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My uninformed,  supremely confident hot take is, to one degree or another, Sark was sandbagging for the long haul

1! I remember somewhere or another Sark consulting with NFL coaches roster management over the extended course of an NFL season. He said he was going to play 100 players on defense at Ohio State. Did he? I DON'T KNOW but that doesn't matter and fuck Ewers.

2! There was some other place or podcast that said by the time the Cotton Bowl v OSU rolled around last year, Sark done run outta plays and everything was on tape. First and goal for a td but for other team lends a wallop to that. 

3! Here's the Blow Tha Fuck Outta Yer Brains prediction for y'all demanding an OC. 

Who would Sark bring in for an OC for an offense with a potentially impressive OL, big mobile qb whose forte' wasn't short timing routes but dropping deep dimes?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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1 minute ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Maybe The University of Texas dialing back the fascism would help. Bobby Burton welcoming some guy who just pardoned a convicted murderer onto his podcast was a below average day for me.

Wha??

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4 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Maybe The University of Texas dialing back the fascism would help. Bobby Burton welcoming some guy who just pardoned a convicted murderer onto his podcast was a below average day for me.

What in the actual fuck are you jabbering about?

 

 

you know what? We don’t give a fuck. Take your political shit to CR… keep it out of this thread.

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1 minute ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

He brought on Abbott before the game

 

Fuck your politics. Take that tripe to CR where it fucking belongs.

Tonight’s College Football Enquirer podcast raked Sark over the coals about his play calling from inside the 25 - dating back to his Atlanta OC days.  It’s who he is. It isn’t changing.  

It’s a major problem that won’t be fixed 

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Just now, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

What are you contesting, specifically?

Your ability to keep CR in CR.

Just now, lilMAC25 said:

Fuck your politics. Take that tripe to CR where it fucking belongs.

When politics tries to hold hands with sports, you can't just handwave it to another forum

Just now, troph said:

Politicians have no place on sports podcasts that’s just fucking stupid. 

Bobby had accepted a republican sheriff as a sponsor too

1 minute ago, troph said:

Politicians have no place on sports podcasts that’s just fucking stupid. 

 

Just now, chainsaw said:

Bobby had accepted a republican sheriff as a sponsor too

That Loewy dude is a huge fucking douche canoe

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1 minute ago, chainsaw said:

When politics tries to hold hands with sports, you can't just handwave it to another forum

like crazy GIF
 

This isn’t even a fucking thread about Bobby Burton or who he had on his podcast.

 

This is about Five Star PhSteven.

 

 

start your own thread complaining about Bobby Burton.

Just now, chainsaw said:

Bobby had accepted a republican sheriff as a sponsor too

Well I don’t watch his podcasts I think 9.95ers are fucking stupid. I do watch the national guys who are able to break shit down from time to time. Thankfully they don’t do gimmicky shit like pander to politicians for a buck they just talk X’s and O’s.

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God fucking damnit, quit CRing up my fucking thread. It was stupid enough when it was me bitching about his program early on at here at Texas.

 

fuck

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The best thing about sports media (any kind of media for that matter), is that you don’t have to watch it.

3 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

That Loewy dude is a huge fucking douche canoe

He’s an okay guy in real life but a bit sanctimonious for sure. He lectures folks on LinkedIn and it’s a bit much.  We got it dude, you made a lot of money chasing ambulances good for you. 

2 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

The Manning who started and played most of the game is the only one I know how to judge. If he played great in the fourth quarter, obviously my condition would still apply: He wouldn't be playing badly, so there would be no need to bench him.

I'm surprised at the resistance to the notion that a QB who horribly misses easy passes should be replaced. That's my simple premise. Somehow that has been contorted into an advocacy that Manning should never play another down. I specify that if he continues to play as describe above, he should be benched as I think the guy under him can do better. Period.

Some moron took that to "I can't believe you're talking about benching after three bad quarters. Said moron doubles down. That suggests that the genius feels we should keep Manning on the field no matter what. 

I'm done with this topic. It's amusing that the moron referred to my post as "this board." I rarely post here. I'm hardly typical of it.

I want to see Manning succeed and believe that he will. Any player who doesn't should yield to one who can. Not exactly revoluitonary.

while I understand the premise, I will use the same argument for Manning that I did for Ewers.  Sark sees practice and Manning is his best chance to win.

who is the guy under him that you think can do better?

you also are discounting that this could be a Sark QB development problem.

16 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Maybe The University of Texas dialing back the fascism would help. Bobby Burton welcoming some guy who just pardoned a convicted murderer onto his podcast was a below average day for me.

Gavin Newsom?

The delusion that sports won't Venn Diagram with politics and that people are expected to shut their mouths and sit on their hands when a guy that has fuck all to do with "the game" is brought on to bleat his shit.

The dude pardoned a convicted murderer.

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3 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

Gavin Newsom?

Dean Winchester Facepalm GIF

Just now, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

The delusion that sports won't Venn Diagram with politics and that people are expected to shut their mouths and sit on their hands when a guy that has fuck all to do with "the game" is brought on to bleat his shit.

The dude pardoned a convicted murderer.

THIS

THREAD

ISNT

ABOUT

POLITICS

OR

BOBBY

FUCKING

BURTON

 

START YOUR OWN THREAD BASHING BOBBY 

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Just now, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

You don't have a choice. 

False. 

Goodbye
*click*

6 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Oh Man GIF by NETFLIX

What the fuck does Michael Douglas have to do with this !!?

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7 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

lilMAC's politics melts are the best thing about this thread.

Even better than my initial posts and roasts?

Lies I Dont Believe It GIF

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3 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

and there were a shitload of chucklefucks on this board that hated PK and wanted somebody else.  

Suspicious Monkey GIF by MOODMAN
 

 

 

 

 

I did come back and take my lumps

5 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Suspicious Monkey GIF by MOODMAN
 

 

 

 

 

I did come back and take my lumps

I’ll admit I wanted Gary Patterson to step in early in 2022.
 

2023 run defense made me a believer.

Hey guys didn’t know the turn this thread took but I just want to put out there I was really disappointed that W didn’t pardon Karla Faye Tucker or at least commute her death sentence to life imprisonment. She had a really rough life and used her time in prison to improve the lives of her fellow inmates. 

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1 minute ago, immamac said:

In fucked up watching the Miami ND game.

Knock it the fuck off. I get a report for CR again after this post and it's a month off. Fucking quit it. 

Thank you

37 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

The delusion that sports won't Venn Diagram with politics and that people are expected to shut their mouths and sit on their hands when a guy that has fuck all to do with "the game" is brought on to bleat his shit.

The dude pardoned a convicted murderer.

Cr has nothing to do with football.  Stfu.  If anything, the currently leadership at Texas is responsible for Texas being back.  It's just our HC had a little issue with red zone.  Last 10 years has been utter dog shit.

24 minutes ago, immamac said:

In fucked up watching the Miami ND game.

Knock it the fuck off. I get a report for CR again after this post and it's a month off. Fucking quit it. 

Grown men actually tattle? For real?

Amazing.

8 hours ago, Hookem2147 said:

Ryan Day did not plan for 8 months to have 200 yards of total offense and count on Texas bailing him out in the red zone in order to win a 14-7 game.

Let's be serious. 

No coach gameplans for a specific number of yards. You are fixated on the ridiculous notion that Sark had the better gameplan because Texas had more total yards.

Defenses play bend but don't break all the time. That entails giving up lots of yards but relatively few points. And it was obvious that Ohio State was not interested in having Sayin aggressively challenge our secondary. He took a shot when he saw Tate had completely beaten Guilbeau. They took which was given, which wasn't much but was enough given other circumstances.

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He’s shown that he can win more than 7 games, but he’s also shown that he’s not up for big games…

SMALL GAME STEVE

11 hours ago, Skipper said:

First road start against a top 3 team and you are talking about pulling the QB LOL.   JFC the idiocy on this board

God I hate our “fans”

11 hours ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Tonight’s College Football Enquirer podcast raked Sark over the coals about his play calling from inside the 25 - dating back to his Atlanta OC days.  It’s who he is. It isn’t changing.  

It’s a major problem that won’t be fixed 

Someone post his numbers as OC in Atlanta vs shanahans.  
 

36 ppg with the offense and schedule we have isn’t really that impressive especially considering the cupcakes we’ve played though sark does intentionally kill clock

I don’t think you can say with 100% certainty it won’t be fixed. The dude is clearly capable of change.

 

But it defiantly hasn’t been fixed yet, that’s for sure. 

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