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  • Take the loss pussies...you should be used to it by now. 

  • I'm pissed at this loss for a lot of reasons, but some of you babies need some perspective. We don't yet have the horses to reliably win these types of games. Our o-line is abysmal and Sark is in his

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I love Sark, full Homo. He cut the right jib after Arkie loss and his play calling is fucking balls.

We have 35 points and 290 yards in the 2nd quarter of the RRS.

 

Just now, immamac said:

Burnt ends 

We need the TEs to give us a hand sign or something when they score

Bijan. 

A paid QB mercenary with no loyalty to your school aint walking through that door.

i have only 1 question:

 

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what is with this haircut?????

Just now, immamac said:

Burnt ends 

Pretty sure he didn’t block for Bijan cause he knew he’d get the pass… lol jk

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

35 points in the first half and I’m still extremely nervous about the result of this game. 

Same. I rage with you

Just now, bad_teammate said:

defense is like "I JUST NEED 3 MINUTES OF REST PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD"

With these ABC commercial breaks it won't be a problem

2 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

FUCKIN' BIJAN ROBINSON !!!!!  🤘

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7 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

 Have to make the stop here.  

You need to pop up with this post every time people sense a momentum shift for OU bc we got a fumble. And the Bijan TD and two point conversion. Keep it in case we need it. Momentum back!

 

BDE! 

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Give the man the fucking Trophy. Jerry Jones. Here’s your replacement for Zeke 

He ain't falling to the Cowboys with the way they're playing lol. 

Just now, 52-80 said:

i have only 1 question:

 

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what is with this haircut?????

dumb jim carrey GIF

Holy fuck and that stiff arm was some grown man shit

This right here

This game now rest on the step brothers and big Johnson. 
 

Hei5man 

Just now, coachherman'sgrill said:

Did Herbie just say Bijan is the best player in college football?

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Just now, Laxtonto said:

We need the TEs to give us a hand sign or something when they score

They do. It's called Horns Up. 

@UTEX_ME thanks for calling "ballgame" earlier and saying it would be 28-28 you puss

Just now, Rockethorn1978 said:

Never any doubt! Feeling confident. Some of you being pussies need to calm down. Well me too but no one remembers who posted what. 

It’s Surly.  We all but out  the supplies of Tampons this time of year.  10 years of multiple messy cycles does this to you.   Lol. 

Can we go ahead and get quick defensive stop?  Go ahead and add some points before half...do NOT let OU score again before half, with them getting the ball back.

I know how blasphemous this sounds but Bijan might be the most talented RB to put on the burnt orange. 

Just now, ztejas said:

He ain't falling to the Cowboys with the way they're playing lol. 

Let me dream. Let me dream lol 

1 minute ago, bad_teammate said:

defense is like "I JUST NEED 3 MINUTES OF REST PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD"

They probably are like that. But they got rewarded with 7 points after getting that fumble by Rat fuck. They did good.

I like how we could have waited for the review because that was probably a TD but Sark is just like "nah fuck it line it up we're going in"

1 minute ago, 52-80 said:

i have only 1 question:

 

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what is with this haircut?????

Still gets laid. 

3 minutes ago, BachelorTrek said:

Casey Thompson be like with his 4 TD passes....

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Fuck them uncle ruckus sooner fuckers

I wonder if Manning has made up his mind to achieve greatness.

1 minute ago, ChickenNuggets said:

I love Sark, full Homo. He cut the right jib after Arkie loss and his play calling is fucking balls.

Just think what he'll do when he gets an oline

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