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#701
1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

I'll take anything at this point to scrub my brain of today 

There's like... so much awesome, free porn you can look up. 

Get some cocaine and bam there goes 6 hours and you'll not once think about this morning's game. 

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#703
3 minutes ago, Xian said:

Don’t understand how y’all can watch football after that abomination we saw earlier.  The entire sport disgusts me now. 
 

I cant quit it. 

#704

Dumb question amnesty -

Is this correct: The first down graphic line is burnt orange because aggy painted their goal lines yellow?

Bravo CBS if accurate.

#705
2 minutes ago, Xian said:

Don’t understand how y’all can watch football after that abomination we saw earlier.  The entire sport disgusts me now. 
 

Some of us are completely desensitized to any pain from Longhorn football. 

#707
1 minute ago, ztejas said:

There's like... so much awesome, free porn you can look up. 

Get some cocaine and bam there goes 6 hours and you'll not once think about this morning's game. 

I actually did look at porn today. It was Ashley Anderson 

I masturbated and cried 

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#708

If Bama will stop shooting itself in the dick, they'll win

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#710

Click click click click

 

This is the roller coaster distilled down to 1 game

#711

Did the announcer just say that you want the other team to flex because you know you can put up points?  WTF?  

#715
Just now, Mdhorn said:

Did the announcer just say that you want the other team to flex because you know you can put up points?  WTF?  

Blitz 

#716
2 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

I actually did look at porn today. It was Ashley Anderson 

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#718
2 minutes ago, pops said:

Click click click click

 

This is the roller coaster distilled down to 1 game

But, aggy will probably cover the 17.5. Advantage aggy

#720
Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

Did Bama finally realize they are playing Zach Calzada and Texas A&M?

we'll see 

#723

They didn't show Billy Lucci next to Johnny....he must have been on his knees still sucking on Johnny's Dick. 

#725
2 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

That Robinson is a full grown man.

Good looking RB for sure. He’s no Bijan of course. 

#726
Just now, Harvdog said:

They didn't show Billy Lucci next to Johnny....he must have been on his knees still sucking on Johnny's Dick. 

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#730

Trying to jinx the Bama kicker so bad.  HE'S ONLY MISSED ONCE IN HIS LIFE AND THAT WAS IN FIRST GRADE!  HE'S TOTALLY AUTOMATIC!  THIS IS DEFINITELY GOING IN!

#731
6 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Bama loves them some penalties.

Should have been DPI or at the very least holding on the 3rd down that forced Bama to kick the FG on 4th & 2.

#733
15 minutes ago, Xian said:

Don’t understand how y’all can watch football after that abomination we saw earlier.  The entire sport disgusts me now. 
 

I lived through Oilers vs Bills, I can make it through this. 

#740
3 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Better photo

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1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

And another 

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She's hot but I don't love her tit job. 

#747
20 minutes ago, Xian said:

Don’t understand how y’all can watch football after that abomination we saw earlier.  The entire sport disgusts me now. 
 

we have dicks, you have a vagina

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