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9 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Lou Anne platter with fried fish, Mac n cheese, and sweet tater casserole 

I’m partial to The McRib myself

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We should all meet at the Luby’s when the shit hits the fan. Buffets are still cool. 😎 

we got a microwave with a built in air fryer

it's a great microwave, but a shitty air fryer

pretty damn good at reheating pizza tho 

I really hope the bad stuff gets leaked so I can confirm I knew what everyone else now knows all along. But I don’t care what yall think 🥰

Just now, Nicole44 said:

We should all meet at the Luby’s when the shit hits the fan. Buffets are still cool. 😎 

I'm down. Hell, I'm almost old enough for the discount.

Id honestly be more worried if he wasn’t getting shitfaced with some of his quotes on the UGA game, like the run game working well one.  Seriously.  

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

We should all meet at the Luby’s when the shit hits the fan. Buffets are still cool. 😎 

Luby's is the new Chili's.

iykyk

Just now, Hank_Hill said:

I really hope the bad stuff gets leaked so I can confirm I knew what everyone else now knows all along. But I don’t care what yall think 🥰

Like a litmus test? 
 

it’s funny anyone would think I would spout shit for street cred. I have it in spades even if I just post cat memes once a year. 

8 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

see now @Nicole44 if you really want to get the songs going and remain on topic, you gotta go with ...

 

it works on so many levels

 

 

Excuse me

 

 

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

We should all meet at the Luby’s when the shit hits the fan. Buffets are still cool. 😎 

I do turn 50 one month from today so I would be with “my people”

Just now, David Dennison said:

Luby's is the new Chili's.

iykyk

Yes.

 

however Bennigan’s was superior. Chili’s is like mayo. Mayo sucks. Chili’s has 3 edible things on their menu. Bennigan’s was the epitome of fine dining. Monte Cristo much? 

10 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

see now @Nicole44 if you really want to get the songs going and remain on topic, you gotta go with ...

 

it works on so many levels

 

 

I think this could be relevant. It took Sark so long to bake it and I don't think he will ever have that recipe again.

 

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5 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

We should all meet at the Luby’s when the shit hits the fan. Buffets are still cool. 😎 

I will absolutely fly to Austin for a Friday evening Surly Lubys event next year if we get a new coach that isn't anything like our last 5 hires.

Yes, I'm heavily hedging against being required to live up to this commitment.

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3 minutes ago, NBHorn7 said:

I think this could be relevant. It took Sark so long to bake it and I don't think he will ever have that recipe again.

 

 

 

4 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

I'm down. Hell, I'm almost old enough for the discount.

Look if you have never had their whipped cheesecake (they don’t always have it and you have to usually order it man) you haven’t had anything this good—it beats every cheesecake. It is phenomenal but they don’t always have it order it for a holiday event some time. Everyone will worship you, no shit. It is like crack. It is also like their secret item. I hope I don’t get kicked out of Luby’s for sharing that. 

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I don’t know the alleged rumors, but some food for thought.

If sark magically hit the open market tomorrow, he’d instantly become the most attractive / available candidate for every school looking for a coach, over Kiffin. Most of our conference rivals wouldn’t blink at bringing Sark in (again, I don’t know the rumors, but I know the moral corruption and desperation of LSU and Ole Miss)
 

We’d be hard pressed to find an upgrade. I hope this blows over, we beat A&M, and Sark makes some roster and coaching adjustments next year.
 

This is a young and inexperienced team at crucial positions. I’m disappointed in the on field results, but we have a solid core and more momentum than any point since 2009.

4 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Yes.

 

however Bennigan’s was superior. Chili’s is like mayo. Mayo sucks. Chili’s has 3 edible things on their menu. Bennigan’s was the epitome of fine dining. Monte Cristo much? 

Paging @futureman

1 minute ago, dilloncp98 said:

I don’t know the alleged rumors, but some food for thought.

If sark magically hit the open market tomorrow, he’d instantly become the most attractive / available candidate for every school looking for a coach, over Kiffin. Most of our conference rivals wouldn’t blink at bringing Sark in (again, I don’t know the rumors, but I know the moral corruption and desperation of LSU and Ole Miss)
 

We’d be hard pressed to find an upgrade. I hope this blows over, we beat A&M, and Sark makes some roster and coaching adjustments next year.
 

This is a young and inexperienced team at crucial positions. I’m disappointed in the on field results, but we have a solid core and more momentum than any point since 2009.

I subscribe to your newsletter and will hope for the best. 

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2 minutes ago, dilloncp98 said:

I don’t know the alleged rumors, but some food for thought.

If sark magically hit the open market tomorrow, he’d instantly become the most attractive / available candidate for every school looking for a coach, over Kiffin. Most of our conference rivals wouldn’t blink at bringing Sark in (again, I don’t know the rumors, but I know the moral corruption and desperation of LSU and Ole Miss)
 

We’d be hard pressed to find an upgrade. I hope this blows over, we beat A&M, and Sark makes some roster and coaching adjustments next year.
 

This is a young and inexperienced team at crucial positions. I’m disappointed in the on field results, but we have a solid core and more momentum than any point since 2009.

Get that day crew bullshit out of here 

We can get any coach we want if we take them to Luby's, didn't know the one in Austin was still there.

Post program embarrassing news Lubys sesh sounds like one of the more depressing things I can think of

5 minutes ago, dilloncp98 said:

If sark magically hit the open market tomorrow, he’d instantly become the most attractive / available candidate for every school looking for a coach, over Kiffin.

if the rumors are true, nobody will want him

17 minutes ago, scramblyn said:

Get that day crew bullshit out of here 

Exactly! This is night crew, bring out your best Yayo, find a monkey and...

 

 

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Just now, Rimbo said:

if the rumors are true, nobody will want him

If?

1 minute ago, Rimbo said:

if the rumors are true, nobody will want him

*Laughs in Chris Beard*

3 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Post program embarrassing news Lubys sesh sounds like one of the more depressing things I can think of

Look we have to have new things for our big conspiracy board ok. For the Urban thread it was Mayo and flight aware and McDonald’s and McRibs and horseshoe bay. So Luby’s is on deck. 
 

Do you not remember our white board man? 

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6 minutes ago, NBHorn7 said:

We can get any coach we want if we take them to Luby's, didn't know the one in Austin was still there.

Hell, we signed Coach Beard at McDonald’s

1 minute ago, scramblyn said:

If?

i don't know fuck about shit and have just heard fuckin friend of a friend of a friend, like my best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with a girl who saw sark pass out at 31 Flavors last night

i guess it's pretty serious

1 minute ago, Rimbo said:

if the rumors are true, nobody will want him

 

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what concerns me is the absolute motherfucking silence from the people who would know

very concerned

Just now, 6th Street said:

 

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not even them

11 minutes ago, dilloncp98 said:

I don’t know the alleged rumors, but some food for thought.

If sark magically hit the open market tomorrow, he’d instantly become the most attractive / available candidate for every school looking for a coach, over Kiffin. Most of our conference rivals wouldn’t blink at bringing Sark in (again, I don’t know the rumors, but I know the moral corruption and desperation of LSU and Ole Miss)
 

We’d be hard pressed to find an upgrade. I hope this blows over, we beat A&M, and Sark makes some roster and coaching adjustments next year.
 

This is a young and inexperienced team at crucial positions. I’m disappointed in the on field results, but we have a solid core and more momentum than any point since 2009.

PK?

So we’ve learned sark is back on the sauce, he’s doing some pretty heinous shit that can’t be covered up forever, people in the know that don’t need to tell people they’re in the know just know because they know but they don’t want you to think that you knowing they know means shit. They know a lot of shit but they never talk about it. To make a long story short he’s gone in January, probably, maybe, pretty sure. We money whip freeman/kiffin/saban/landry/madden/lombari or some proven winner because we are TEXAS, baw gawd. I think I got it all laid out without needing a hundy more pages of “I’ll take who doesn’t know fuckall for a thousand Alex”. 

Just now, Rimbo said:

i don't know fuck about shit and have just heard fuckin friend of a friend of a friend, like my best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with a girl who saw sark pass out at 31 Flavors last night

i guess it's pretty serious

 

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8 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Post program embarrassing news Lubys sesh sounds like one of the more depressing things I can think of

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1 minute ago, Rimbo said:

i don't know fuck about shit and have just heard fuckin friend of a friend of a friend, like my best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with a girl who saw sark pass out at 31 Flavors last night

i guess it's pretty serious

Dude, I slept with her cousin in college!!! She was dirty, dirty. 

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

User name does not check out.

Hank would never meet these freaks without a beer available 

6 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

if the rumors are true, nobody will want him

 

5 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

*Laughs in Chris Beard*

*Laughs in Ed Orgeron*

Yeah in 11 mins the day crew will wilt. And have to do some item on the honey do list. 

1 minute ago, WinningIsHard said:

So we’ve learned sark is back on the sauce, he’s doing some pretty heinous shit that can’t be covered up forever, people in the know that don’t need to tell people they’re in the know just know because they know but they don’t want you to think that you knowing they know means shit. They know a lot of shit but they never talk about it. To make a long story short he’s gone in January, probably, maybe, pretty sure. We money whip freeman/kiffin/saban/landry/madden/lombari or some proven winner because we are TEXAS, baw gawd. I think I got it all laid out without needing a hundy more pages of “I’ll take who doesn’t know fuckall for a thousand Alex”. 

I said it on the other thread thr girl I noted above that is a cousin of Rimbo's connection texted me the other night. She's certain we can money whip Napier or Beamer. Relax, we got this. In the meantime just think..

 

 

Or I just stopped giving a shit when the coach decided we aren’t under performing and the run game was handy dandy versus Georgia. Don’t treat me like I’m a stupid 10 year old. Don’t fucking do it sark.

21 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Id honestly be more worried if he wasn’t getting shitfaced with some of his quotes on the UGA game, like the run game working well one.  Seriously.  

That motherfucker is no more self aware than Baker Mayfield. 

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

Yeah in 11 mins the day crew will wilt. And have to do some item on the honey do list. 

So, at 10pm BDE time turns into Bed time?

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