whiff of those spores on that one planet with the blond chick

2 hours ago, SuckitKevin said:

He also throws a shit ton of balls up for grabs and got away with it yesterday. That along with some terrible calls/ non calls made me very ragey.

This

25 minutes ago, TX Panic said:

One of my friend’s brought up a good question yesterday, “Why does OU get the end of the stadium by the tunnel every year?”

I truly have no answer and have accepted it since I was a kid growing up in Dallas in the 80s and going to this game almost every year. 
 

She and her husband sit in the Cotton Bowl Association seats above the tunnel, below the upper deck every year, and said it helped changed the momentum at the half.

is there a reason?

Because OU had first choice.

27 minutes ago, TX Panic said:

Bevo can fit on the tunnel end too. 

Then it’s just simply the agreement in place I guess

On 10/9/2021 at 11:01 AM, Nivek said:

Forgot to post during my pregame dump 2 hours ago, for turditions sake.

This is why we lost thanks.

1 hour ago, hookem48 said:

it's not like Sark didn't have him at Bama, he knows what the guy can do or not or how/when  he can use him.  This would be a good question for Sark at his press conference tomorrow so there's no way in hell it will be asked.

Exactly! Why tf are you not using such an explosive player in such a big game? And yeah, no way they're going to grow a pair and ask that. God forbid we get answers to actual football decisions 

2 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

I was hoping for a play designed something like this to go to KRob when we were in our own territory

 

One of my favorite memories.

1 hour ago, TX Panic said:

One of my friend’s brought up a good question yesterday, “Why does OU get the end of the stadium by the tunnel every year?”

I truly have no answer and have accepted it since I was a kid growing up in Dallas in the 80s and going to this game almost every year. 
 

She and her husband sit in the Cotton Bowl Association seats above the tunnel, below the upper deck every year, and said it helped changed the momentum at the half.

is there a reason?

There actually have been some feeble attempts over the years to change up, especially when they put on the complete upper deck. I remember there was a big push to alternate ends especially because of the tunnel, and they even tried to sell respective tickets to those ends. But I think so many people switched off or bought secondhand tickets to sit on the traditional sides that it was mixed at best. Eventually as far as I can tell they just gave up andTexas still has the north side of the cotton bowl.

I also remember a weak movement to try to make East-West stands, with the dividing lines on the end zone stands. That never worked either.

I think people just like the way it's been forever.

Edited by phdhorn

2 minutes ago, 4Pete said:

One of my favorite memories.

It's one of mine, too!

My seats just happened to be on the goal line on the Texas home side for this.

Hook'Em Horns!

1 hour ago, TX Panic said:

One of my friend’s brought up a good question yesterday, “Why does OU get the end of the stadium by the tunnel every year?”

I truly have no answer and have accepted it since I was a kid growing up in Dallas in the 80s and going to this game almost every year. 
 

She and her husband sit in the Cotton Bowl Association seats above the tunnel, below the upper deck every year, and said it helped changed the momentum at the half.

is there a reason?

Fuck sitting on that half of the stadium. I did it for our Mack-era Cotton Bowl games and I felt dirty afterwards….

1 hour ago, TX Panic said:

One of my friend’s brought up a good question yesterday, “Why does OU get the end of the stadium by the tunnel every year?”

I truly have no answer and have accepted it since I was a kid growing up in Dallas in the 80s and going to this game almost every year. 
 

She and her husband sit in the Cotton Bowl Association seats above the tunnel, below the upper deck every year, and said it helped changed the momentum at the half.

is there a reason?

Here are your reasons:

https://www.chron.com/sports/college-football/article/Texas-wants-fans-to-stay-on-north-side-of-Cotton-1834490.php

https://www.oklahoman.com/article/5455303/charlie-strong-wants-texas-fans-sitting-in-the-cotton-bowls-south-end-zone-seats

2 hours ago, taybo20 said:

Then it’s just simply the agreement in place I guess

I cannot tell you how each team initially got their end of the Cotton Bowl for seating but per Wikipedia it has been optional since 2007.  They state:   "Beginning in 2007, the teams have option to alternate North and South ends of the field, thereby giving the home team fans the seats adjacent to the tunnel leading to both teams' locker rooms.[29] However, Texas has declined to exercise its option to move to the south end each year in which they have been the designated home team. However, former Texas coach Charlie Strong said he would favor Texas fans being in the south end zone during their home games."

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_River_Showdown[

46 minutes ago, SoonerSpock said:

I cannot tell you how each team initially got their end of the Cotton Bowl for seating but per Wikipedia it has been optional since 2007.  They state:   "Beginning in 2007, the teams have option to alternate North and South ends of the field, thereby giving the home team fans the seats adjacent to the tunnel leading to both teams' locker rooms.[29] However, Texas has declined to exercise its option to move to the south end each year in which they have been the designated home team. However, former Texas coach Charlie Strong said he would favor Texas fans being in the south end zone during their home games."

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_River_Showdown[

Wikipedia is not a credible source because I could have just rewritten that article to tell vulcan-halfbreeds to mind their own business!   Lulz.

Had to run some errands, but I'm back and just finished the 1st half.  I'm still feeling pretty good about this.  I think we can win this thing. 

 

We'll see if watching the last half will make me rageful and bitter too.  I don't want to feel left out.  At least  Bama likely beat the shit out of aggy so I've got that going for me. 

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4 hours ago, SoonerSpock said:

What can I say the Horn fans loudly chanted a College Gameday "We want Caleb, we want Caleb" and you got what your asked for.  Sometimes that bites you in the backside.  I guess we will focus Spencer game toward making 2 point conversions going forward.  At least until 5* QB Malachi Nelson arrives in 2023.

But relax Sark is no Strong or Herman and he knows how to lead the horns for their impending entry into the SEC.  Something I am not so certain Lincoln is ready for.

Well, I guess that you could say that OU fans did the same on National TV in your own stadium a week before.

That's something you could say for sure.

4 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

I was hoping for a play designed something like this to go to KRob when we were in our own territory

 

That was great!

4 hours ago, Nueces River Rat said:

What happened  to Rojo yesterday?   I mean it wasn’t like he was used sparingly in the first five games and all the sudden not one carry.  

Sark likes to stick with one ball carrier until he wears them down and gets them injured.  Which happens unless you have a once in a generation player like Earl.

4 minutes ago, bullet said:

Sark likes to stick with one ball carrier until he wears them down and gets them injured.  Which happens unless you have a once in a generation player like Earl.

Better than a coach who does that to his QBs

5 hours ago, RabidM said:

I was working yesterday and didn't get to watch. I'm just now finishing the 1st quarter....  Seriously.... WTF?!?!  How the fuck do you lose a game after a start like that?  I'll guess I'll find out shortly.  FML 

Do you pay women in high heels to stomp on your balls?

I’m not judging, but what the fuck is wrong with you?

He should have to sit through it just like the rest of us

6 hours ago, RabidM said:

I was working yesterday and didn't get to watch. I'm just now finishing the 1st quarter....  Seriously.... WTF?!?!  How the fuck do you lose a game after a start like that?  I'll guess I'll find out shortly.  FML 

Everyone on here had boner  like 13 year olds finding a stack of Playboys through the whole 1st half  

By the time the 4th qtr came along, the maximum dose of Viagra and a  pump wouldn’t help. 

59 minutes ago, bullet said:

Sark likes to stick with one ball carrier until he wears them down and gets them injured.  Which happens unless you have a once in a generation player like Earl.

seems like Bama used several the last couple years

Still feels like a win after 3.  We should be able to close this thing out with Bijan.  One good ball control drive to chew up a big chunk of the 4th and it's ovah! 

Fuck the world.

Fuck everyone and everything everywhere.

Fuck Oklahoma.

Fuck Texas.

Fuck all of you.

Fuck me and my miserable life.

How can the OL be so bad? How are we so bad at basic defensive fundamentals?  If Gerg is still alive, he needs to be in Austin yesterday. 

Ritualistic suicide doesn't seem like a bad option... at least Bama probably kicked aggy ass.  That salves the wound a little. 

 

9 hours ago, BachelorTrek said:

Wikipedia is not a credible source because I could have just rewritten that article to tell vulcan-halfbreeds to mind their own business!   Lulz.

Nor did I say Wikipedia is factual just quoted what they reported.  Duh!

9 hours ago, BachelorTrek said:

Wikipedia is not a credible source because I could have just rewritten that article to tell vulcan-halfbreeds to mind their own business!   Lulz.

Nor did I say Wikipedia is factual just quoted what they reported.  Duh!

Nor did I say Wikipedia is factual just quoted what they reported.  Duh!  Perhaps you might find this Wikipedia quote more credible.  

Red River Shootout since WWII OU 39-Texas 35-3 ties.  Last 7 OU 6-Texas 1, last OU 16-Texas 7.  Having been attending this game since 1961 I know to relax as this series has always been about streaks and the horns time will come.  Just hopefully not in my lifetime.

P.S. trying to insure your happiness is part of my business.

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_River_Showdown

3 hours ago, SoonerSpock said:

Nor did I say Wikipedia is factual just quoted what they reported.  Duh!

Nor did I say Wikipedia is factual just quoted what they reported.  Duh!  Perhaps you might find this Wikipedia quote more credible.  

Red River Shootout since WWII OU 39-Texas 35-3 ties.  Last 7 OU 6-Texas 1, last OU 16-Texas 7.  Having been attending this game since 1961 I know to relax as this series has always been about streaks and the horns time will come.  Just hopefully not in my lifetime.

P.S. trying to insure your happiness is part of my business.

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_River_Showdown

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11 hours ago, RabidM said:

Fuck the world.

Fuck everyone and everything everywhere.

Fuck Oklahoma.

Fuck Texas.

Fuck all of you.

Fuck me and my miserable life.

How can the OL be so bad? How are we so bad at basic defensive fundamentals?  If Gerg is still alive, he needs to be in Austin yesterday. 

Ritualistic suicide doesn't seem like a bad option... at least Bama probably kicked aggy ass.  That salves the wound a little. 

 

Should someone tell him?

3 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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Big Red Motors wants their fuckin' car and truck back...

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8 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Big Red Motors wants their fuckin' car and truck back...

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They'll repo and tow them away when he transfers

On 10/9/2021 at 5:22 PM, alphahorn said:

In PK's career as a defensive coordinator this game was the most yards per carry, Arkansas was his third worst yds/carry

So. The common denominator would be existing ut football players from last three years. I don’t think pk missed all hose tackle himself. 

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