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Regardless of where you fall on this it is bad timing.   Hope for the best.

RIP MY LIVER 

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1 minute ago, MBHORNSFAN said:

Regardless of where you fall on this it is bad timing.   Hope for the best.

RIP MY LIVER 

You should at least consider switching to weed. Make ya feel good. 

1 minute ago, MBHORNSFAN said:

Regardless of where you fall on this it is bad timing.   Hope for the best.

RIP MY LIVER 


You mean having our coach mutually part ways because an offseason will with wild sex shit and rehab that caused our season to go down the toilet might look bad? 

1 minute ago, MBHORNSFAN said:

Regardless of where you fall on this it is bad timing.   Hope for the best.

RIP MY LIVER 

Bad timing if you’re a pussy ass cuck. Take yo scared ass to church luh bruh

7 minutes ago, FORTY NINE TO ZERO said:

shit if sark has lost AiOak, who is left? 

I was just thinking this.

1 minute ago, BurntEyes said:

You should at least consider switching to weed. Make ya feel good. 

I have to pick one??

Just now, Red Five said:

I have to pick one??

No sir, just that I'm of the opinion that currently weed is likely a better choice of drug for Texas game watching. 

People need to start stocking up on McRib’s and chicken fried Steaks. Put yet another way. 

Yall feel free to meet Nicole on Rainey, she got the hookup. Wear an Apple AirTag, just.in.case
Just now, BurntEyes said:

No sir, just that I'm of the opinion that currently weed is likely a better choice of drug for Texas game watching. 

You ever watch a team constantly commit pre-snap penalties....on weed?

25 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

We're always fucked.

We're Texas.

And what starts here changes the world.   Except on the football field.   

3 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

And what starts here changes the world.   Except on the football field.   

 

 

11 minutes ago, Newy25 said:


You mean having our coach mutually part ways because an offseason will with wild sex shit and rehab that caused our season to go down the toilet might look bad? 

No as in bad timing with our rivals good, and not a great market for coaches. 

12 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Bad timing if you’re a pussy ass cuck. Take yo scared ass to church luh bruh

Eat shit pussy

If the “mutual parting of ways” part is true, I’d say that would likely mean CDC told Sark to either hire an OC or move on. Seems feasible. Isn’t that what aggy did to Jimbo? 

15 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

You should at least consider switching to weed. Make ya feel good. 

Yo Gotti At The Same Time GIF by Complex

12 minutes ago, Newy25 said:


You mean having our coach mutually part ways because an offseason will with wild sex shit and rehab that caused our season to go down the toilet might look bad? 

I’ve heard about the rehab, but I haven’t heard a peep about the wild sex shit. Are we talking booze and models or Charlie Sheen type of sex shit?

37 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

oh man.

 

Ohhhhhh man.

 

Oh fuck. We are so fucked.

 

Dude, quit pussy footing around with innuendo.  Lay it out on the table, including sources.

If you're not willing to do that, then STFU.

2 hours ago, horn009 said:

Lane would fit right in with LSU’s trailer trash fanbase. 

Did Kiffin fuck your wife? You’ve sure been crying about him. 

Just now, MrBig said:

I’ve heard about the rehab, but I haven’t heard a peep about the wild sex shit. Are we talking booze and models or Charlie Sheen type of sex shit?

I think we're talking wild, probably made up, bull shit.

5 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

I think we're talking wild, probably made up, bull shit.

Yup. This is what we do now? Either site your sources or fuck off with this bullshit.

1 hour ago, MBHORNSFAN said:

Yall act like he is having a Clemson type year. He messed up this year. He deserves a Mulligan.  Our fans are ridiculous  

He hasn’t even acknowledged we can’t run the ball, much less that he messed up. That’s his problem. 

5 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

Yup. This is what we do now? Either site your sources or fuck off with this bullshit.

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1 minute ago, hobbes2702 said:

Yup. This is what we do now? Either site your sources or fuck off with this bullshit.

Fair enough. My source says that asking for sources is lame. My source? I won't reveal his name, but you can find him at 221B Baker St

7 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

Yup. This is what we do now? Either site your sources or fuck off with this bullshit.

And deprive them of days and weeks of useless speculation? Do you realize how little else they have going on in their lives?

9 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

I think we're talking wild, probably made up, bull shit.

 

3 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

Yup. This is what we do now? Either site your sources or fuck off with this bullshit.

It’s the same fuckheads that spew shits in a perpetual quest for Surly Cred so that they can feel like they’ve actually accomplished something in their shitty lives. 

It is an Echo Chamber of Dipshits almost on par with the Cloak Room. 
 

Nobody in here knows shit about fuck

56 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Then we might as well fire him two weeks from now.

I am perfectly fine with that outcome as well. His approach to this season is grounds for termination.

17 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

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Well There It Is Jurassic Park GIF

Non denial denial.

8 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

I am perfectly fine with that outcome as well. His approach to this season is grounds for termination.

Do you like ANY team that you root for?

55 minutes ago, TotallyLegit said:

After dark

Things don’t start truly rocking until 10 pm CST. We need some tunes. 
 

@BurntEyes might get the “inside joke” with this first selection of the evening. Knowing some shit don’t mean I cannot have a little fun without blowing it. 😉 

 

😂

 

 

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10 minutes ago, The Dog said:

Non denial denial.

Look he reads this shit. He is playing along! Hi Bobby. Couldn’t make the Exes Atlanta shindig even tho I’m in Atlanta. Kinda glad I stuck it out at a casa and a couple of puffs off a joint. 

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

Look he reads this shit. He is playing along! Hi Bobby. Couldn’t make the Exes Atlanta shindig even tho I’m in Atlanta. Kinda glad I stuck it out at a casa and a couple of puffs off a joint. 

You are in Atlanta?

2 hours ago, nineliveslost said:

FUCK MY LIFE

I would ....just .....can't take it 

And he brings back the entire gang. Greg would fix the offense right up

I...have some bad news for you.

1 hour ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Which is why we’re are going to the playoffs this year 

I forget the new rules for playoffs, I'm pretty sure a longhorn decal on your helmet makes you an auto-qualifier, right?

39 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Remember kids: he has three national championship rings.

Garrett Gilbert has a Super Bowl ring. 💍 Championship rings are cool as fuck. The most masculine sport in the world has a ring as a trophy! 🏆 

25 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:

 

It’s the same fuckheads that spew shits in a perpetual quest for Surly Cred so that they can feel like they’ve actually accomplished something in their shitty lives. 

It is an Echo Chamber of Dipshits almost on par with the Cloak Room. 
 

Nobody in here knows shit about fuck

Don’t be mad at posters here. Nobody here started the firestorm. 

6 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Things don’t start truly rocking until 10 pm CST. We need some tunes. 
 

@BurntEyes might get the “inside joke” with this first selection of the evening. Knowing some shit don’t mean I cannot have a little fun without blowing it. 😉 

 

😂

 

 

 

 

I still don’t believe he’s going anywhere.  He’d take a two million a year minimum cut to go to the NFL most likely. If people hate the job that much, we’re screwed.  

3 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Garrett Gilbert has a Super Bowl ring. 💍 Championship rings are cool as fuck. The most masculine sport in the world has a ring as a trophy! 🏆 

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1 hour ago, FORTY NINE TO ZERO said:

shit if sark has lost AiOak, who is left? 

These memes are three years old.

EDIT: Wording would have been better if it read, "ONCE AGAIN, HuMANS PLACE PERSON WHO HAS NO IDEA WHAT HE IS DOING IN POSiTION OF LEADERSHIP." 

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Edited by TreatyOak

46 minutes ago, MrBig said:

I’ve heard about the rehab, but I haven’t heard a peep about the wild sex shit. Are we talking booze and models or Charlie Sheen type of sex shit?

This program started with a pet monkey and a stripper, no one should be surprised 

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