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10 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

I mean, I don’t love their record versus ours, but that has nothing to do with why I’m pissed at our HC. 

I'm probably just projecting.

1 hour ago, Nicole44 said:

however Bennigan’s was superior. Chili’s is like mayo. Mayo sucks. Chili’s has 3 edible things on their menu. Bennigan’s was the epitome of fine dining. Monte Cristo much? 

Bennigan's was next level fine dining for most Gen-X once we grew past the Mr. Gatti's buffet. The Monte Cristo and 100 beers from around the world made us feel sophisticated. I am pretty sure most of us have a distorted memory of Bennigan’s being better that it really was. 

 

30 minutes ago, Pods said:

Night crew is more of a horny do list crowd. 

 

2 minutes ago, F250 said:

Bennigan's was next level fine dining for most Gen-X once we grew past the Mr. Gatti's buffet. The Monte Cristo and 100 beers from around the world made us feel sophisticated. I am pretty sure most of us have a distorted memory of Bennigan’s being better that it really was. 

 

The Spinach Dip rocked.   

holy shit.  nicole is fucking dead to me. 

Holy shit, I’m picking a futureman post… desperate times.

If only Nicole were… 1,345,765 other dudes along the waters edge would still be here!

“Atlanta” my ass.

so as a permanent member of night crew, I has confused.  It appears this is worse than drinking on the job, glasses crushing/choke out, being cucked, exit door mid flight hijinks or gettin' busy with student/subordinate.

I hate to but I must ask....Are we in NowThis territory?

 

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6 hours ago, txexlonghorn23 said:

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If he's right again, my head will explode.

What board is this supposed to be from?

Just now, Pods said:

What board is this supposed to be from?

SECRant, though I don't see how anyone over there knows shit about fuck.

19 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

I dig some Shelly Long.

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I remember watching this movie on HBO at night in middle school. It primarily stands out because of Shelly Long and an adolescent F250 starting off like this. 

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And ending up like this. 

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if the rumors are true, nobody will want him

If the rumors are true…

I call bullshit in this day and age. Is there a dead girl or a live boy story and it’s a secret? If it was of consequence, it would be known, out there all ready if it was serious. Hell, 5 schools would have popped that story already (Governor of Louisiana, I’m looking at you!).

No one could keep shit covered in this day and age.
31 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Gotta add Tawny (RIP) its night crew. Last time we compared our work stations and weapons. What now? Garages? Who has the best garage? Or poolside seats? 

Nope ...

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I’m just waiting for the source and clips from rehab. Hard to believe not a single orderly needs the cash from selling it to TMZ? 

28 minutes ago, Gravy Train said:

SECRant, though I don't see how anyone over there knows shite about frick.

I edited your post as it would appear if posted on SECRant. 

I agree. Doesn't seem like the kind of place that would break this type of news, though they did get Schloss, so who the fuck knows in this timeline. 

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Day crew has zero concerns going forward 

And the night crew thinks the NEXT ONE will be the magical one!

Convince me the night crew isn’t a bunch of 13 year old girls!
4 minutes ago, General Specific said:


And the night crew thinks the NEXT ONE will be the magical one!

Convince me the night crew isn’t a bunch of 13 year old girls!

If we were a bunch of 13 year old girls, we'd be up past our bedtimes

4 minutes ago, General Specific said:


And the night crew thinks the NEXT ONE will be the magical one!

Convince me the night crew isn’t a bunch of 13 year old girls!

I don't think Nicole 44 is 13 years old. Nicole44

Should we ask?

3 minutes ago, General Specific said:


It’s Surly, all the way down!

 

Just now, wood said:

 

What a fucking song

1 minute ago, Rip76 said:

What a fucking song

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Sturgill don't do any country pop bullshit.

1 minute ago, General Specific said:


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How about maybe 13-year-old boys?

  45 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

I dig some Shelly Long.

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I remember watching this movie on HBO at night in middle school. It primarily stands out because of Shelly Long and an adolescent F250 starting off like this. 

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And ending up like this. 

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I don't know what exactly I am supposed to post here, but wanted to say that I was here.

5 hours ago, F250 said:

I am pretty sure most of us have a distorted memory of Bennigan’s being better that it really was. 

 

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Why don’t we just call this the off season kickoff party thread because there’s nothing of substance here 

20 hours ago, BlackCat said:

A buddy texted me that Desmond Howard posted that he thinks Sark will go to the NFL after this season but I cant find the actual post. 

From August, 2022. This is who Desmond Howard is.

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 Post is still up so Desmond didn't get the ESPN call to take that shit down. CDC playing chess once again or damage control.

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12 hours ago, 6th Street said:

This is hilarious. Sark thought he could ride Arch and that shitty Cole Hutson laden OL to a NC, then ride off into the NFL. Just like Mack thinking Gilbert would lead us to a NC and he'd pass the baton to Muschamp

I’m of the opinion that Mack thought he had done enough at Texas to have the JoePa plan enacted on his behalf.

7 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

I’m of the opinion that Mack thought he had done enough at Texas to have the JoePa plan enacted on his behalf.

Had Deloss Dodds stayed at AD,  Mack would have been allowed to do  so.

2 minutes ago, nineliveslost said:

explain

Desmond didn't just decide Monday morning to go talk shit about the situation. He should have just steered clear and let whatever is happening happen. He isn't going to make Desmond look stupid or turn the temp down on this by posting that. 

10 hours ago, Stunns38 said:


Newsflash, he was never OFF the sauce.

This is just scurrilous bullshit.

A guy doesn't go from showing up at practices and team events shitfaced to controlling his drinking in a manner that he can coach games and hold press conferences stone-cold sober and clear-eyed.

14 minutes ago, Hornsome said:

 Desmond got the ESPN call to take that shit down. CDC playing chess once again.

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Damage control by CDC

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7 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

This is just scurrilous bullshit.

A guy doesn't go from showing up at practices and team events shitfaced to controlling his drinking in a manner that he can coach games and hold press conferences stone-cold sober and clear-eyed.

Maybe he’s on the Tommie Gavin plan?

11 minutes ago, JohnnyTapia said:

Damage control by CDC

I think he’s trying to buy time for the Sark escape hatch to jettison

The AD is suppose to stay out of the situation while the coach he hired flys the plane into a mountain. Mmmmkay

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