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38 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

Sark definitely has a type.   Google kyrah mcgowant

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that is her office phone number   Public knowledge. @immamac delete if you need to

I was looking at some other Texas sports page where she and her title didn't appear.

There was a Zoe, an Amy and an Emily that didn't seem likely, in appearance or title, subject to the Applewhite exception.

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What would Desmond Howard know about any of that stuff?

15 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Recruiting is gonna be fucking awesome.  I know that much.   If any of the shit is true. I remain convinced one of you degenerates fucked something on an ancient Indian burial ground and we are cursed 

let he who has not received a blowjob in a Tonkawa Indian cave cast the first stones 

20 more people have info that will set the program on fire when it comes out. That’s either the dumbest shit I’ve ever heard in my life or the silliest shit I’ve ever heard in my life. The line appears to be razor thin. 

17 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Recruiting is gonna be fucking awesome.  I know that much.   If any of the shit is true. I remain convinced one of you degenerates fucked something on an ancient Indian burial ground and we are cursed 

 

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When is that old insider gonna post a bunch of random emojis and numbers to explain this shit?

1 hour ago, Nicole44 said:

Yes. Let’s get sued! Fuck it! I’d rather it come from a source most of you cannot dispute. And then discuss it. I’d rather win out and watch and see. I have already told people what I know privately and to their credit they have sat on it for two months. People can believe whatever the fuck they want to believe. 

So to be clear, the people you told kept secret information that would NOT end his tenure. Ok, stop bringing that up, it doesn’t matter. All you know that WOULD end his tenure is rumors from the last 24 hours. Cool, cool. Thanks for all this bullshit. 

1 minute ago, WinningIsHard said:

20 more people have info that will set the program on fire when it comes out. That’s either the dumbest shit I’ve ever heard in my life or the silliest shit I’ve ever heard in my life. The line appears to be razor thin. 

THIS IS SURLY 

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1 minute ago, WinningIsHard said:

20 more people have info that will set the program on fire when it comes out. That’s either the dumbest shit I’ve ever heard in my life or the silliest shit I’ve ever heard in my life. The line appears to be razor thin. 

Some our now posting cryptic info on other sites to mine rep points as well! The circle of lies

47 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Howard also didn’t say shit about any of the Sark “for cause” rumors. I’m sure a lot of people are aware of the Sark to the NFL flirtation, this wasn’t new info. He’s just an attention whore.

A mutual parting of ways is different than sark to nfl rumors. 

47 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

Sark definitely has a type.   Google kyrah mcgowant

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that is her office phone number   Public knowledge. @immamac delete if you need to

Once you go black you don’t go back, allegedly. 

5 minutes ago, WinningIsHard said:

20 more people have info that will set the program on fire when it comes out. That’s either the dumbest shit I’ve ever heard in my life or the silliest shit I’ve ever heard in my life. The line appears to be razor thin. 

Sounds like you’re not winning.   

7 minutes ago, bluto said:

When is that old insider gonna post a bunch of random emojis and numbers to explain this shit?

night crew

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

L’Oréal fucks a few wide receivers so Sark goes scorched earth and fucks he entire football team and staff, sad. 

you have to be specific with your usage of fuck here, cuz that's either really gay or really fucking gay.

29 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Again, this is a load of horseshit. Most people here aren't going to DM you, and you shouldn't be posting half of stuff and not expecting criticism when you're basically saying "You're not old enough to watch this R rated movie, kiddo, but holy shit the 3rd act reveal is fucking EPIC." 

I'm willing to believe she might be buddies with someone who's buddies with L'Oreal. Of course, that might mean she's hearing L'Oreal's bullshit, which may or may not be completely accurate. It just fucking rumors until it's not. Post them or don't, imo, whatever. But don't refuse to share a fucking rumor and then talk about how it would absolutely destroy the foundation of a team, if'n you only knew what the rumor was!

There's a lot of fucking smoke right now, but weirdly enough, no one is willing to say exactly what or where the fire is...which is kind of a first. "Well, SOMETHING is happening." It's weird. 
 

I wouldn't put the rumors that I've heard out there, it's uncouth. 

7 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

A mutual parting of ways is different than sark to nfl rumors. 

Maybe, maybe not

3 minutes ago, immamac said:

I wouldn't put the rumors that I've heard out there, it's uncouth. 

Excellent. And I expect I won't have to read a dozen posts from you talking about how the despicable shit you can't talk about will change the face of the planet, the texas football program, The McRib, the Sonic value menu, and more if only you could just tell us those uncouth rumors. 

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12 minutes ago, Bill Brasky said:

let he who has not received a blowjob in a Tonkawa Indian cave cast the first stones 

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Cave at Turner falls in Oklahoma for me

2 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

What does he say at the near end of Stepbrother’s like “fuck it I’m going down to the Cheesecake Factory” or some shit.

 

Oh right, when they were trying to have Christmas dinner. Yeah, it was pretty close to that. 

 

 

2 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

Oh, he's doing a Bryan Harsin.

 

For Seamus!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

40 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

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This may be the worst thread in the history of the internet.

1 minute ago, tbone_ said:

This may be the worst thread in the history of the internet.

good to know you stay out of the cloak room

I have no clue what’s going but the only thing I can figure is Sark is on that Epstein list or something.  Or maybe it’s Lane and Kirby on that list.   Did I get that right? 

This is how it should work! I heard from a very reliable source (girlfriend in Canada), that Kirby Smart has an offer to go to the NFL and he likes to diddle farm animals.

Turn this shit around… “What start here…”

soooooo . . .

Elko to UT?

1 hour ago, futureman said:

applies to all threads

The Wordle thread in Lulz is legit.

5 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

This may be the worst thread in the history of the internet.

Just wait till we lose to either Arkansas or aggy or both. Surly has yet to begin to defile itself. 

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6 minutes ago, Vertuzzi said:

Alright, so who’s fucking who? 

The rooster has sex with all of them.

1 minute ago, MirrOlure said:

The Wordle thread in Lulz is legit.

 

There was that one time we helped that one guy with the squirrels chewing the soffit on his house. 

sark fucked matthew golden?

That explains why he sucks so bad in FF.
47 minutes ago, ATXhorn17 said:

Interim Head Coach Mack Brown would break Surly

With a guest appearance by Greg Davis at OC.

40 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

What would Desmond Howard know about any of that stuff?

Zip.

9 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

This may be the worst thread in the history of the internet.

Nah.  When we lost to Kansas a few years ago, that was pretty epic.  

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

This thread is so fucking stupid, I don't know why I actually clicked it on to get caught up

Rumors, innuendo, everyone's special sources, SEC rant threads.  

Come home, friend. It's time.

5 minutes ago, Da Fino said:

The rooster has sex with all of them.

that's perverse!

I'm ready for posts about flightaware and hotel curtain color.

11 minutes ago, immamac said:

lots of ins, lots of outs - some people may have cum others may have not. I just hope everyone who wanted their $$ gets it. 

Could have been a soaking situation. Need more intel before we make this claim

So did Loreal never had a kid pass through that  purse? Was it a fake baby bump this whole damn time? Was the kid from Sark and a staffer and now they are raising that kid and passing it as their own?

I know of two separate instances where women faked being pregnant, with fake bumps.

Edit- to be clear, I’m in no way saying that’s the case here.
6 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Could have been a soaking situation. Need more intel before we make this claim

Cant be fired for cause if it was soaking.  Not your fault. 

4 hours ago, bschoolprof said:

Getting this thread back on track a bit, there aren't enough Jerry's out there for an NFL team to really want this guy as an OC.  They tried that once and he made the offense much worse and was fired.  Throughout his career, he's had mediocre offenses, including his time here.  He is not some offensive savant.  He comes up with some cool plays.  That's not an offense.  He's a pretty shitty OC at this point.  

So if there's no real NFL escape hatch, he's staying here for a while.  

I've watched enough really fucking bad NFL coaching & bad coaches getting retreaded over  and over and over to know that there's absolutely someone or probably multiple someones in the league that would love to have Sark. Stupidity is just as rampant in the NFL as anywhere else.

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

Again, this is a load of horseshit. Most people here aren't going to DM you, and you shouldn't be posting half of stuff and not expecting criticism when you're basically saying "You're not old enough to watch this R rated movie, kiddo, but holy shit the 3rd act reveal is fucking EPIC." 

I'm willing to believe she might be buddies with someone who's buddies with L'Oreal. Of course, that might mean she's hearing L'Oreal's bullshit, which may or may not be completely accurate. It just fucking rumors until it's not. Post them or don't, imo, whatever. But don't refuse to share a fucking rumor and then talk about how it would absolutely destroy the foundation of a team, if'n you only knew what the rumor was!

There's a lot of fucking smoke right now, but weirdly enough, no one is willing to say exactly what or where the fire is...which is kind of a first. "Well, SOMETHING is happening." It's weird. 
 

She’s already explained her source is a BMD that she knows from a long time ago and her dad and this BMD etc etc 

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