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2 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Who’s defending Sark? 

I’m not sure. We are kink shaming now. 

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31 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

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what about this says "professional" to you

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It was well-known that an executive search firm was retained and Strong was one of their recommendations.  It wasn't a BMD spasm, or different groups doing different things and power-playing their choices.

6 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

Niblit Away could probably open for Drunken Cuck - prolly have to wait on 2026 Tour dates to get set.

Any chance Red Zone Failures can be part of the opening act? Maybe a short set, even if they don't really deliver? 

4 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

A losing record or missing the CFP three seasons in a row.

well he already accomplished one of those things here 

35 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

The population of the world is over 7 billion. About half of that population is female. 

Kinda roundabout way to say that you shouldn't assume that only one of them could be behind that comment.

I mean he used to be a philanderer but maybe he's a one woman man now

3 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Who’s defending Sark? 

I don't think a lot of people here are going to be too broken up if he decides to leave.

Just now, nineliveslost said:

well he already accomplished one of those things here 

I didn't think I needed to say post-2024, but I meant post-2024.

Just now, David Dennison said:

I didn't think I needed to say post-2024, but I meant post-2024.

I know man, I was just fucking with you

11 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

People who will deserve big ass apologies if Sark is gone come next season:

BurntEyes

Nicole

BO&W

Rimbo

Am I forgetting anyone?

Not gossipy or drama queen-y enough.

It has been known for almost a year he was looking. I pointed that out on surly probably more than 9 months ago, and several posters couldn’t fathom him wanting to leave and thought the rumor was bs. 

Since the rumor mill is flying, let’s clarify one rumor that was somewhat right but not quite. The rumor about Jerry Jones wanting to hire him was before he selected Schotty. Why the process broke down with Sark is unclear. Whether that’s why Sark missed time in January including Junior Day is also unclear. But it’s sounding like he found plan B. Jets? Don’t know. 

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

I don't think a lot of people here are going to be too broken up if he decides to leave.

I don't hate him, and I think he deserves a lot of credit for what he's accomplished. Sark in 2025 is much worse than previous versions, so I'm inclined to agree with @Nicole44 that something is up.

The reason I would be upset to see him leave is because it's a terrible hiring market. There is no permanent fix available, and even if that coach were on the market, we'd be in a bidding war with at least two other bluebloods. It's a terrible time to be looking for a new head coach. I'd rather ride out the storm.

Just now, nineliveslost said:

I know man, I was just fucking with you

I thought so, but I wasn't sure. Things are getting intense in here. 

1 minute ago, Dbeasy said:

It has been known for almost a year he was looking. I pointed that out on surly probably more than 9 months ago, and several posters couldn’t fathom him wanting to leave and thought the rumor was bs. 

Since the rumor mill is flying, let’s clarify one rumor that was somewhat right but not quite. The rumor about Jerry Jones wanting to hire him was before he selected Schotty. Why the process broke down with Sark is unclear. Whether that’s why Sark missed time in January including Junior Day is also unclear. But it’s sounding like he found plan B. Jets? Don’t know. 

I'm not apologizing if he goes to the NFL. I should have said that. Only if he gets fired for . . . stuff.

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

I don't think a lot of people here are going to be too broken up if he decides to leave.

You think shit is funky like Gorgonzola right now? Just wait. 

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1 minute ago, chainsaw said:

I don't hate him, and I think he deserves a lot of credit for what he's accomplished. Sark in 2025 is much worse than previous versions, so I'm inclined to agree with @Nicole44 that something is up.

The reason I would be upset to see him leave is because it's a terrible hiring market. There is no permanent fix available, and even if that coach were on the market, we'd be in a bidding war with at least two other bluebloods. It's a terrible time to be looking for a new head coach. I'd rather ride out the storm.

Cheer up. It's only college football.

7 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I’m not sure. We are kink shaming now. 

If so.. I had best take leave of this place. 

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I wonder how many old BMDs have already suggested Mack Brown as a potential replacement.

Just now, David Dennison said:

I wonder how many old BMDs have already suggested Mack Brown as a potential replacement.

FUCK MY LIFE

I would ....just .....can't take it 

And he brings back the entire gang. Greg would fix the offense right up

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

I wonder how many old BMDs have already suggested Mack Brown as a potential replacement.

They probably settled it over at the new Luby’s downtown. 

29 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

I watched and waited for Urban Meyer, dammit.

What the fuck?


maybe this time he looks under the hood and sees a turbocharged V8 that just needs new belts instead of a pile of loose bolts and a puddle of oil.

24 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

People who will deserve big ass apologies if Sark is gone come next season:

BurntEyes

Nicole

BO&W

Rimbo

Am I forgetting anyone?

Not gossipy or drama queen-y enough.

 For the record I don’t want an apology. I don’t need one. People should feel how they want to feel. I wish I didn’t know shit is all. If shit goes down it will be a fucking mess if it’s not done delicately. And I wish none of this shit were real.. period. 

4 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

I wonder how many old BMDs have already suggested Mack Brown as a potential replacement.

I mean, Vince Young’s kid is a sophomore. We could run it back.

19 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Hold up . . . why the fuck are we kink shaming here?

I was told it had ended. 

Was that wrong?

Was Steve? 

Look, I want the man gone but what he does in his bedroom when other men are sleeping with his wife is none of my business nor anyone else's. 

Just now, Nicole44 said:

 For the record I don’t want an apology. I don’t need one. People should feel how they want to feel. I wish I didn’t know shit is all. If shit goes down it will be a fucking mess if it’s not done delicately. And I wish none of this shit were real.. period. 

They should hire you as a consultant. You know a thing or two about doing things cleanly and leaving no clues

 

7 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

You think shit is funky like Gorgonzola right now? Just wait. 

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i can deal with Gorgonzola or any mild blue but you get that fucking Brie the hell away from me 

4 minutes ago, nineliveslost said:

FUCK MY LIFE

I would ....just .....can't take it 

And he brings back the entire gang. Greg would fix the offense right up

I mean, that would finally completely free up my fall Saturdays. Its a good time for riding motorcycles and too often I cause my dogs stress from yelling at the TV. Its a win win for all of us.

8 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Put another way: for the sark defenders if Sark and UT were to part ways what would be an acceptable enough reason for some of you? 

Not sure I'm a defender, per se.

First, I think he's got next year, at least, to correct course.  So we probably ought to get used to that.

Second, I think he "deserves" that opportunity and may well seize it.

If he were farther along in his contract, and his tenure, year six or seven, and more than a year removed from some pretty good seasons, I'd think this season might possibly be fire-worthy.

I have a hard time conjuring fictional scenarios that might justify his firing for cause.  I mean, I could just go wild on ketamine-fueled monkey orgies with Jeff Banks and Pole Assassin.  Or a domestic violence situation. Who fucking knows.  To some extent, I think personal issues that are legal and don't involve his moral turpitude should be mostly off-limits as "cause" for termination until the connection between personal issues and work performance becomes irrefutable and not a matter of wild-ass internet speculation.

It's also part of my personality or constitution that I try not to overreact to adverse events.

 

2 minutes ago, scramblyn said:

 

i can deal with Gorgonzola or any mild blue but you get that fucking Brie the hell away from me 

A sign up near my Whole Foods cheese section. 

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7 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

They probably settled it over at the new Luby’s downtown

A lot of posters peckers just moved for the first time since the Bush administration 

4 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

 For the record I don’t want an apology. I don’t need one. People should feel how they want to feel. I wish I didn’t know shit is all. If shit goes down it will be a fucking mess if it’s not done delicately. And I wish none of this shit were real.. period. 

I mean, if y'all are right, that would be pretty impressive.

 

Just now, Hank_Hill said:

A lot of posters peckers just moved for the first time since the Bush administration 

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People need to start stocking up on McRib’s and chicken fried Steaks. Put yet another way. 

1 hour ago, MBHORNSFAN said:

I completely disagree. It's amazing how quick some of forgot the 12 years of suck. We are one bad hire again from sucking like with Strong. Sark is not perfect but be careful what you think is great news. 

You were one of the last Strong holdouts as well

38 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Would it not be in his bank accounts best interest to not do that tho

This is where the for cause would come into play.

 

Personally I'd like for him to leave but clearly he deserves a year or two more based on performance

32 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Would it not be in his bank accounts best interest to not do that tho


Not if you get fired for cause, and that cause prevents you from getting another job anytime soon.

 

2 minutes ago, Jimbob said:


Not if you get fired for cause, and that cause prevents you from getting another job anytime soon.

 

So yea back to the original question then

4 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Not sure I'm a defender, per se.

First, I think he's got next year, at least, to correct course.  So we probably ought to get used to that.

Second, I think he "deserves" that opportunity and may well seize it.

If he were farther along in his contract, and his tenure, year six or seven, and more than a year removed from some pretty good seasons, I'd think this season might possibly be fire-worthy.

I have a hard time conjuring fictional scenarios that might justify his firing for cause.  I mean, I could just go wild on ketamine-fueled monkey orgies with Jeff Banks and Pole Assassin.  Or a domestic violence situation. Who fucking knows.  To some extent, I think personal issues that are legal and don't involve his moral turpitude should be mostly off-limits as "cause" for termination until the connection between personal issues and work performance becomes irrefutable and not a matter of wild-ass internet speculation.

It's also part of my personality or constitution that I try not to overreact to adverse events.

 

I don't have any interest in drugs any longer but getting high or doing shrooms while observing this orgy would be highly entertaining.

Don't kink shame me and my odd voyerism desires!!!

15 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

I wonder how many old BMDs have already suggested Mack Brown as a potential replacement.

How old are VY's kids?

27 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

It was well-known that an executive search firm was retained and Strong was one of their recommendations.  It wasn't a BMD spasm, or different groups doing different things and power-playing their choices.

you win the internet for today.  well done.

14 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

 For the record I don’t want an apology. I don’t need one. People should feel how they want to feel. I wish I didn’t know shit is all. If shit goes down it will be a fucking mess if it’s not done delicately. And I wish none of this shit were real.. period. 

People feeling how they want to feel has caused many of the world's problems. Some people want to feel like they could fuck any WR on the team

12 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

A sign up near my Whole Foods cheese section. 

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I’ll diss a Brie god dammit

11 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

People need to start stocking up on McRib’s and chicken fried Steaks. Put yet another way. 

Fuck that chicken fried CHICKEN for the fucking win. Mashers and cream gravy, side of okra and a good ole country roll.

38 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Put another way: for the sark defenders if Sark and UT were to part ways what would be an acceptable enough reason for some of you? 

I am truly amazed some of you are ready to run off Sark. Just wow.  Many definitely deserve Charlie Strong as their coach. 

2 minutes ago, MBHORNSFAN said:

I am truly amazed some of you are ready to run off Sark. Just wow.  Many definitely deserve Charlie Strong as their coach. 

Now isn't the time for him to go, but now is the time most of us have run out of patience for him

13 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

You were one of the last Strong holdouts as well

This is where the for cause would come into play.

 

Personally I'd like for him to leave but clearly he deserves a year or two more based on performance

 

Wrong. Nice try. And if you are comparing a coach who just has the #1 recruiting class and went to back to back playoffs to Strong you are legitimate retarded.  Carry on. Some of you are ridiculous. FFS. 

Yall definitely deserve Strong as your coach. Yall better hope if Sark does leave we do not F.... up the hire. 

1 minute ago, chainsaw said:

Now isn't the time for him to go, but now is the time most of us have run out of patience for him

Yall act like he is having a Clemson type year. He messed up this year. He deserves a Mulligan.  Our fans are ridiculous  

2 minutes ago, MBHORNSFAN said:

I am truly amazed some of you are ready to run off Sark. Just wow.  Many definitely deserve Charlie Strong as their coach. 

I would say a more accurate description is that he may already have one foot out the door. Whether you would be opposed to that is to each his (or Nicole's) own. 

Also, it's been a really weird year man. A whole ton of shit has happened that isn't normal at all for a healthy program, much less one that we thought was elite three months ago. Going 0-5 against the actual elite teams on our schedule hasn't helped either. 

39 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

It was well-known that an executive search firm was retained and Strong was one of their recommendations.  It wasn't a BMD spasm, or different groups doing different things and power-playing their choices.

well.. we know not to hire THAT firm again

1 minute ago, MBHORNSFAN said:

this year

I disagree that it's only this year. The penalty situation wasn't ideal last year, either. The red zone issues, the headscratcher playcalls, none of that is unique to this season.

29 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

I mean, Vince Young’s kid is a sophomore. We could run it back.

I once got a lap dance from one his baby momma’s..  No clue which kid that would be though.  

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