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Texas coach Steve Sarkisian is in hot water after a video went viral on Friday showing the Longhorns’ coach berating a crew member in the tunnel before the team’s loss to Washington in Thursday night’s Alamo Bowl.

As Sarkisian is preparing to lead his team out of the tunnel prior to kickoff, a crew member wearing a headset was seen putting his hand on the Texas coach’s chest to let him know that they should wait to run out of the tunnel.

What seemed innocuous turned heated when Sarkisian apparently took offense to the crew member’s actions and began yelling obscenities at the individual.

Sarkisian exploded, and was seen mouthing, “Don’t f—ing touch me again motherf----r. Get your f—ing hands off me.”

It certainly is not a good look for the Texas coach, who then subsequently lost the bowl game to finish his second season on the job with an 8–5 record. In two seasons in Austin, Sarkisian is just 13–12 since taking over for previous coach Tom Herman. For reference, Herman was 17–10 in his first two seasons at the helm for the Longhorns.

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3 minutes ago, Doc Daneeka said:

In hot water with whom?

He was in a Jacuzzi when they called asking for comment.  

Crew member needs to get in the fuckin' portal...

 

10 minutes ago, Ewreck10 said:

Fuck Anwar

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18 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

https://apple.news/AFI7ZE_VpSMO1uo7x6cn5_g

 

Texas coach Steve Sarkisian is in hot water after a video went viral on Friday showing the Longhorns’ coach berating a crew member in the tunnel before the team’s loss to Washington in Thursday night’s Alamo Bowl.

As Sarkisian is preparing to lead his team out of the tunnel prior to kickoff, a crew member wearing a headset was seen putting his hand on the Texas coach’s chest to let him know that they should wait to run out of the tunnel.

What seemed innocuous turned heated when Sarkisian apparently took offense to the crew member’s actions and began yelling obscenities at the individual.

Sarkisian exploded, and was seen mouthing, “Don’t f—ing touch me again motherf----r. Get your f—ing hands off me.”

It certainly is not a good look for the Texas coach, who then subsequently lost the bowl game to finish his second season on the job with an 8–5 record. In two seasons in Austin, Sarkisian is just 13–12 since taking over for previous coach Tom Herman. For reference, Herman was 17–10 in his first two seasons at the helm for the Longhorns.

Oh fuck ya   Laying the groundwork for the narrative to turn against “nice guy” Sark.

looking back a similar thing started happening to herman late third season 

7 minutes ago, FORTY NINE TO ZERO said:

Oh fuck ya   Laying the groundwork for the narrative to turn against “nice guy” Sark.

looking back a similar thing started happening to herman late third season 

Headset guy was getting a couple of handfuls.  I’m from the streets. Would’ve laid homeboy out after the second grab

1 hour ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Yikes. What a strange, over the top, delayed reaction

We have a coaching anger issue

Aggy is all over this. That confirms it’s nothing to be upset about. What is 100 times more offensive is abandoning the run game. Fucking idiot.

Hell, that actually make me like him more.

Before I was like "fire his ass"!

Now I'm more like "promote him to Assistant AD" and hire a new coach.

4 hours ago, UTEX_ME said:

Watching the rest of the bowl season with competent OLs, WR, EDGE, & LB is downright depressing given our shittastic performance last night. 

yeah man. came here to post just this. just seent the highlights of the pitt QB going down the field in 30 secs to setup the FG. great, long sideline throw for like 25 yards as the main big play. i had zero confidence we would do anything like that at the end of our game. 

we are always soft on the OL. always. even in '05. those guys were the best we had and I would say they were average to good, but not great. 

huskies oline and running scheme was strong, fast and decisive. it was nice to see, i guess

1 hour ago, CTC2 said:

Anwar Richardson. We are the only school where the 9.95 er’s are actively trying to trash our program. 

Not just Texas...

 

eh... fuckit.. did he strangle someone? Nope. Yelled at a guy with a headset. Who the fuck knows what headset man said to him... 

See you assholes next year.

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1 hour ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

https://apple.news/AFI7ZE_VpSMO1uo7x6cn5_g

 

Texas coach Steve Sarkisian is in hot water after a video went viral on Friday showing the Longhorns’ coach berating a crew member in the tunnel before the team’s loss to Washington in Thursday night’s Alamo Bowl.

As Sarkisian is preparing to lead his team out of the tunnel prior to kickoff, a crew member wearing a headset was seen putting his hand on the Texas coach’s chest to let him know that they should wait to run out of the tunnel.

What seemed innocuous turned heated when Sarkisian apparently took offense to the crew member’s actions and began yelling obscenities at the individual.

Sarkisian exploded, and was seen mouthing, “Don’t f—ing touch me again motherf----r. Get your f—ing hands off me.”

It certainly is not a good look for the Texas coach, who then subsequently lost the bowl game to finish his second season on the job with an 8–5 record. In two seasons in Austin, Sarkisian is just 13–12 since taking over for previous coach Tom Herman. For reference, Herman was 17–10 in his first two seasons at the helm for the Longhorns.

Good Lord what a complete nothing burger.

Headset guy said, Damn Sark, you feel good AF. Can I buy you a drink after the game? 

Sark said, damn right they feel good they are real and they’re fantastic! 

1 hour ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Aggy is all over this. That confirms it’s nothing to be upset about. What is 100 times more offensive is abandoning the run game. Fucking idiot.

You make it seem we had a run game to abandon.

if you're wondering about sark Tennessee just hit 11 wins, year two of Heupel. They'll be top 5 next season 

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

if you're wondering about sark Tennessee just hit 11 wins, year two of Heupel. They'll be top 5 next season 

They also had a 35 year old QB that was in year 2 of the offense, he was 7-6 in his 1st year as the starter when he was 28.

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14 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

if you're wondering about sark Tennessee just hit 11 wins, year two of Heupel. They'll be top 5 next season 

We fired the guy who got us a pre-season top 10 ranking going into year three.

We're Texas!

55 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Hell, that actually make me like him more.

Before I was like "fire his ass"!

Now I'm more like "promote him to Assistant AD" and hire a new coach.

Headset guy gonna have a bodyguard next game he works. Could be  a NIL opportunity.

The AAD job transfer might fit in the contract language to not apply to "firing", and allow Patterson to take the HC job and hire Riley Minor as OC. Win-win-win.

Someone said Sark's preceding HC job started to unravel after an earlier loss to UW - true dat?

 

 

 

 

 

11 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

Someone said Sark's preceding HC job started to unravel after an earlier loss to UW - true dat?

Well his last game as USC HC was a loss to Washington and he was fired the next day.  But it was unraveling before that when he apparently showed up drunk to a booster function during fall camp and then to some football activities including practices.  He was also allegedly drunk on the sideline for the game before Washington, which they won.  

2 hours ago, FORTY NINE TO ZERO said:

Oh fuck ya   Laying the groundwork for the narrative to turn against “nice guy” Sark.

looking back a similar thing started happening to herman late third season 

Yup. Bellmont doesn’t fuck around. 
 

He’s done after next year if he wins less than 8. Without Bijan? I’d bet on it.

6 hours ago, Loop 1604 said:

Yup. Bellmont doesn’t fuck around. 
 

He’s done after next year if he wins less than 8. Without Bijan? I’d bet on it.

How much would you bet on it?

8 hours ago, David Dennison said:

We fired the guy who got us a pre-season top 10 ranking going into year three.

We're Texas!

Who then went 8-5 with a stud upperclassman QB. Are you actually trying to argue we fired a coach as good as Heupel? Or did you just get lost in a word salady condensed version of every other post you make on the football board?

Preseason rankings. lol. That must be what helped Top Ten Tom land his next big p5 gig. He got the Cincinatti/Nebraska/ASU/Colorado/Wiscinsin/Purdue job right? 

7 hours ago, Loop 1604 said:

He’s done after next year if he wins less than 8.

Tell yourselves whatever you have to in order to sleep at night...

13 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

 

The headset guy doesn't back down and inch and talks right back. Damn. Sark tries to go nuclear and can't even get a headset guy to flinch.

Unphased.

pathetic look for our guy

6 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

The headset guy doesn't back down and inch and talks right back. Damn. Sark tries to go nuclear and can't even get a headset guy to flinch.

Unphased.

pathetic look for our guy

If Crybaby Bullshit had been written by Wagner, this would be its crescendo.

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Flagship action. What a joke>

26 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

The headset guy doesn't back down and inch and talks right back. Damn. Sark tries to go nuclear and can't even get a headset guy to flinch.

Unphased.

pathetic look for our guy

Video was cringe so I didn’t watch repeatedly but where do you see headset guy not backing off?

50 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

Tell yourselves whatever you have to in order to sleep at night...

Exactly. Sark ain’t going anywhere barring a scandal

1 hour ago, CurlyDumps said:

Who then went 8-5 with a stud upperclassman QB. Are you actually trying to argue we fired a coach as good as Heupel? Or did you just get lost in a word salady condensed version of every other post you make on the football board?

Preseason rankings. lol. That must be what helped Top Ten Tom land his next big p5 gig. He got the Cincinatti/Nebraska/ASU/Colorado/Wiscinsin/Purdue job right? 

Are you serious?

1 hour ago, bad_teammate said:

The headset guy doesn't back down and inch and talks right back. Damn. Sark tries to go nuclear and can't even get a headset guy to flinch.

Unphased.

pathetic look for our guy

Yeah that was embarrassing. Reminds me of a chihuahua. 

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54 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Video was cringe so I didn’t watch repeatedly but where do you see headset guy not backing off?

About 6 seconds in, Steve flips his shit and goes in for the screaming. Headset dude looks at him, listens, and immediately talks back to him, even leaning towards Steve a little. Zero physical backdown while Steve is putting on his little performance.

If I'm Steve's PR guy, I tell him to tweet this image and a light-hearted apology to the headset guy. "Got a little fired up before the game. Hope there aren't any hard feelings."

Gotta laugh our way through this one, guys.

 

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22 hours ago, closetohumping said:

McGuire got a dui right?  Given Tom and sarks past I think he’s a hard no

Yet we hired Sark anyway? Just makes him more "colorful".

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I wonder if headset guy said something to him?  That was a weird 0-100 otherwise

 

Does anyone know if Sark has been spotted running around town with James Avery?

Sark was obviously going to be insecure after two years of us making fun of his man tits.  Headset guy got what he deserved for tripping an obvious trigger.  Non story.

Knowing that absolute dipshit HCs like Orgeron and Smart have recruited their way to championships is the only thing that gives me hope for Sark. He’s somewhere between Strong and Herman as a game day coach, but at least he seems to be a far better recruiter. I hope he can keep it up.

We hired an extremely likeable buffoon then overcorrected to a guy who is clearly universally loathed in his profession.  The interesting thing is we appear not to have overcorrected from that guy, at least as far as the west coast is concerned.  

11 hours ago, David Dennison said:

We fired the guy who got us a pre-season top 10 ranking going into year three.

We're Texas!

If only they handed out wins based off meaningless preseason rankings. We would be 10-2 every year.

11 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

if you're wondering about sark Tennessee just hit 11 wins, year two of Heupel. They'll be top 5 next season 

Last year it was Aranda and Pittman and we saw what they did this year. 2 years don’t make a program.

^That comment has zero to do with our own coach

1 hour ago, bad_teammate said:

If I'm Steve's PR guy, I tell him to tweet this image and a light-hearted apology to the headset guy. "Got a little fired up before the game. Hope there aren't any hard feelings."   Gotta laugh our way through this one, guys.

 

 

No response from Sark is right thing to do. 

Just pull up all the irate videos of Saban if yah need to be reminded about a bunch of dumb shit coaches do during games and press conferences.

This is a non story after this weekend -- Sark and CDC should just ignore it. 🤘

 

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