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Just now, Michael Knight said:

I might need to see a doctor about this erection

Page South Austin’s mom. You may need to take a number though.

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  • Take the loss pussies...you should be used to it by now. 

  • I'm pissed at this loss for a lot of reasons, but some of you babies need some perspective. We don't yet have the horses to reliably win these types of games. Our o-line is abysmal and Sark is in his

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Just now, Doc Reeves said:

I feel nothing.

 

SWEEP. THE. LEG.

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Why am I still so fucking nervous?! 

Woke up early, took my dog, named Texas, for a walk at dawn, got a hair cut, eating some torchy's, drinking crown and coke.

What a fucking great day so far.

1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Someone call a doctor for me, I've got the best case of priapism I've ever had 

Jerked it so hard, you bent it? Wait that's a different penis problem.

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3 and out, get ball back, go up 21 - 0, profit! Let's fucking go!

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

2 minutes, 2 touchdowns.  No big deal.

That has to be on pace to set a record. 

So… I guess we can put the idea to rest Sark would just treat this as “just another game” or the team wouldn’t be ready for the magnitude of spectacle that is Texas/OU

Well this ou defense is holding bijan to 2 ypc and hasn’t allowed a completed pass (x was backwards right?)Need the offense to pick that up. 

Er… did I wake up in a bizzaro  world? Texas never starts off this well!

Just now, RamjetFDO said:
1 minute ago, Doc Reeves said:
I feel nothing.
 
SWEEP. THE. LEG.

Get 'im a body bag.... YEAAAAAH!

Let the paramedics sort em out 

All fucking gas. I want no fucking brakes. I want Charles Wright dripping fucking dimes in the 3rd qtr because we are up by 50 

Just now, Lou_Sassle said:

3 and out, get ball back, go up 21 - 0, profit! Let's fucking go!

All Gas Baby! 

Just now, Mo Horn said:

Don't let up. Keep kicking them in the teeth

Turtle Tom would like a word with you.

2 minutes ago, Jerry Callo said:

Only 58 more minutes.

And 58 more touchdownssss!

1 minute ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Lol slim to none huh corso? Only thing slim to none is you not shitting your diaper before the game is over.

At least he still picked us.

Complete and Utter Domination from all 3 phases in the first 5 minutes. 

 

You hate to see it...

NO FUCKING BREAKS

MAKE THEM SURRENDER

I literally had to pinch myself. I couldn't have dreamed of a better start!

Don't get cocky, kid.

I’d like to see an early-aughts-style beat down of OU that we used to receive

1 minute ago, Kel Varnsen said:

Jerked it so hard, you bent it? Wait that's a different penis problem.

My shorts are sticking out so far I'm almost touching the other end of the house 

I. . . . . . AM TERRIFIED RIGHT NOW 

 

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Ha fair catch on the 9. OU does not know what hit them! All Gas! No Brakes! 

48 minutes ago, MillerEP said:

We’re ready:
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Our dogs should play next year while we drink beer and say FUCK OU. 

Run all over those bitches today

Bijan for Heisman

Nice to be the storm instead of “weathering” it.

Fuck you Mack!

lets gooo! fuck these bitches.  fuck riley.  fuck that albino bitch rattler.  fuck the sooners.

 

i'm shitfaced and we're gonna fuck these asshole sideways. 

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