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#51

Here we go mofos. Mixed my first drink of the day - stiff as a bag of bob stoops dicks.

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#52

Flaming smash crush death to Rattler!  Today son, you die! 
oh and meet the Robinsons!  They are here to run shit down your throats!

eeeerrrrrrrrrr crimson and cream brings blood to my eyes and boomer sooner makes my ears bleed!

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#54

Holly Rowe asked Sark about the pants. He said that his wife picked them out for him. His pre-game interview was so calm, cool, collective, and affable. Nothing at all like fuckface Herman.

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#57

 

Dog says fuck OU.

GF handed this to me on her way to work and said OU Sux as she walked out the door going to work. Damn, might have to keep this one. 

Yeah, I know he looks like a horny lion but the Orange dog likes it. And thoughts count right? 

I say Fuck OU

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#59

Just talked with a neighbor who is a nurse. Evidently there is a company in Dallas that has nurses doing at-home IV therapy for medical patients. 

A “marathon group” had the nurses come out this morning for medical hydration. 

It was fans getting pregame IVs do they could start drinking again. 

#66
I’m sure this is a stupid question. Why do the dirt burglars always get the tunnel side?
so we can get them the fuck out of our state asap
#67

Y'all hear Game Day crew basically telling the world they want to suck Bijan's dick? Casey gonna come out firing, fellas. "FUCK YOU, DAD! I'M MY OWN MAN!" 

But seriously, he's gonna do everything he can to win to prove he made the right choice, because he did. 

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4 minutes ago, immamac said:

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#73
Just now, Spider2YBanana said:

Not a lot of enthusiasm in that response, sir. Now you got me questioning your allegiance 

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FUCK THOSE METHHEADS LIVING IN FLIPPED OVER TRAILERS. WE NEED TO BUILD A WALL SO THEY CAN NEVER COME INTO THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS EXCEPT 1 DAY A YEAR WHEN WE KICK THEIR ASSES BACK NORTH TO THEIR FLIPPED OVER TRAILERS. 

Better? 

Hook EM MOTHER FUCKER. 

#75
4 minutes ago, BigHorn'13 said:

And K Robinson

Bama fans know who Keilan Robinson is and wish he was still with the Tide. Hope he has a monster game for the Longhorns today.

#76
Just now, InkaUtexas said:

FUCK THOSE METHHEADS LIVING IN FLIPPED OVER TRAILERS. WE NEED TO BUILD A WALL SO THEY CAN NEVER COME INTO THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS EXCEPT 1 DAY A YEAR WHEN WE KICK THEIR ASSES BACK NORTH TO THEIR FLIPPED OVER TRAILERS. 

Better? 

Hook EM MOTHER FUCKER. 

That's the fucking spirit!

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#78
1 minute ago, bornbama1 said:

Bama fans know who Keilan Robinson is and wish he was still with the Tide. Hope he has a monster game for the Longhorns today.

That kid is ridiculously talented. Once he gets his feet wet more it's on. 

#82
Seeing Charles Thompson put on a burnt orange hat shows how much he truly loves his kids. That's an amazing dad. 

Man. That was awesome!! My allergies started acting up when I saw that.
#84

Usually blow u’s starting qb is somebody who wanted Texas but didn’t get recruited, so it’ll be a nice change to have somebody who grew up following them.

#89
3 minutes ago, Txslnghrns said:


Man. That was awesome!! My allergies started acting up when I saw that.

My heart was like wow, that's awesome. And the I honestly got goosebumps. Fucking awesome guy. 

#94
6 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Holy shit corso slurring. He needs a fucking bib. Please let this be his last year.

I’ve been saying that for at least 5 years.  Someone convince me that he didn’t die a decade ago and they are using electric shocks to get him to move and speak

#95
3 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Cum on face or tits? It matters...

I went full on quick anger bang style and blew it in her. Then got up and walked out with the horns up and left and headed to watch the game.

#97
1 minute ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

I went full on quick anger bang style and blew it in her. Then got up and walked out with the horns up and left and headed to watch the game.

God damn I wish I could continuously rep this shit. 

#100
5 minutes ago, Zhorn96 said:

I’ve been saying that for at least 5 years.  Someone convince me that he didn’t die a decade ago and they are using electric shocks to get him to move and speak

Weekend at Corso's.

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