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I suspect Sark is that coach who all the other top coaches say nice things about but have absolutely zero fear of facing him

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42 minutes ago, naija said:

I suspect Sark is that coach who all the other top coaches say nice things about but have absolutely zero fear of facing him

Milquetoast … I can’t even listen to him anymore.

I’m a little worried that Kirby : Sark :: Stoops :: Mack. 

48 minutes ago, naija said:

I suspect Sark is that coach who all the other top coaches say nice things about but have absolutely zero fear of facing him

0-7 combined against DeBoer, Smart and Day. This is what is setting his ceiling here at Texas. 

1 minute ago, tokamak said:

I’m a little worried that Kirby : Sark :: Stoops :: Mack. 

I think it's a bit more than Kirby. He hasn't beaten DeBoer, hasn't beaten Day. 0 for whatever against that core.

He did beat Saban that one time and aggys new 100 million dollar man.

just did quick check of Sarks time here at Texas.

 

if I mathed correctly, he absolutely sucks ass vs top 5 teams. 

1-8 (Bama '23).  with today still to go.

he does ok vs the #6-10 group winning 4 of 6 of those

 

so 5 of 14 vs top 10 cumulatively.

 

and then vs top 25  hes dead even. 14-28. 

1 minute ago, DaysOff said:

He did beat Saban that one time and aggys new 100 million dollar man.

Mack also beat Stoops in 1999, the latter's first year at blOU.

We all know what happened after that.

15 minutes ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

He’s 1-0 against Dabo 

So is half the fucking ACC this year.

1 hour ago, naija said:

I suspect Sark is that coach who all the other top coaches say nice things about but have absolutely zero fear of facing him


If there is a high leverage play or situation Kirby out coaches Sark every single time. It’s frustrating as hell to watch. 

I hope sark is taking notes on how to coach a top 5 program !!!!!!!

Edited by tx 3 putt

That onside kick was Kirby giving Sark a swirly. Just rubbing it in,

Edited by TXpride

you are what your record says you are. not only does he have a record across 3 programs, but he has a record against his coaching peers

Just now, DaysOff said:

Out.

See y'all next season

 

arch year 1, completely wasted !!!!!

that should be a fucking fireable offense. you had 3 fucking years + nil  to build a team for this season 

fuck me 

Just now, runthebone said:

Wonder what kind of swag the team gets at the disappointingseason.com Bowl.

 

College Football GIF by Pop-Tarts

Completely out coached.

Again.

Ooph.

Kirby owns Sark. Dragged his junk all over his face. Unreal

Kirby owns Sark. Dragged his junk all over his face. Unreal

Honestly if the NFL came calling or Penn St/LSU tried to hire Sark I am not shedding a tear if he leaves. This team was cooked in the offseason when we failed to address the secondary coaching staff and offensive line because our coach might have been at rehab. That’s fucked up. 

12 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

I hope sark is taking notes on how to coach a top 5 program !!!!!!!

I hope he’s finding another job. This team will never achieve greatness with Mr. Squats on the sideline.

1 minute ago, Honeysucklerose said:

Kirby owns Sark. Dragged his junk all over his face. Unreal

Kirby owns Sark. Dragged his junk all over his face. Unreal

Kirby's dragged his nuts over most everyone's face.  

and these were supposed to be our easy SEC intro schedules. imagine this loser when he has to face Alabama, Ole Miss, Tennessee, etc. all in the same season

Sark's agent is probably working the phones hard right now telling these NFL teams to come get him

4 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Kirby's dragged his nuts over most everyone's face.  

And DeBoer and Day have dragged their nuts over sarks face as well

This team got outcoached again. In all 3 phases. Idk how the coaches can look at this and think they did a good job. 

Just now, Juke_Em said:

Sark's agent is probably working the phones hard right now telling these NFL teams to come get him

Is work on the timing.  We don’t look good.  Should’ve down it during msu

Sarks and egotistical bitch that is getting his shit kicked again by kirby. At least Herman beat Riley once to make it respectable. 

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17 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

arch year 1, completely wasted !!!!!

that should be a fucking fireable offense. you had 3 fucking years + nil  to build a team for this season 

fuck me 

What if I told you that the talent is there, it’s just the middling HC who is holding the team back?

Time to move on. Great recruiter, good for culture, absolutely dogshit coach 

To get out coached coming off a bye week is shameful enough. For Georgia to do it basically doing what they’ve done all year is even more embarrassing. It’s on Sark and his entire coaching staff. 

2 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Sarks and egotistical bitch that is getting his shit kicked again by kirby. At least Herman beat Riley once to make it respectable. 

Herm beat Kirby too

4 minutes ago, Bodowned said:

and these were supposed to be our easy SEC intro schedules. imagine this loser when he has to face Alabama, Ole Miss, Tennessee, etc. all in the same season

I'm here for it. Sunshine is the best disinfectant they say. In this day and age, you want it exposed early and often. People are putting real money into the team now that it is the only thing that will drive change. 

Texas will never win anything with Steve Sarkisian as the head coach.

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