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14 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

You are in Atlanta?

Currently., yes. 👍🏻 

1 minute ago, immamac said:

What would be really fucking funny is if he got into a minor motorcycle accident this week with his mistress and wore a neckbrace to the presser after... 

 

1 minute ago, immamac said:

What would be really fucking funny is if he got into a minor motorcycle accident this week with his mistress and wore a neckbrace to the presser after... 

it would be the best story ever if it were Georgia. 
 

mac, I am high so I need you to level with me. Is there anyway UT doesn’t look like a monkey fucking a football if the bad shit leaks out? 

2 minutes ago, immamac said:

What would be really fucking funny is if he got into a minor motorcycle accident this week with his mistress and wore a neckbrace to the presser after... 

wait, he has a mistress??? 

this really is days of our lives as the world turns, buffy the vampire slayer? 

8 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

These memes are three years old.

EDIT: Wording would have been better if it read, "ONCE AGAIN, HuMANS PLACE PERSON WHO HAS NO IDEA WHAT HE IS DOING IN POSiTION OF LEADERSHIP." 

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Ehhh, apologies to all. My rewrite is exactly the same as the original headline, haha. I am drinking lots of wine. Just got back from my older daughter's wedding. It was amazing. We did have a large screen playing at the wedding w/ the game on, but no sound. I didn't watch any of it, but would check the score occasionally.  Didn't watch he highlights yet. WTF happened in the fourth quarter, lol? 

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5 minutes ago, immamac said:

What would be really fucking funny is if he got into a minor motorcycle accident this week with his mistress and wore a neckbrace to the presser after... 

 

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2 minutes ago, FORTY NINE TO ZERO said:

wait, he has a mistress??? 

this really is days of our lives as the world turns, buffy the vampire slayer? 

This has dual meaning. Just summon me when the shit hits the fan. 

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1 minute ago, FORTY NINE TO ZERO said:

now that's a beard 

I will accept this storyline. Approved 

1 minute ago, elguapo said:

Arnold Schwarzenegger Shut Up GIF

Sir are you accepted into the Eternal Brotherhood of the Night Crew or are you staying up past Day Crew’s bedtime? 

12 minutes ago, immamac said:

What would be really fucking funny is if he got into a minor motorcycle accident this week with his mistress and wore a neckbrace to the presser after... 

@TreatyOak when need your art skills here 

8 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

Ehhh, apologies to all. My rewrite is exactly the same as the original headline, haha. I am drinking lots of wine. Just got back from my older daughter's wedding. It was amazing. We did have a large screen playing at the wedding w/ the game on, but no sound. I didn't watch any of it, but would check the score occasionally.  Didn't watch he highlights yet. WTF happened in the fourth quarter, lol? 

Nothing of note.

3 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Nothing of note.

More music…turn it to 11…

 

12 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

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I'm worried, because I'm really starting to like your posts. Of course, I'm really drunk right now. 

6 hours ago, Pancho said:

Yes

 

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Sark was high on Super Beets!

 

3 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

More music…turn it to 11…

 

Isn't it ironic, don't cha think?

 

 

18 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

M did have a large screen playing at the wedding w/ the game on, but no sound. I didn't watch any of it, but would check the score occasionally.  Didn't watch he highlights yet. WTF happened in the fourth quarter, lol? 

Highlights? At least nobody died. 

Just now, BurntEyes said:

Isn't it ironic, don't cha think?

 

 

This is fun! 
 

💃🏻 🦑 🎣 🧛🏼‍♀️ 🦇 💩 

Just now, Tex Pete said:

Highlights? At least nobody died. 

Hmmm we have no way of knowing the fate of the national Texas TV audience viewing the game. Based on the Surly health and wellness surveys in addition to the reactions, I don’t think a coronary or stroke is out of the question.

I ran into porta potty girl at the Vandy game and she was relaying these same rumors. Will probably see her again at the Arky game, I’m sure she’ll have some riveting updates…

2 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

They probably settled it over at the new Luby’s downtown. 

Fuckin old people and Luby's. Memories of that Mac and cheese from going there with my grandma as a kid lol. 

27 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

a monkey fucking a football

this can be arranged

contact jeff banks

Just now, RoyalBevo21 said:

Fuckin old people and Luby's. Memories of that Mac and cheese from going there with my grandma as a kid lol. 

Let's not say things we can't take back.

Just now, RoyalBevo21 said:

Fuckin old people and Luby's. Memories of that Mac and cheese from going there with my grandma as a kid lol. 

Lou Anne platter with fried fish, Mac n cheese, and sweet tater casserole 

After reading the last few pages it seems like Sark did something dumb that landed him in required rehab in Jan that made him miss some recruiting event. 

I am unable to piece together how his wife is involved here unless it's Sark hooking up with a staffer like Major did.

I really hope the bad shit doesn’t get leaked *continues to cryptically reference the alleged bad shit online*

8 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

This is fun! 
 

💃🏻 🦑 🎣 🧛🏼‍♀️ 🦇 💩 

the snail wishes for three visions of gratitude; the dirt says, "blue!"

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Lou Anne platter with fried fish, Mac n cheese, and sweet tater casserole 

At the Luby’s in marble falls closest to horseshoe bay… 

1 minute ago, Hank_Hill said:

I really hope the bad shit doesn’t get leaked *continues to cryptically reference the alleged bad shit online*

You mean, *continues to pretend they know shit for street cred on surly*

see now @Nicole44 if you really want to get the songs going and remain on topic, you gotta go with ...

 

it works on so many levels

 

 

8 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

This is fun! 
 

💃🏻 🦑 🎣 🧛🏼‍♀️ 🦇 💩 

😢🐃👹💘💦

Just now, Rimbo said:

see now @Nicole44 if you really want to get the songs going and remain on topic, you gotta go with ...

 

it works on so many levels

 

 

 

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If his personal life is in shambles (regardless of substance abuse) and Sark can't get his head out of his ass and laminated sheet then he needs to be fired with cause. UT head football coach is not a rehab stint or a place for assistant coaches with a monkey who nibbles on kids. Or nearly retired retread coaches. It's becoming obvious that Sark can't evaluate talent in a rebuild and that bleeds over to evaluating the talent for coaches too. What a clown show.

Fuckin old people and Luby's. Memories of that Mac and cheese from going there with my grandma as a kid lol. 

Now I want some square ass fish
3 minutes ago, scramblyn said:

At the Luby’s in marble falls closest to horseshoe bay… 

 

2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Wait, what? 

Bro you don’t even know the carpet color at that location. Sad

34 minutes ago, FORTY NINE TO ZERO said:

wait, he has a mistress??? 

this really is days of our lives as the world turns, buffy the vampire slayer? 

We all do. I call mine south Austin’s mom

2 minutes ago, 936horn said:

You mean, *continues to pretend they know shit for street cred on surly*

actually

i do hope the bad shit gets leaked

then...

1. we can ditch all this stuff about Sark being worth keeping around any longer and move on

2. I no longer have to keep my lips sealed about things I was told in confidence (some known truth, other not yet substantiated rumors, but the corroborating evidence is there) and can actually say something 

and, most importantly of all, I really don't give a shit what y'all think. 

well. most of y'all. 

those who I do care... know who they are

2 minutes ago, Stunns38 said:


Now I want some square ass fish

Just be careful, that shit can kill you.

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