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3 minutes ago, MBHORNSFAN said:

 

Wrong. Nice try. And if you are comparing a coach who just has the #1 recruiting class and went to back to back playoffs to Strong you are legitimate retarded.  Carry on. Some of you are ridiculous. FFS. 

Yall definitely deserve Strong as your coach. Yall better hope if Sark does leave we do not F.... up the hire. 

Yall act like he is having a Clemson type year. He messed up this year. He deserves a Mulligan.  Our fans are ridiculous  

You're a charlie fanboy and you're calling me retarded?

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26 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

 For the record I don’t want an apology. I don’t need one. People should feel how they want to feel. I wish I didn’t know shit is all. If shit goes down it will be a fucking mess if it’s not done delicately. And I wish none of this shit were real.. period. 

Yeah, what I don't think people get about me is IF Sark came back replaced all the baggage, handed off OC to a top (THE BEST) options there and brought in tops as a GM, position coaches etc, altered all his issues and started dominating, I'd gobble up crow with a side of humble pie.

I don't think Sark would and that's the very reason I don't think he'll be back.

2 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

well.. we know not to hire THAT firm again

We’re gonna get a consult from the firm of Paxton and Abbott 

3 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

well.. we know not to hire THAT firm again

Uhm, when your search criteria includes "must be black" your choices are limited, especially since Shaw smartly said no.

Just now, Im_smarter_then_you said:

You're a charlie fanboy and you're calling me retarded?

Wrong again dipshit. I was one of the first to call for firing. FFS. I told people for over a year this was not the University of Charlie Strong.  

3 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

I once got a lap dance from one his baby momma’s..  

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6 minutes ago, MBHORNSFAN said:

 

Wrong. Nice try. And if you are comparing a coach who just has the #1 recruiting class and went to back to back playoffs to Strong you are legitimate retarded.  

PUT IT ON THE WALL!!!

3 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

I disagree that it's only this year. The penalty situation wasn't ideal last year, either. The red zone issues, the headscratcher playcalls, none of that is unique to this season.

 

Who do we hire? 

 

Kiffin? Loses to Kirby. Making the playoffs for the first time ever this year.

Freeman? Lost to aggy at home and previous years Noth Illinois and Marshall.

 

There is zero perfect coach. 

 

 

31 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

and don't involve his moral turpitude

...just uh... quoting this for no reason

My view is  simple commit and fix it or GTFO

 

We better nail the hire. Or we are fu****

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When does night crew clock in? 

5 minutes ago, MBHORNSFAN said:

 

Who do we hire? 

 

Kiffin? Loses to Kirby. Making the playoffs for the first time ever this year.

Freeman? Lost to aggy at home and previous years Noth Illinois and Marshall.

 

There is zero perfect coach. 

 

 

Just stop man, most fans would be content with adjustments to the staff, especially Flood/OL.

And we keep getting outcoached so Sark needs a partner OC to help with play calling and free up some of his brain power for overall game management. 

These things are obvious and ignoring them is just as “retarded” as leaving him alone to do his thing. 

6 minutes ago, MBHORNSFAN said:

My view is  simple commit and fix it or GTFO

 

We better nail the hire. Or we are fu****

That's a very reasonable take. 

11 minutes ago, MBHORNSFAN said:

Freeman?

Got further in CFP, put up a better fight against Ohio State. Outsmarts Kirby. He's not available though.

I agree it's not a good time to cut Sark loose, but I disagree that the problems are limited to 2025.

15 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

Uhm, when your search criteria includes "must be black" 

Wat

21 minutes ago, MBHORNSFAN said:

He messed up this year.

How bad would a guy have to fuck up for you to consider it a firing offense?

When we hired Sark, we knew he'd had some Sark After Dark moments in the past, things we'd hoped wouldn't come roaring back at him. We hired him with his promises and our hopes that those wouldn't happen again.

Let me ask you this. What if what happened wasn't just as bad as those things, but worse?

Sarkisian needs to make hard and difficult decisions this offseason.

1. Fire his remaining original offensive assistants Flood, Banks, and Milwee provide little to support a championship level of play.

2. Find out if his current defensive staff is able to build 3 levels that can be play consistently on the same page.

3. Throw his gold digging wife out the house and concentrate on Texas football

Failure to do all 3 and his going to get fired unless he finds a soft landing somewhere else.

3 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

Got further in CFP, put up a better fight against Ohio State. Outsmarts Kirby. He's not available though.

I agree it's not a good time to cut Sark loose, but I disagree that the problems are limited to 2025.

Oh he’s available.  For the right amount 

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

Oh he’s available.  For the right amount 

BMDs will make him unconvert from Catholicism to The Austin Stone

1 minute ago, HtownHorn said:

Sarkisian needs to make hard and difficult decisions this offseason.

1. Fire his remaining original offensive assistants Flood, Banks, and Milwee provide little to support a championship level of play.

2. Find out if his current defensive staff is able to build 3 levels that can be play consistently on the same page.

3. Throw his gold digging wife out the house and concentrate on Texas football

Failure to do all 3 and his going to get fired unless he finds a soft landing somewhere else.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

oh man.

 

Ohhhhhh man.

 

Oh fuck. We are so fucked.

 

5 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

Got further in CFP, put up a better fight against Ohio State. Outsmarts Kirby. He's not available though.

I agree it's not a good time to cut Sark loose, but I disagree that the problems are limited to 2025.

 Not really. Rest checks out

3 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Sarkisian needs to make hard and difficult decisions this offseason.

1. Fire his remaining original offensive assistants Flood, Banks, and Milwee provide little to support a championship level of play.

2. Find out if his current defensive staff is able to build 3 levels that can be play consistently on the same page.

3. Throw his gold digging wife out the house and concentrate on Texas football

Failure to do all 3 and his going to get fired unless he finds a soft landing somewhere else.

Then we might as well fire him two weeks from now.

4 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

How bad would a guy have to fuck up for you to consider it a firing offense?

When we hired Sark, we knew he'd had some Sark After Dark moments in the past, things we'd hoped wouldn't come roaring back at him. We hired him with his promises and our hopes that those wouldn't happen again.

Let me ask you this. What if what happened wasn't just as bad as those things, but worse?

 Don't go full Baylor.  Don't beat up women.   That's my line. 

1 hour ago, Nicole44 said:

These people have no idea that a giant shit cloud is coming…

I mind that time I's about halfway between Andrews and Seminole, just boppin' along, minding my own business. Sky turned red, sounded like half a siren, wall of red dirt slammed into me like a train. Got spun around, off the highway in decent shape, shut her down and commenced to waiting. Probably fifteen minutes of sand-blasting, scoured the shit oughta paint on the right side of the truck. Got down to just blowin' dirt, got back on the road.

I was thinking whatever is going on, home and office, with the Sarkisians, is somewhere in there.

 

I dont want any AD or president or board of trustees or BMDs telling any coach who should be on staff or shouldn't be on staff. Ever. That isn't their fucking role. If they think the head coach of the football team has the wrong people under him,  then you fire him. You don't tell him to change or else. That's kindrrgarten shit. You hired a ceo of an organization. If he doesn't have the  people under him that you feel can lead him to success, and he hasnt shown otherwise, them he's gone. Simple as that. 

3 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

We're always fucked.

We're Texas.

Which is why we’re are going to the playoffs this year 

1 minute ago, MBHORNSFAN said:

 Don't go full Baylor.  Don't beat up women.   That's my line. 

I mean, is that it? That's all you can think of?

I'm not saying Sark rapes puppies or anything (and I'm not HEARING that he does, either) but I think there's a pretty broad spectrum of off-field shit that would, you know, be well within the bounds of "Yeah, he can't stay, even if he wins out." 

Put in the back of your mind any notion that Sark has his act together, and there could be a lot of bullshit going on. I'm not hearing that he's shown up to practices drunk, either, but that was the final bell for his job at USC, and ought to be here, too.

11 hours ago, SarkAfterDark said:

I didn’t bother to click it, did you? I made the choice not to. 

It was described on this thread in Lat22's post.  If you read the post, then you became aware of what she said.  That's what I did.  That's what a lot of people on this thread did and we didn't know what it said until after we read the post, here, on Surly.

Did you choose not to read the post because you had the benefit of hindsight given commentary here?   Or was it just that you had some kind of premonition to skip over it while in perusal mode?

 

59 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

 For the record I don’t want an apology. I don’t need one. People should feel how they want to feel. I wish I didn’t know shit is all. If shit goes down it will be a fucking mess if it’s not done delicately. And I wish none of this shit were real.. period. 

Is this what you tell your victims right before *glub glub*?

What a weird situation to lose your cool, chewing out the TV guy just trying to set the stage. Over the top.
Unless Sark didn't appreciate his man-boobs being fondled.

Maybe he thought that guy wanted him to sit in a chair in the corner.
3 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

I mean, is that it? That's all you can think of?

I'm not saying Sark rapes puppies or anything (and I'm not HEARING that he does, either) but I think there's a pretty broad spectrum of off-field shit that would, you know, be well within the bounds of "Yeah, he can't stay, even if he wins out." 

Put in the back of your mind any notion that Sark has his act together, and there could be a lot of bullshit going on. I'm not hearing that he's shown up to practices drunk, either, but that was the final bell for his job at USC, and ought to be here, too.

 

I am fully aware that Sark has ventured out since he has been here. 

1 minute ago, TreatyOak said:

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Hmmm he has a recruiting national title and back to back cfp appearances!!!! 

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Yall are talking McRib. Why the fuck am I getting Chinese McMuffins advertised to me 

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3 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Hmmm he has a recruiting national title and back to back cfp appearances!!!! 

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Except he doesn’t.

This is hilarious. Sark thought he could ride Arch and that shitty Cole Hutson laden OL to a NC, then ride off into the NFL. Just like Mack thinking Gilbert would lead us to a NC and he'd pass the baton to Muschamp

3 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Yall are talking McRib. Why the fuck am I getting Chinese McMuffins advertised to me 

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Check the country on your VPN and stop watching Chinese mukbang you weirdo.

Edit - oh shit, I'm kink shaming.

Sorry Bro, carry on. 

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2 hours ago, David Dennison said:

Marcus Freeman, Dan Lanning


If we hire Dan Lanning we would have achieved the impossible- actually finding a coaching staff capable of more hard drugs than the current one. 

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8 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

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This could be CR

4 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Yall are talking McRib. Why the fuck am I getting Chinese McMuffins advertised to me 

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That's Korean

2 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I bet a Chinese McMuffin is fucking delicious. 

If you like the taste of bat, sure.

8 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:


Maybe he thought that guy wanted him to sit in a chair in the corner.

Why would that anger him?

I wonder how many old BMDs have already suggested Mack Brown as a potential replacement.

Shut your whore mouth, shut it!!!
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Just now, chainsaw said:

 

That's Korean



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