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  • Take the loss pussies...you should be used to it by now. 

  • I'm pissed at this loss for a lot of reasons, but some of you babies need some perspective. We don't yet have the horses to reliably win these types of games. Our o-line is abysmal and Sark is in his

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If we come out and hit them with a 3 and out and score a TD that will truly deflate their mobile home shit 

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Gonna start negging turtle comments. Stupidest shit ever.

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Somebody who know what the fuck they're doing, take this and photoshop worthy's head on it for future use....

 

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6 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Have a half, Casey Thompson: 10-16 for 244 yards, 4 TDs, 0 INTs.

My god.

I really want him to throw 8 TDs screw a backup getting time in this game just demoralize these cocksmokers

This. And don’t forget the bad refs.
They are the unknown that will insert themselves into the game and most definitely affect the game.
2 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

I get we had the overthrow to Worthy on first down, it was the behavior from second down to third down when we let about :15 burn that was indicative of a coach who wasn’t being as aggressive as he could have been. But yes, Sark is a badass. 

That was more of a down shift. 

  Gotta go to my kid's volleyball game. Keep me updated in the play by play fellas. I will be watching the stream when I can.

5 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Worthy’s stiff arm to start the game will be a gif for the ages.

Bijan's on number 5 was fucking awesome

1 minute ago, sith_horn said:

Their backup QB looks like an upgrade over Rattler.

he had a long td run, completed a couple meh passes and handed off,  he hasn't fucked up yet so I guess that's an upgrade

Just now, Pimphand said:

I really want him to throw 8 TDs screw a backup getting time in this game just demoralize these cocksmokers

Colt holds the record at 6 against Baylor in 2006.

Think Casey tends to press a little on long throws. OL instability probably exacerbates it even on plays when he has time. I believe it was a similar thing for Card against Arky.

5 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Nice clock management there Sark.

I'll forgive him.  I imagine his head is spinning. First time in this rivalry.  Game plan working light years better than he expected it to...  Gotta feel a little intoxicating and hard to keep every thought together in his head.  But halftime will give him a chance to absorb it all and get back to work...   ...and then it is going to get real for sooner.  Poor sooner trailer trash.

Defense looks a little gassed.  We need to prolong a few drives or gets some stops

I will take it. Now we let 5 tote the rock more to V formation.

D needs to apply more throttle. [emoji869]

1 minute ago, Pimphand said:

I really want him to throw 8 TDs screw a backup getting time in this game just demoralize these cocksmokers

We might as well fuck around and have Bijan and Casey finish 1-2 in the Heisman voting.

+rep limits need to be suspended during games.

4 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Bijans stiffy in the open field gave me a stiffy. Made the dude flip forward and didn't even lose a step.

He made the guy look like a little kid.

3 minutes ago, Nivek said:

fuck the heisman.  I hope Bijan wins it and then tosses it in the trash at the ceremony.  

As much as I agree VY won it, you want cruits seeing horns on the commercials. The damn commercials are more important than the trophy lol.

2 minutes ago, Dark Horse said:

Obviously agree but Corral is SEC

It's Bryce Young's to lose, especially if they beat Georgia

1 minute ago, Thatguy said:

  Gotta go to my kid's volleyball game. Keep me updated in the play by play fellas. I will be watching the stream when I can.

Lol fuck that noise. Stay home and watch this

1 minute ago, Thatguy said:

  Gotta go to my kid's volleyball game. Keep me updated in the play by play fellas. I will be watching the stream when I can.

sucks that your car won't start, huh?

We legitimately could be up 45 to 13 if the refs hadn't have fucked us on that out of bounds ou td drive.

There's a difference between playing safe and turtling. Playing safe is taking some shots but then walking out with points and not leaving time on the clock. Turtling is saying 15 points is enough let's just hand it off and fall down at the line of scrimmage to not throw an interception

Adjustments for the D? I feel like it is simply tackling and spying Caleb. PK has put these boys in position to stop the O...

Bijon got his 101 yards in the first half on 11 carries

1 minute ago, Thatguy said:

  Gotta go to my kid's volleyball game. Keep me updated in the play by play fellas. I will be watching the stream when I can.

 

Pretty exciting football contest. Our fellows in the subdued orange are acquitting themselves admirably against a team I've heard can be formidable.

 

With worthy getting a lot of attention in 2nd half, JWhitt is going to pull down 2 tds. One long one. Let it be so. 

Just now, Nivek said:

+rep limits need to be suspended during games.

*me with all fellow sunshine-pumpers*

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I have not been this excited about Texas football since 2004 

What about the ultimate fools gold game?


3 minutes ago, Jeffrey said:

Gonna start negging turtle comments. Stupidest shit ever.

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4 minutes ago, sith_horn said:

Their backup QB looks like an upgrade over Rattler.

Just need a couple of bad things to happen for him and he'll come back to Earth.

I'm so fucking happy that our days of worrying about suddenly not having an offense for an entire game is seemingly over. Those games in the past were the worst, where we'd go 3 and out for like 8 drives in a row, during the worst days of Mack Brown and Charlie Strong. Under Sark we score. Even against Arkansas, we still put up at least garbage time numbers and had some sustained drives.

We went a decade with the most dysfunctional offense in football, and all the great offensive sooth sayers like Bryan Harsin and Tom Herman couldn't make it run right. I'm so glad Sark seems to have us looking like a functional football team again.

1 minute ago, sith_horn said:

Think Casey tends to press a little on long throws. OL instability probably exacerbates it even on plays when he has time. I believe it was a similar thing for Card against Arky.

I'm just glad he doesn't get in the fetal position behind this junior high oline we have

1 minute ago, ApocalypseTexas said:

I have not been this excited about Texas football since 2004 

You didn’t get excited about ‘05?

1 minute ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Bijan's on number 5 was fucking awesome

Oh, I agree, but it’s more expected to see from a running back, not a skinny freshman receiver.

1 minute ago, ApocalypseTexas said:

I have not been this excited about Texas football since 2004 

I was just telling my 11 yr old boy pretty much the same thing..... except I said 2009

This is Sark’s team now not Herman’s.  I was worried last week that transition hadn’t occurred yet but clearly has and players have bought in.

I'm good with that clock management. Imagine if the WR drops the ball on 3rd down. Kick the FG then OU gets the ball back with 30 seconds. Then also get the ball after the half.

Would much rather go up 3 scores with 0:00 on the clock at the half. 

3 minutes ago, 936horn said:

Tale as old as time

Song as old as rhyme…

Texas and Blow U!

I want this win so bad! So bad! We got to want it more! Fight until we can fight no more! 

3 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

  Gotta go to my kid's volleyball game. Keep me updated in the play by play fellas. I will be watching the stream when I can.

If the other team has any hint of crimson and cream, she better spike their faces!

1 minute ago, Lou_Sassle said:

We legitimately could be up 45 to 13 if the refs hadn't have fucked us on that out of bounds ou td drive.

more if they called OU for holding.   I mean front and back of jersey, pads pull should be easy to spot.  

1 minute ago, Kel Varnsen said:

Just need a couple of bad things to happen for him and he'll come back to Earth.

he had the long run, he hasn't done shit else

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