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1 minute ago, SarkAfterDark said:

He obviously shouldn’t be fired unless you are hiring Kirby. Let’s also remember Saban(Alabama) owns Kirby but he still managed to win championships. After the Ohio St game it was obvious to me this team is a year away. They just don’t play with enough confidence. But Sark has to fix his coaching staff and how they prepare for games. 

I agree but Saban is a legend. He owned pretty much every coach in his tenure. Kirby is a really good coach but nowhere near Saban. Marcus Freeman at ND had zero issues against the same Georgia team that embarrassed Sark last year. ND dominated Georgia in the playoffs. While Sark and company tried their hardest to blow the Arizona State game.

Another knock on Sark. He turtles when it matters way too often and has a hard time putting teams away. Just like Tom 'Turtle' Herman.

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21 minutes ago, TXpride said:

I'm past that. He's not the guy. But he'll be here at least through next year. Hopefully there'll be some good candidates.

And 2027.

1 minute ago, hobbes2702 said:

I mean, fuck. That’s just spot on. 

I am just glad I’m high. I’m capable of a lot more rage than this. I am starting to feel apathy, something I have never felt honestly. If sark cannot beat OsU nor JawJa why try for the playoffs? We would be the placeholder Notre Dame almost always is. One and done. 

6 minutes ago, SarkAfterDark said:

He obviously shouldn’t be fired unless you are hiring Kirby. Let’s also remember Saban(Alabama) owns Kirby but he still managed to win championships. After the Ohio St game it was obvious to me this team is a year away. They just don’t play with enough confidence. But Sark has to fix his coaching staff and how they prepare for games. 

Please......Sark has had years to make corrections/changes, he is clearly incapable of getting the job done. Sark is the equivalent of Franklin. If that's the standard you are cool with then Sark is the coach for you.

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2 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Get out of here with this stupid shit. HE IS A HEAD COACH. A well paid one.

A head coach sees those fakes coming bro, sorry to tell you. . But he can’t cause he’s to focus on what the offense is gonna do on the next drive 

19 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

Tom Herman never asked his agent to go begging for NFL jobs in the middle of a season, so yes.

You can’t possibly know that

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

I am just glad I’m high. I’m capable of a lot more rage than this. I am starting to feel apathy, something I have never felt honestly. If sark cannot beat OsU nor JawJa why try for the playoffs? We would be the placeholder Notre Dame almost always is. One and done. 

Notre dame can beat georgia

He can't help that Arch has turned out to be a complete bust. He obviously can't fix the QB issue this season. 

I guess we have to divide up into night and day crews again and flight aware and shit…or we will stay the frog in the boiling water. 💦 

1 minute ago, D3zii said:

A head coach sees those fakes coming bro, sorry to tell you. . But he can’t cause he’s to focus on what the offense is gonna do on the next drive 

Sark doesn’t see this because he doesn’t see anything, like needing an OC. 

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Just now, horn009 said:

He can't help that Arch has turned out to be a complete bust. He obviously can't fix the QB issue this season. 

Arch was the best player on offense again. 

This loss is not on Arch.

It’s not even on our much maligned offensive line even though Kyle Flood still needs to go for sitting on his ass last portal season.

Yes, the Refs sucked.  We knew they’d suck coming into this game in Athens.

This loss is 100% on Sark.

Seriously he is disconnected from reality.  

Tom Herman? This board has a horrible memory. 

Kirby owns Sark

Sark owns Venables

Venables owns DeBoer

DeBoer owns Kirby

Just now, Im_smarter_then_you said:

Arch was the best player on offense again. 

Seriously wtf… we rushed for 30 fucking yards and people are mad at Arch?

1 minute ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

Boomer Esiason said sark is putting out feelers

 No, that Herman didn’t lol

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

I guess we have to divide up into night and day crews again and flight aware and shit…or we will stay the frog in the boiling water. 💦 

Unless an NFL team really wants Sark, ain't gonna be no flight aware any time soon.

 

1 minute ago, horn009 said:

He can't help that Arch has turned out to be a complete bust. He obviously can't fix the QB issue this season. 

We still talking about this? Arch played really well for most of the game. Ever wonder how much he’s contributed to the “bust”.

1 minute ago, Levi said:

Tom Herman? This board has a horrible memory. 

Don't want Herman back but Texas would have scored more than 10 points 

26 minutes ago, LurkingHorn said:

I don’t think he should be fired, but CDC needs to force the issue on making him get a real OC. This is yet another example of putrid offense against a quality opponent. Nobody has feared this offense for 3 years now. 

Sark has unquestionably elevated our recruiting. It is really hard to coach receivers how to catch the fucking ball. 

24 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

I’d take Turtle Tom with NIL over this fucking clown 

That is insane. Herman wouldn’t ever recruit OL. I have two problems with Sark - OL transfer portal this year, and consistent failure to get his team up for big games. 

I don’t want him to leave. But if we repeat a 9-3 type season next year, I do. Put up or shut up - you got TOTALLY outclassed by Kirby tonight. As you have in your prior 4 matchups with big programs. Sark has done so much to improve us but at present is ill equipped to take us to Top 5 land. 

This is a shit team, and the only reason we're in this position is because of two miraculous Ryan Niblett punt returns.

5 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Hear me out.....

 

DABO!! On the 40 acres!! 

Is he a play caller ? If not. I’m in 

Even Jerry Jones isn’t that dumb. NFL?They’ve got plenty of coordinators from playoff teams to poach. We’re stuck with this B- choker until the wheels come off like they finally did for Franklin. 8-4 this year, probably improve to 9-10 wins next year. NIL and the portal will keep us with a talent level good enough to keep Sark in the 8-10 wins next year range, until he totally fucks up roster management. Hopefully, I’m wrong, but we could be doing this dance a few more years. 

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

And 2027.

The cigars will decide that. If he goes 8-4 or worse next year (pretty likely with our schedule), he'll be gone if the money is there.

Just now, Nueces River Rat said:

This loss is not on Arch.

It’s not even on our much maligned offensive line even though Kyle Flood still needs to go for sitting on his ass last portal season.

Yes, the Refs sucked.  We knew they’d suck coming into this game in Athens.

This loss is 100% on Sark.

Seriously he is disconnected from reality.  

Something ain’t been right all year. With Sark. This season outside a few quarters of games has been unwatchable. He looks checked out despite what he says. Outside of the Miss State game he looks detached, I don’t know what the fuck is going on and I don’t care. The last HC to be an OC and win it all was Jimbo I mean Jameis Winston. Ok. Sark ain’t talented enough to be both HC and OC. He is half assing both roles. The team suffers. I don’t even care what bullshit he throws out in post game pressers it’s not working. Hes like a politician that says what he thinks we want to hear and a shitty Jedi Knight thinking we will buy it. 

Just now, softlynow said:

Even Jerry Jones isn’t that dumb. NFL?They’ve got plenty of coordinators from playoff teams to poach. We’re stuck with this B- choker until the wheels come off like they finally did for Franklin. 8-4 this year, probably improve to 9-10 wins next year. NIL and the portal will keep us with a talent level good enough to keep Sark in the 8-10 wins next year range, until he totally fucks up roster management. Hopefully, I’m wrong, but we could be doing this dance a few more years. 

Jerry likes yes men type that are desperate for work

5 minutes ago, SarkAfterDark said:

He obviously shouldn’t be fired unless you are hiring Kirby. Let’s also remember Saban(Alabama) owns Kirby but he still managed to win championships. After the Ohio St game it was obvious to me this team is a year away. They just don’t play with enough confidence. But Sark has to fix his coaching staff and how they prepare for games. 

Kirby hasn't been the same under NIL - those championship teams were loaded with talent and experience. He just has a hard on for Texas for some reason. Otherwise, they are a good, but flawed team.

Just now, TXpride said:

The cigars will decide that. If he goes 8-4 or worse next year (pretty likely with our schedule), he'll be gone if the money is there.

Only $50 million.

Just now, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Go get Dabo, he's awesome 

Y’all wanna trade just to see what happens? No buyouts nothin?

Back the truck up to Saban. Eventually we have to get in bed with the devil. Except now everyone can pay everyone and no grey shirts

2 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

Is he a play caller ? If not. I’m in 

He's whatever you want him to be! Please take him 

1 minute ago, 6th Street said:

Combined 0-7 vs Smart, DeBoer and Day. Very impressive 

Impressively shitty 

1 minute ago, 6th Street said:

Combined 0-7 vs Smart, DeBoer and Day. Very impressive 

Not that it makes it better but DeBoer kinds seems like he might suck. Shouldn’t be in there with those 2

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13 minutes ago, D3zii said:

You can’t get mad at Sark. This is who he is. 
 

He’s an offensive coordinator, not a HC and that’s what he wants to be. So don’t expect him to focus on the small details like discipline or onside kicks or even fake punts. . 
 

you better just pray your assistant coaches know 

Well, maybe he should figure out how to be a decent OC. 

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

Only $50 million.

Have you been paying attention the last month?

The difference between Sark and Kirby isn’t a ballsy on side kick that Nostradamus couldn’t even predict. Kirby puts his guys in position to win and they execute. Big or small. Meanwhile, Wingo is apparently allergic at catching a shallow crosser for a first down. Those drops by the WR’s are terrible and can’t happen in a big game. Sark can’t keep preaching execution without having a look in the mirror.  

Banks still being employed is grounds enough to fire Sark.  And why do we have a homeless man on the sideline calling God awful zone defenses.  

2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Something ain’t been right all year. With Sark. This season outside a few quarters of games has been unwatchable. He looks checked out despite what he says. Outside of the Miss State game he looks detached, I don’t know what the fuck is going on and I don’t care. The last HC to be an OC and win it all was Jimbo I mean Jameis Winston. Ok. Sark ain’t talented enough to be both HC and OC. He is half assing both roles. The team suffers. I don’t even care what bullshit he throws out in post game pressers it’s not working. Hes like a politician that says what he thinks we want to hear and a shitty Jedi Knight thinking we will buy it. 

He fucked the OL and he knows it and bad enough that he can't really coach around it.  He almost fucked Arch in the process.

What happens in this off-season will tell us a lot.

2 minutes ago, Texasrocks said:

Kirby hasn't been the same under NIL - those championship teams were loaded with talent and experience. He just has a hard on for Texas for some reason. Otherwise, they are a good, but flawed team.

He knows how to stick it to sark.  

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