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23 minutes ago, Steelers Roll Left said:

Luby’s……

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Bro!!! One of the best Light Heavy weights ever and in my opinion the best body puncher ever.

MUCH LOVE!

I’m sure Orange Bloods is losing their shit. How to sunshine pump this shit!
 

it must be a conundrum for Candyland. Like how do they put a Disney spin on this shit and have a hope rainbow with cotton candy narrative? 

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3 minutes ago, scramblyn said:

Sec rant doesn’t know shit, it’s just that bopper post about pussy. 

That’s sad. I expected more from them. 

Using his power to get his mistress hired illegally, wrecking your motorcycle while hammered drunk with said mistress that works for you who later admitted to bangin said head coach, and then lying about the whole ordeal in front of the world. 
 

Whatever sark is doing is worse than that??? How’s that even possible 

1 hour ago, Rimbo said:

see now @Nicole44 if you really want to get the songs going and remain on topic, you gotta go with ...

 

it works on so many levels

 

 

I thought for sure if you were posting Fleeteood Mac, it would be something from the Rumors album or Sweet Little Lies. 
 

 

35 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Yeah in 11 mins the day crew will wilt. And have to do some item on the honey do list. 

Night crew is more of a horny do list crowd. 

1 minute ago, WinningIsHard said:

Using his power to get his mistress hired illegally, wrecking your motorcycle while hammered drunk with said mistress that works for you who later admitted to bangin said head coach, and then lying about the whole ordeal in front of the world. 
 

Whatever sark is doing is worse than that??? How’s that even possible 

Well it all started with a booger eating episode on national TV. Pretty easy for it to roll down hill fast from there.

Just now, Pods said:

Night crew is more of a horny do list crowd. 

It’s like our own cabal within surly. Oddly enough it is cool to be a part of. Like we are better than the rest. 😀 

3 minutes ago, WinningIsHard said:

Using his power to get his mistress hired illegally, wrecking your motorcycle while hammered drunk with said mistress that works for you who later admitted to bangin said head coach, and then lying about the whole ordeal in front of the world. 
 

Whatever sark is doing is worse than that??? How’s that even possible 

 

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4 minutes ago, Pods said:

Night crew is more of a horny do list crowd. 

Well, Nightshift Nicole is posting cream pie pictures, so…

3 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

It’s like our own cabal within surly. Oddly enough it is cool to be a part of. Like we are better than the rest. 😀 

 

10 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

That’s sad. I expected more from them. 

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Actually gotta retire for the evening. Please don't revoke my membership for being a weak little bitch.

I'll leave with a few songs in the hopes of maintaining my cool status with the Surly night crew.

 

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It’s the same fuckheads that spew shits in a perpetual quest for Surly Cred so that they can feel like they’ve actually accomplished something in their shitty lives. 

It is an Echo Chamber of Dipshits almost on par with the Cloak Room. 
 
Nobody in here knows shit about fuck

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Gotta add Tawny (RIP) its night crew. Last time we compared our work stations and weapons. What now? Garages? Who has the best garage? Or poolside seats? 

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1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

Would we be doing this if aggy was sitting at 7-3?

Doing what? I don’t think anyone here gives a shit about their record in relation to Steve Sarkisian.

Also, you’re not new to this board. It’s a complete shit show every football season. 

11 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

I thought for sure if you were posting Fleeteood Mac, it would be something from the Rumors album or Sweet Little Lies. 
 

 

that WAS from Rumors 

Look he reads this shit. He is playing along! Hi Bobby. Couldn’t make the Exes Atlanta shindig even tho I’m in Atlanta. Kinda glad I stuck it out at a casa and a couple of puffs off a joint. 

Ah, the alibi… how’s Houston Nicole?
1 minute ago, Tex Pete said:

Doing what? I don’t think anyone here gives a shit about their record in relation to Steve Sarkisian.

Also, you’re not new to this board. It’s a complete shit show every football season. 

Office Space No GIF

2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Gotta add Tawny (RIP) its night crew. Last time we compared our work stations and weapons. What now? Garages? Who has the best garage? Or poolside seats? 

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all I've gotta say about Tawny is...

The Perils of Gwendoline in the Land of the Yik Yak.

 

 

 

you're welcome

Just now, Nicole44 said:

So has Orange Bloods propelled Kerch into orbit yet? 

Fuel rocket equation is problematic with that much mass in the payload

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

So has Orange Bloods propelled Kerch into orbit yet? 

he IS the size of a small moon

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

Fuel rocket equation is problematic with that much mass in the payload

Yes, you can only orbit around Planet Ketch.

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

Fuel rocket equation is problematic with that much mass in the payload

People with their 9.95 platinum membership need to report back with shit. Also why not use two rockets? 🧨 

I dig some Shelly Long.

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These memes are three years old.
EDIT: Wording would have been better if it read, "ONCE AGAIN, HuMANS PLACE PERSON WHO HAS NO IDEA WHAT HE IS DOING IN POSiTION OF LEADERSHIP." 
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2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Office Space No GIF

I mean, I don’t love their record versus ours, but that has nothing to do with why I’m pissed at our HC. 

1 minute ago, Tex Pete said:

Doing what? I don’t think anyone here gives a shit about their record in relation to Steve Sarkisian.

Also, you’re not new to this board. It’s a complete shit show every football season. 

Think of David as an AI with the following prompts "Start/perpetuate an argument in every post. No detail is too small, pedantic, or irrelevant."

I'm not saying he is, I'm just saying it's fairly indistinguishable.  

Just now, NBHorn7 said:

Yes, you can only orbit around Planet Ketch.

that's no moon 

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it's a space station

6 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

he IS the size of a small moon

That's no moon. 

Edited by Pods
Gotta be faster with this crowd.

3 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

 

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I don’t remember Harrison ford having mar-a-lago face 

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Just now, scramblyn said:

I don’t remember Harrison ford having mar lago face 

It is rather a weird acting choice. 

9 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

that WAS from Rumors 

Speaking of Fleetwood Mack and Lincoln Riley makes me think of this song.

 

 

CDC just needs to come in here and confuse shit with emojis, dude has stone cold poker face, as evidenced by today and a few short years ago. 

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