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  • Quite a bit of gold from Page 1. Here's Steve's rebuttal:

  • I won’t have to. He’ll be forced out in 3-5 years.

  • Y'all are fucking pussies, and crying and blaming the coach because you're fucking idiot fuckfaces that have cognitive capacities similar to a fucking amoeba.  The fact is that Sark took a team w

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#10952
4 minutes ago, pops said:

Night crew BDE time!

Pretty sure it was BVE actually at least for the leader of this valiant crew of miscreants and vagabonds 

#10954
Just now, BurntEyes said:

I said it on the other thread thr girl I noted above that is a cousin of Rimbo's connection texted me the other night. She's certain we can money whip Napier or Beamer. Relax, we got this. In the meantime just think..

 

 

She destroyed Romo. And the Cowboys. Gosh damnit that was a double entendres with your song. ISWYDT

 

wow I got to dig deeper in a cerebral way for my next song selection, 🤔 

#10955
6 minutes ago, WinningIsHard said:

So we’ve learned sark is back on the sauce, he’s doing some pretty heinous shit that can’t be covered up forever, people in the know that don’t need to tell people they’re in the know just know because they know but they don’t want you to think that you knowing they know means shit. They know a lot of shit but they never talk about it. To make a long story short he’s gone in January, probably, maybe, pretty sure. We money whip freeman/kiffin/saban/landry/madden/lombari or some proven winner because we are TEXAS, baw gawd. I think I got it all laid out without needing a hundy more pages of “I’ll take who doesn’t know fuckall for a thousand Alex”. 

We must have the same source

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#10957
38 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Lou Anne platter with fried fish, Mac n cheese, and sweet tater casserole 

Let's fucking go

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#10958
2 minutes ago, scramblyn said:

Or I just stopped giving a shit when the coach decided we aren’t under performing and the run game was handy dandy versus Georgia. Don’t treat me like I’m a stupid 10 year old. Don’t fucking do it sark.

I know these HD screens are pretty great but I don’t think he was actually talking to you buddy

#10961
2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

She destroyed Romo. And the Cowboys. Gosh damnit that was a double entendres with your song. ISWYDT

 

wow I got to dig deeper in a cerebral way for my next song selection, 🤔 

How about this one?

 

#10962
1 minute ago, Hank_Hill said:

I know these HD screens are pretty great but I don’t think he was actually talking to you buddy

Oh yeah? Well you don’t know shit man. 

#10965
20 minutes ago, NBHorn7 said:

We can get any coach we want if we take them to Luby's, didn't know the one in Austin was still there.

If it’s closed, we could stop by HEB and get this..  That’s if HEB is open.   

 

 

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#10967

Here for the downtown Luby’s talk.
And the hinted-at sex scandals.
And watching our football program step on its own dick for the billionth time.
Sigh.

#10973
Just now, FORTY NINE TO ZERO said:

soooooo OB is going insane right now.  so much smoke it's a forest fire 

Is their source Surly too?

#10974
22 minutes ago, dilloncp98 said:

If sark magically hit the open market tomorrow, he’d instantly become the most attractive / available candidate for every school looking for a coach, over Kiffin. Most of our conference rivals wouldn’t blink at bringing Sark in (again, I don’t know the rumors, but I know the moral corruption and desperation of LSU and Ole Miss)

I question how you are so keenly aware of and familiar with the moral corruption and desperation of LSU and Ole Miss. 

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#10975
1 minute ago, FORTY NINE TO ZERO said:

soooooo OB is going insane right now.  so much smoke it's a forest fire 

secrant has known since this morning

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don't ask me how i know i fucking hate that place

#10976
Just now, FORTY NINE TO ZERO said:

soooooo OB is going insane right now.  so much smoke it's a forest fire 

Well yah. 
 

if you people cannot figure out the song choices you have day crew in your metachlorines and need to gtfo

Just now, TreatyOak said:

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Excellence. 
 

also I ain’t going to lie that storyline is far more preferable. 

#10978

Upgradya 

fuck that fish stick shit, chicken fried chicken, mashed potatoes and cream gravy.  fried okra not shown. 
 

this is THE meal when urban is hired!

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#10980
3 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Here for the downtown Luby’s talk.
And the hinted-at sex scandals.
And watching our football program step on its own dick for the billionth time.
Sigh.

When it’s 12 plus inches shit happens, what can I tell ya. 

#10983
Just now, TotallyLegit said:

secrant has known since this morning

I want to know how it doesn’t totally fucking humiliate us, I see one option. Money whip Lane and grab the hot coach everyone wants. Still have biggest swinging dick. I don’t have other ideas. Stealth hire fire? A quick placement in the NFL? I don’t fucking know. 

#10985
So we’ve learned sark is back on the sauce, he’s doing some pretty heinous shit that can’t be covered up forever, people in the know that don’t need to tell people they’re in the know just know because they know but they don’t want you to think that you knowing they know means shit. They know a lot of shit but they never talk about it. To make a long story short he’s gone in January, probably, maybe, pretty sure. We money whip freeman/kiffin/saban/landry/madden/lombari or some proven winner because we are TEXAS, baw gawd. I think I got it all laid out without needing a hundy more pages of “I’ll take who doesn’t know fuckall for a thousand Alex”. 

Newsflash, he was never OFF the sauce.
#10987
2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I want to know how it doesn’t totally fucking humiliate us, I see one option. Money whip Lane and grab the hot coach everyone wants. Still have biggest swinging dick. I don’t have other ideas. Stealth hire fire? A quick placement in the NFL? I don’t fucking know. 

Get ahold of yourself !! Urban Meyer or we go home !

#10989
3 minutes ago, scramblyn said:

Get ahold of yourself !! Urban Meyer or we go home !

all jokes aside this is the best option.  for some reason it seems a staggering amount of people here feel we are above hiring him and those people fucking baffle me.  if we want to win we bring in urban. 

#10994
4 minutes ago, futureman said:

all jokes aside this is the best option.  for some reason it seems a staggering amount of people here feel we are above hiring him and those people fucking baffle me.  if we want to win we bring in urban. 

I mean we already know he gonna have a two finger discount with the ladies so I mean it’s out in the open. Shelley could have pool parties with pineapples and flamingos and whipped cheesecakes. It could work. 

#10995
46 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Yes.

 

however Bennigan’s was superior. Chili’s is like mayo. Mayo sucks. Chili’s has 3 edible things on their menu. Bennigan’s was the epitome of fine dining. Monte Cristo much? 

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#10996
20 minutes ago, FORTY NINE TO ZERO said:

soooooo OB is going insane right now.  so much smoke it's a forest fire 

fuck ketch

#10998
Just now, Nicole44 said:

I mean we already know he gonna have a two finger discount with the ladies so I mean it’s out in the open. Shelley could have pool parties with pineapples and flamingos and whipped cheesecakes. It could work. 

This is Surly. We have ended kink shaming among our fellow posters and I'll be damned if I'll let anyone kink shame out future coach! 

 

 

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