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if we come out and punch these pussies in the mouth, we win. Let's do that. And fuck deferring on the toss.

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Just now, Mileslong said:


I just rewatched it and Griffin said “

they tried to get Joshua Moore the ball against TCU but he fell, the carpet muncher, um carpet monster got him”

I’m watching on the ESPN app and can’t rewind, but I did know carpet muncher and monster were spoken, so thanks for clarifying.

5 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Bold breakfast cotton. Let’s see how it works out for him 

I'll report back at halftime with round number. 

 

FUCK OU

Forgot to post during my pregame dump 2 hours ago, for turditions sake.

2 minutes ago, staboner said:

checking in from perth bitches. midnight and here with the beer

but i got no streams. nothing on sportssurge yet which is weird

I watched the 2013 edition in a seedy Bangkok bar with an Aussie dude that knew fuck all about our foozballs. By the end of the game he was hooked. We got a lot of strange looks walking down Sukhumvit Road at 3:00 AM screaming TEXAS FIGHT at the top of our lungs. 

I'm here to drink Irish coffee and fuck some sooners up, and I just ran out of Jamison. Hook 'em!

3 years ago sitting on bourbon street we won this shit when I thought we’d lose. Today we win this shit 

if we come out and punch these pussies in the mouth, we win. Let's do that. And fuck deferring on the toss.

Fuck that. Always better to get the 2H kick.
23 minutes ago, Bevo said:

Did ABC drop Dish?

What ever happened with this? Heard yesterday on The Horn that Spectrum and Dish Network might not be carrying ABC, but nothing since.

1 minute ago, Nivek said:

Forgot to post during my pregame dump 2 hours ago, for turditions sake.

A loss will be your fucking fault. Pray for your soul. 

Cuban knows where his bread is buttered.

Just now, CurlyDumps said:

What ever happened with this? Heard yesterday on The Horn that Spectrum and Dish Network might not be carrying ABC, but nothing since.

Fine on Spectrum here in Denton

1 minute ago, tbone_ said:


Fuck that. Always better to get the 2H kick.

Not in this game.

Ride the rainbow
Crack the sky
Stormbringer coming
Time to die

Got to keep running
Stormbringer coming
He's got nothing you need
He's gonna make you bleed

I'm gonna go throw up in front of my neighbors then let's kick this bitch. 

Cuban look like my Grandma. She passed. Back in 2012.

Time to get this started. Key, imo, is our D-line. If they can control the LOS and pressure Rattler we win. If not, it could be a long day. 

The 17 month old is actively watching her first Texas-OU game today. She “watched” last year, but at 5 months old she didn’t know how to really hate OU yet…

 

 

I do not want to see An opening score possession from these assholes. OU needs to go 3 and out 

OK guys, unusual situation makes it where you’re my source for updates on the game. I am unable to watch it. Thanks in advance for letting me know what’s going on! Hook ‘Em!

Just now, CurlyDumps said:

Sark looks locked the fuck in.

Yep. 

Just now, JesusSweatDuck said:

Sark looks like he's gonna shit his pants

 

1 minute ago, CurlyDumps said:

Sark looks locked the fuck in.

 The schizophrenia is alive and well on Surly

Here we go assholes. This game is why you go to Texas. Hook'em bitches! 

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