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Alabama at Texas Agricultural & Mechanical University - 7pm on CBS

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1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

I'll take anything at this point to scrub my brain of today 

There's like... so much awesome, free porn you can look up. 

Get some cocaine and bam there goes 6 hours and you'll not once think about this morning's game. 

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3 minutes ago, Xian said:

Don’t understand how y’all can watch football after that abomination we saw earlier.  The entire sport disgusts me now. 
 

I cant quit it. 

Dumb question amnesty -

Is this correct: The first down graphic line is burnt orange because aggy painted their goal lines yellow?

Bravo CBS if accurate.

2 minutes ago, Xian said:

Don’t understand how y’all can watch football after that abomination we saw earlier.  The entire sport disgusts me now. 
 

Some of us are completely desensitized to any pain from Longhorn football. 

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

There's like... so much awesome, free porn you can look up. 

Get some cocaine and bam there goes 6 hours and you'll not once think about this morning's game. 

I actually did look at porn today. It was Ashley Anderson 

I masturbated and cried 

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If Bama will stop shooting itself in the dick, they'll win

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I suspect this one's going to last a little too long for the hosting hayseeds

Click click click click

 

This is the roller coaster distilled down to 1 game

Did the announcer just say that you want the other team to flex because you know you can put up points?  WTF?  

Just now, Gut Wagon said:

I suspect this one's going to last a little too long for the hosting hayseeds

Ran out of running clock? 

Just now, Mdhorn said:

Did the announcer just say that you want the other team to flex because you know you can put up points?  WTF?  

Blitz 

2 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

I actually did look at porn today. It was Ashley Anderson 

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2 minutes ago, pops said:

Click click click click

 

This is the roller coaster distilled down to 1 game

But, aggy will probably cover the 17.5. Advantage aggy

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

Did Bama finally realize they are playing Zach Calzada and Texas A&M?

we'll see 

They didn't show Billy Lucci next to Johnny....he must have been on his knees still sucking on Johnny's Dick. 

2 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

That Robinson is a full grown man.

Good looking RB for sure. He’s no Bijan of course. 

Just now, Harvdog said:

They didn't show Billy Lucci next to Johnny....he must have been on his knees still sucking on Johnny's Dick. 

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Trying to jinx the Bama kicker so bad.  HE'S ONLY MISSED ONCE IN HIS LIFE AND THAT WAS IN FIRST GRADE!  HE'S TOTALLY AUTOMATIC!  THIS IS DEFINITELY GOING IN!

6 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Bama loves them some penalties.

Should have been DPI or at the very least holding on the 3rd down that forced Bama to kick the FG on 4th & 2.

15 minutes ago, Xian said:

Don’t understand how y’all can watch football after that abomination we saw earlier.  The entire sport disgusts me now. 
 

I lived through Oilers vs Bills, I can make it through this. 

At least aggy has the fucking common sense not to bring deep kicks out when they have the lead in a tough situation, and let their O which has been having success go to work.

SEC refs not in the tank for Bama tonight... almost like they want to fuck us over. 

3 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Better photo

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1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

And another 

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She's hot but I don't love her tit job. 

3 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Better photo

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20 minutes ago, Xian said:

Don’t understand how y’all can watch football after that abomination we saw earlier.  The entire sport disgusts me now. 
 

we have dicks, you have a vagina

Just now, TexasGolf said:

Danielson is a beating 

For years

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