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Just now, Spider2YBanana said:

Best rivalry in CFB, hands down. 

This. Only game for me when the nerves are fucking through the roof. 

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Just now, UTEX_ME said:

This. Only game for me when the nerves are fucking through the roof. 

Yeeeep. Same, brother. My stomach is nervous af right now 

1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Best rivalry in CFB, hands down. 

Nothing else is even close.

1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

This. Only game for me when the nerves are fucking through the roof. 

Yep. I got the worst fucking sleep last night. 

The last two TCU games made me sick to my stomach but that's because Herman was a fucking clown. This is the only one that fucks me up regardless of context. 

"Silm or none"

Or we could blow them out Lee, you geriatric fuck. 

I forgot Mario williams was on OU. When I was stationed in Florida my son played against him when he was playing for Plant City 

Just now, Mileslong said:

Holy shit, he just said “carpet muncher” on the LHN

Wait, what?

My final thought before the game……

Grinch will not let Bijan beat him. 
therefore.  Thompson and the passing game imo will have a big day. I still think Bijan gets his but the passing game will put people on notice 

Tunnel boos drowning out GameDay lol. 

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3 minutes ago, Mileslong said:

Holy shit, he just said “carpet muncher” on the LHN

Why are you watching LHN?

Cuban looks like he lost some weight. 

That asshole just jinxed Bijan 

Fuck that. Unpossible.
Just now, ztejas said:

Cuban looks like he lost some weight. 

Yeah, man, he looks good.  Good for him.

Just now, BigHorn'13 said:

On my second one of these so we can get started on the gangbang now, please.

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FUCK YOU SOONERS!!!

Mixing Corona and 1800? Not for me but bold.

5 minutes ago, Mileslong said:

Holy shit, he just said “carpet muncher” on the LHN

Michael Griffin actually said, “carpet munching monster.” And no, it wasn’t about compliance.

3rd Shiner down. GF also left a case in the beer fridge. Let this be a glorious day. @Sgt Hulk already gave us the prayer. 

 

Slim to none corso? Confirmed he has watched zero BLoWu games this year at the retirement home eating green jello

Fuck KVUE boycotting dish network

 

Just now, MillerEP said:

Stadium looks a little bare on the longhorn side

Yea the entrances are the size of a 1920’s game with 100,000 piling in. It will fill up.

Oh yeah, watching the LHN show the receiver group in pregame, and Schooler seems to be popping up a bit in the shots. Any news about Schooler moving back to WR?

Just now, ztejas said:

Mixing Corona and 1800? Not for me but bold.

Tequila is known for fucking and fighting. Already did the former, now it's time for the latter.  Hook'em, bitches!

Holy shit, he just said “carpet muncher” on the LHN

Michael Griffin was talking about getting low to the turf in the trenches or something and said “they need to be carpet munchers” then corrected himself lulz
1 minute ago, Vito Andolini said:

Oh yeah, watching the LHN show the receiver group in pregame, and Schooler seems to be popping up a bit in the shots. Any news about Schooler moving back to WR?

Well, his inability to play defense would be a good reason to not keep him there. 

All this bitching about Corso, and some are wondering why we’re not watching ESPN main? LHN may suck, but at least it’s Texas-centric, we got the Charles Thompson piece, no Corso, no Marty Griffin, no bloated Herbstreit. 

And we got Michael Griffin talking about carpet munching monsters.

1 minute ago, BigHorn'13 said:

On my second one of these so we can get started on the gangbang now, please.

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FUCK YOU SOONERS!!!

Bold breakfast cotton. Let’s see how it works out for him 

checking in from perth bitches. midnight and here with the beer

but i got no streams. nothing on sportssurge yet which is weird

Michael Griffin actually said, “carpet munching monster.” And no, it wasn’t about compliance.

I just rewatched it and Griffin said “

they tried to get Joshua Moore the ball against TCU but he fell, the carpet muncher, um carpet monster got him”
Just now, Mileslong said:


I just rewatched it and Griffin said “

they tried to get Joshua Moore the ball against TCU but he fell, the carpet muncher, um carpet monster got him”

Did he mean turf monster?

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