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12 hours ago, BigHornedLurker said:

Mosley?

Correct.

12 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I think he is when he gives us his best game. Like what is the biggest game Kiffin has won as a HC vs Sark? Sark is capable of beating the best if he doesn’t get in his own way. I don’t know if Kiffin can. Jmo. 

I mean he beat Georgia last year.   With ole miss.  

25 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

The difference is Kiffin has better, higher-profile options than his current gig, whereas Sark obviously does not.

Kiffin is all gas no brakes.  He will run up the score.  Sometimes to his detriment.  Sark shuts it down quicker.  

5 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

You can just wear a Yamaha to cover tha up

Holy

17 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

Kiffin beat UGA’s ass last year. Then he lost to Kentucky and Florida which kept him out of the playoffs. 

Sounds familiar. Too close to home. Too soon. 

I think he is when he gives us his best game. Like what is the biggest game Kiffin has won as a HC vs Sark? Sark is capable of beating the best if he doesn’t get in his own way. I don’t know if Kiffin can. Jmo. 

Agree, sark has way more upside than kiffin. I know that not be saying much but I don’t ever see lane winning one. I’d give sark more of a chance at Texas than lane at ole miss or wherever he ends up.
I mean he beat Georgia last year.   With ole miss.  

And lost to Kentucky. With ole miss.
2 minutes ago, markstanco said:


Agree, sark has way more upside than kiffin. I know that not be saying much but I don’t ever see lane winning one. I’d give sark more of a chance at Texas than lane at ole miss or wherever he ends up.

Might as well say sark will be better at Texas than Franklin at Virginia tech.  Different caliber of schools 

13 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

You can just wear a Yamaha to cover tha up

Or Soul Glo

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1 minute ago, markstanco said:


And lost to Kentucky. With ole miss.

Sark lost to Kansas.   With Texas.  
 

 

Kentucky and ole miss are both also ran second tier sec schools.  

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23 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

You can just wear a Yamaha to cover tha up

Not too sure about that strategy there chief.

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Sark lost to Kansas.   With Texas.  
 
 
Kentucky and ole miss are both also ran second tier sec schools.  

Both of those schools have been good recently, ole miss currently. Ole miss is first tier right now.
7 minutes ago, markstanco said:


Both of those schools have been good recently, ole miss currently. Ole miss is first tier right now.

How many layers in your tiers?

2 hours ago, scramblyn said:

Get a grip, there is smoke everywhere she’s one of several that have said he’s got major personal issues going on and it’s starting to break and media is just now starting to poke around. Just because you don’t believe doesn’t mean it isn’t there. 

and before you start with the Nicole is an attention whatever you won’t stop either. 

Omar Epps GIF by Raising Kanan
 

I didn’t call her an attention whore, I’m trying to get her to understand that she’s helping spread the rumors while also claiming “she just wants what’s best for Texas.” Now take your balls back from her and post where “the smoke” is coming from. It’s all here-say currently. It’s very possible it’s true but mother fuckers believe the earth is flat so pardon me if I’m skeptical of humans. 

9 minutes ago, markstanco said:


Both of those schools have been good recently, ole miss currently. Ole miss is first tier right now.

Do you think it’s easier to get players to ole miss or Texas.  Which program has more money, better history and is more fertile recruiting grounds?   Also, like Lane, sark also lost to Florida. 

Kiffin would be a fucking circus at UT.  Hard pass in my opinion.

25 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

Sark lost to Kansas.   With Texas.  
 

 

Kentucky and ole miss are both also ran second tier sec schools.  

Lane wouldn't be my choice and frankly there is a replacement thread but I was curious about the comparisons statically 

Sark:

Career: 91-55 .638

Washington (2009–2013): 34 wins and 29 losses (.540 winning percentage)

USC (2014–2015): 12 wins and 6 losses (.667 winning percentage)

Texas (2021–present): 45 wins and 20 losses (.692 winning percentage as of November 2025) 

Kiffin:

Career: 116-53 .686

Tennessee 2009 7-6 .538

USC 2010–2013 28-15 .651

Florida Atlantic 2017–2019 26-13 .667

Ole Miss 2020–present 55-19 .743

Statistically, given the same size for Sark I'd call USC a push.

While in the SEC Kiffin is slightly out performing Sark even including Kiffins short, poor stint at Tennessee.

Pretty close to even IMO, which is to say pretty Mid for both.

Edited by BurntEyes

Just be thankful we don't have to play Ole Miss this year. Kiffin's offense might set the NCAA record for passing yards on our shitty secondary. 

50 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Sark's squat game is strong!

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Sark’s squat game is weak. On the balls of his feet. Temporary, appears to be crouching in fear. 

 

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As an Armenian he should have been in close enough proximity to use the superior, menacing gopnik Slav squat. Flat-footed: you don’t need a chair in Eastern Europe. In your face, unafraid. Bringing a “about to smash you in the face with a cheap vodka bottle” vibe to the function. Blyad.
 

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1 minute ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Sark’s squat game is weak. On the balls of his feet. Temporary, appears to be crouching in fear. 

 

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As an Armenian he should have been in close enough proximity to use the superior, menacing gopnik Slav squat. Flat-footed: you don’t need a chair in Eastern Europe. In your face, unafraid. Bringing a “about to smash you in the face with a cheap vodka bottle” vibe to the function. Blyad.
 

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I dont see a single one of those soft cocks holding and watching an IPad. Hell, they all have their man-purses on the ground and fatso in the front isn't even in a crouch. 

Gtfo with your weak shit!

Too much small dick energy here. Let's get this night crew back on track. I'll start.

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13 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Sark’s squat game is weak. On the balls of his feet. Temporary, appears to be crouching in fear. 

 

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As an Armenian he should have been in close enough proximity to use the superior, menacing gopnik Slav squat. Flat-footed: you don’t need a chair in Eastern Europe. In your face, unafraid. Bringing a “about to smash you in the face with a cheap vodka bottle” vibe to the function. Blyad.
 

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Sark has a decent catcher's stance if a runner is on second base. Those other dudes ain't throwing anyone out stealing a base with that stance. 

 

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42 minutes ago, TotallyLegit said:

I fear some kind of rift in the AD/admin/donors as well.

There's bad potential in this situation. Everyone has cards to play. Per usual, us fans would only participate in this stuff in the form of having to watch frustrating losses and wasted seasons. The worst scenario would be the donors saying hire an OC or we pull our money and Sark saying fuck off go ahead because Im not going anywhere so we will just suck. Then the donors tell CDC to fix it and he bumblefucks the situation further. Meanwhile we get to just wait for the cycle to complete and hope the next guy pans out. Sure I'd love for Sark to reverse course and take the next step, but I feel like the best bet for us would be him jumping to the NFL and throwing this same level of NIL support behind another coach. He's a complete clownshow too but I would easily take my chances on Freshwater over Sark at this point.  

Oh it will get bumble fucked, that’s what we do. So until then we just party like it’s 1999. 

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45 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Not too sure about that strategy there chief.

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New keyboards man. F.

7 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

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Bro, that is Golden_Arches, basically a Temu version of a Surly poster. 

20 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

Too much small dick energy here. Let's get this night crew back on track. I'll start.

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Oddly, I have lunch scheduled on Friday too.

 

8 minutes ago, scramblyn said:

Oh it will get bumble fucked, that’s what we do. So until then we just party like it’s 1999. 

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21 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

Too much small dick energy here. Let's get this night crew back on track. I'll start.

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6 minutes ago, F250 said:

Bro, that is Golden_Arches, basically a Temu version of a Surly poster. 

Now I really want to create a Golden Arcs sock to flip this on its head.

10 hours ago, Hpara759 said:

"This team" also beat UTEP by 2 td"s and was taken to to OT by Kentucky and Miss St.

So there's that

I was about to say. I love Texas but we just aren't a good team. We are damn lucky to be 7-3. 

Georgia put us in our place. Just hoping we can beat piggy.

Just now, Valmy77 said:

I was about to say. I love Texas but we just aren't a good team. We are damn lucky to be 7-3. 

Georgia put us in our place. Just hoping we can beat piggy.

I could see us shitting the bed against piggy and then murdering aggy.

28 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

Too much small dick energy here. Let's get this night crew back on track. I'll start.

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40 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

Too much small dick energy here. Let's get this night crew back on track. I'll start.

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1 hour ago, WinningIsHard said:

It’s all here-say currently.  

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1 minute ago, futureman said:

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Definitely a fireable offense, I’d like to think autocorrect is to blame but who am I kidding. 

Arkansas may drop 40 on us and there’s no coming back from a loss on Saturday. Many have heard a decision has already been made. Night crew also knows CDC would not move if the next guy isn’t lined up already, and it’s doubtful someone is lined up. Sounds like we’re in some real pretty shit right now.

1 hour ago, BurntEyes said:

Lane wouldn't be my choice and frankly there is a replacement thread but I was curious about the comparisons statically 

Sark:

Career: 91-55 .638

Washington (2009–2013): 34 wins and 29 losses (.540 winning percentage)

USC (2014–2015): 12 wins and 6 losses (.667 winning percentage)

Texas (2021–present): 45 wins and 20 losses (.692 winning percentage as of November 2025) 

Kiffin:

Career: 116-53 .686

Tennessee 2009 7-6 .538

USC 2010–2013 28-15 .651

Florida Atlantic 2017–2019 26-13 .667

Ole Miss 2020–present 55-19 .743

Statistically, given the same size for Sark I'd call USC a push.

While in the SEC Kiffin is slightly out performing Sark even including Kiffins short, poor stint at Tennessee.

Pretty close to even IMO, which is to say pretty Mid for both.

Why are you being disingenuous and leaving out the fact Sark has been to the playoffs twice. Lane’s biggest accomplishment is winning a NY6 bowl once. 

It’s always a bad time to fire a coach. We said the same thing when we fired Herman and strong. 

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23 minutes ago, SarkAfterDark said:

Why are you being disingenuous and leaving out the fact Sark has been to the playoffs twice. Lane’s biggest accomplishment is winning a NY6 bowl once. 

So with every post you defend Sark, you are clearly related to Sark, username checks out.

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