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1 minute ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

Need to revamp the coaching staff and hit the portal hard and get back to where we want to be.

After seeing the way the coaches handled the portal last offseason, what gives you confidence they'll be able to correctly identify our deficits and patch them with the right players this offseason?

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1 minute ago, ChemicalHorn said:

Has anyone pointed out that this fucking dipshit called 40 pass plays to 10 RB runs after he publicly bitched about not getting enough from the ground game (“If we could get 125…”)? 
 

Even before the fourth, with the game close, it was a 3:1 pass:run clip.

 

I think my favorite “Sark is a dumbass” moment tonight though came when we went empty (ie no run threat) and STILL kept 2 TEs in the game. 

So many to choose from, why pick just one?

Just now, BurntEyes said:

You're applying sound logic to NFL owners. Are you at all familiar with these people? 

Did you know Shedeur Sanders got drafted last year and Jerry Jones still owns the Cowboys?

The Jags, the Jets, the Titans, the Browns, the dolphins…someone will always take a chance and that’s why they are what they are

2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Tech just started to flex their money. They are new to this. See this season’s results thus far. Aggie is fool but they ain’t afraid to flex. Their money. To get to someone who can win. We laugh bc they fail but they flex. Venables just saved his ass with bookend wins v Bama. It still means something to beat Bama and JawJa and Ohio State. We are getting left behind bc like all his previous stops his floor is rising to meet his ceiling. Imagine what Leach could do with Sark money and recruits, damn, I miss Leach, 

He would win 10 games, get ranked #1 or#2, and then get the shit beaten out of him because he was too busy hunting a better job or learning about pirates or some shit.  And ignoring his defense altogether.

1 minute ago, satyanash said:

After seeing the way the coaches handled the portal last offseason, what gives you confidence they'll be able to correctly identify our deficits and patch them with the right players this offseason?

Also what makes anyone think the players we already have on the roster will be developed in any meaningful way. 

Just now, satyanash said:

After seeing the way the coaches handled the portal last offseason, what gives you confidence they'll be able to correctly identify our deficits and patch them with the right players this offseason?

I think hubris made them think they could stand pat because everyone was sucking our dick all off season. I think seeing how quickly aggy, tech and OU changed their fortunes was a massive learning experience.

 

I’d commit much more resources to the portal over high school seniors if I were in charge.

They’re not firing him. Why would they? As the thread title says this is who he is and this is who he’s always been as a HC. I don’t know why anyone expected more from him. 

23 minutes ago, Gene Parmesan said:

Good luck. He’s having the time of his life 

This is just incredible. Well done

2 minutes ago, baboso said:

He would win 10 games, get ranked #1 or#2, and then get the shit beaten out of him because he was too busy hunting a better job or learning about pirates or some shit.  And ignoring his defense altogether.

But he’d win ten games consistently is my point and he’d finally get that job he always wanted and then burn sand into glass and build a dynasty. 

4 minutes ago, satyanash said:

After seeing the way the coaches handled the portal last offseason, what gives you confidence they'll be able to correctly identify our deficits and patch them with the right players this offseason?

So, what will you be doing next fall?

I'm good with moving on from Sark.  the disaster that the OL is this year is all on him.  He trusted Flood who IMO, underperformed with the line he had the last 2 years.

He abandons the run because he doesn't trust his OL. 

He's not a head coach because a real head coach would look at what is OC and OL coach are putting on the field in big games and make sure to plug holes in the portal.

It is apparent to me that he is always going to have a blind spot and his O is beyond putrid this season.

5 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

You think they'll pony up $50 million after next season?

I don't.

What do you want to bet cdc had the foresight to put in behavioral clauses and above read there’s insurance money to help with buyouts

Just now, Billy Pilgrim said:

I think hubris made them think they could stand pat because everyone was sucking our dick all off season. I think seeing how quickly aggy, tech and OU changed their fortunes was a massive learning experience.

 

I’d commit much more resources to the portal over high school seniors if I were in charge.

You willing to develop talent, inforce accountability and find someone who is good at evaluating talent all while stealing Shannon Dawson or someone similar to run our offense?

If so, please submit your resume.

 

Just now, Im_smarter_then_you said:

What do you want to bet cdc had the foresight to put in behavioral clauses and above read there’s insurance money to help with buyouts

That’s a given. 

1 minute ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

What do you want to bet cdc had the foresight to put in behavioral clauses and above read there’s insurance money to help with buyouts

They have enough on Sark to for cause him if the time comes fwiw

6 minutes ago, satyanash said:

After seeing the way the coaches handled the portal last offseason, what gives you confidence they'll be able to correctly identify our deficits and patch them with the right players this offseason?

Facts, they thought this O-Line and secondary was good enough 

Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

They have enough on Sark to for cause him if the time comes fwiw

Oh. OK.

Just now, Im_smarter_then_you said:

buyouts

 

Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

They have enough on Sark to for cause him if the time comes fwiw

Oh?

58 minutes ago, Levi said:

Tom Herman? This board has a horrible memory. 

That’s funny because Sark’s best skill players were all Herman croots. He was 10x the gameday coach that Sark is. Give him NIL and he would have done just as well or better the last 5 years.

2 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

What do you want to bet cdc had the foresight to put in behavioral clauses and above read there’s insurance money to help with buyouts

You think CDC is smart enough to put in behavioral clauses for an HC with past behavior issues?

8 minutes ago, satyanash said:

After seeing the way the coaches handled the portal last offseason, what gives you confidence they'll be able to correctly identify our deficits and patch them with the right players this offseason?

The offseason before that.

Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

They have enough on Sark to for cause him if the time comes fwiw

Correct.  Hence while I think sark wanted to leave anyway, cdc could be encouraging h

@Nicole44 I think the jags are covered for a bit.  Same with jets.  To echo @BurntEyes look at everyone Jerry has hired post Jimmy.  Sark is every hit as qualified as any of those guys.  Same with McDaniel and stefanski

2 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

What do you want to bet cdc had the foresight to put in behavioral clauses and above read there’s insurance money to help with buyouts

I have no reason to believe he's done anything to violate a behavioral clause, surly TMZ notwithstanding.

2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Oh. OK.

He has the scoop for realz

1 minute ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

Correct.  Hence while I think sark wanted to leave anyway, cdc could be encouraging h

@Nicole44 I think the jags are covered for a bit.  Same with jets.  To echo @BurntEyes look at everyone Jerry has hired post Jimmy.  Sark is every hit as qualified as any of those guys.  Same with McDaniel and stefanski

Spill it or GTFO with this bullshit.

Just now, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

Go on…

Yeah…people are withholding, I already posted the little I know and others have as well. But people are holding back. I have a bad feeling it’s gonna get ugly and we all go down the rabbit hole. I pray this ain’t the case, but nothing has made fuckall sense this season. Sark is off af and no one has the 411? Bullshit. People know they ain’t saying. 

Just now, Nicole44 said:

Yeah…people are withholding, I already posted the little I know and others have as well. But people are holding back. I have a bad feeling it’s gonna get ugly and we all go down the rabbit hole. I pray this ain’t the case, but nothing has made fuckall sense this season. Sark is off af and no one has the 411? Bullshit. People know they ain’t saying. 

Thanks, Simone.

2 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

Correct.  Hence while I think sark wanted to leave anyway, cdc could be encouraging h

@Nicole44 I think the jags are covered for a bit.  Same with jets.  To echo @BurntEyes look at everyone Jerry has hired post Jimmy.  Sark is every hit as qualified as any of those guys.  Same with McDaniel and stefanski

I think Glenn has actually done well this year given what he has at QB. 

People don’t know shit or they’d say it. That’s how people work.

9 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

They’re not firing him. Why would they? As the thread title says this is who he is and this is who he’s always been as a HC. I don’t know why anyone expected more from him. 

Multi year portal players for sure 

Just now, David Dennison said:

Thanks, Simone.

No problem whatsoever. 
 

I am just waiting for someone to have a full on Jerry McGuire getting fired meltdown. 

Just now, Hank_Hill said:

People don’t know shit or they’d say it. That’s how people work.

Yeah huh. All these surly bougies know people who know stuff and junk. You'll see.

1 minute ago, Hank_Hill said:

People don’t know shit or they’d say it. That’s how people work.

Most have known about the receiver thing for awhile

2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I think Glenn has actually done well this year given what he has at QB. 

He picked fields

1 minute ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

Yea.   CDC is kinda smart

Well, it would be a pretty wise move to make sure you're covered with a behavioral clause for an employee with behavior issues in his past so... that tracks. I figure a kinda smart fella is capable of coming to that conclusion. 

The national and local media loves to dog us for sure but headlines like this one are everywhere tonite. Cue someone making fun of the writer and missing the point that this article is one of many published tonite. 

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3 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Yeah…people are withholding, I already posted the little I know and others have as well. But people are holding back. I have a bad feeling it’s gonna get ugly and we all go down the rabbit hole. I pray this ain’t the case, but nothing has made fuckall sense this season. Sark is off af and no one has the 411? Bullshit. People know they ain’t saying. 

Say hypothetically we tank against Arkansas and aggy and the loss to aggy is bad.   Does the plug get pulled?   I mean Penn State didn’t f’ around and Sark’s resume the last three seasons kind of mirrors Franklin’s.  

Just now, Im_smarter_then_you said:

Most have known about the receiver thing for awhile

 

Most have known about the internet rumor from twitter for sure. Nobody has a source on this. 

4 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Yeah…people are withholding, I already posted the little I know and others have as well. But people are holding back. I have a bad feeling it’s gonna get ugly and we all go down the rabbit hole. I pray this ain’t the case, but nothing has made fuckall sense this season. Sark is off af and no one has the 411? Bullshit. People know they ain’t saying. 

Yep. I suspect there is pressure and likely help getting him to move on. I think they are holding what they have as leverage so it can happen smoothly as possible.

Just now, Hank_Hill said:

Most have known about the internet rumor from twitter for sure. Nobody has a source on this. 

Wait. surlyhorns isn't a source?

 

Just now, scramblyn said:

This is who sark is 

 

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He looks beyond lost. Again what is going on? Anyone who thinks it’s just we lost players and have new ones and had to gel with a few new coaches and this is all normal set back shit in year five and everything is fine is on crack. On better drugs than me and should share. With the night crew. 

7 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

And these receivers

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1 minute ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Say hypothetically we tank against Arkansas and aggy and the loss to aggy is bad.   Does the plug get pulled?   I mean Penn State didn’t f’ around and Sark’s resume the last three seasons kind of mirrors Franklin’s.  

Penn state had won 3 games

15 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Also what makes anyone think the players we already have on the roster will be developed in any meaningful way. 

Whoever our penalties coach is needs a huge raise.  He is killing it.

Just now, David Dennison said:

Wait. surlyhorns isn't a source?

 

It is a better source than most places. 

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