November 22Nov 22 Popular Post On 11/20/2025 at 12:42 PM, Rimbo said: the WTF is the one that I can't say, but it's the one Des Howard is alluding to Can she go fuck Wingo and see if he will start catching the ball like Golden and Worthy?
November 22Nov 22 2 hours ago, Im_smarter_then_you said: I heard Worthy, that fool CTJ said Golden. Maybe it was Lysol and Charlie Murphy doing the reverse L'oreal Correction. I had sex with Katie L’Oreal.
November 22Nov 22 Popular Post 7 minutes ago, thunderlounge said: Correction. I had sex with Katie L’Oreal.
November 22Nov 22 18 minutes ago, thunderlounge said: Correction. I had sex with Katie L’Oreal. I didn’t have sex with L’Oréal. Lysol did! I just watched 22 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said: Can she go fuck Wingo and see if he will start catching the ball like Golden and Worthy? Hes not a 4.3
November 22Nov 22 4 hours ago, MrBig said: I wonder how much of Sark’s alleged spiral started after he brought Nansen on board
November 22Nov 22 9 hours ago, Newy25 said: What is obvious from this post is you have made no attempt to get involved with NIL, go to any functions or meet anyone on this site. If you had you would realize how ridiculous you look making statements like this. On top of that you spend a very large percentage of your time trying to dismiss everything you read here. It’s a very bizarre path you have taken.
November 22Nov 22 12 minutes ago, GTX Horn said: I wonder how much of Sark’s alleged spiral started after he brought Nansen on board I’ve heard your comment mentioned more than a couple of times… LSU is offering to bring back Coach O on as an assistant if Kiffin chooses him. A swamp boat poon hound who has been Kiffin’s wingman before. Translation: we will let you be as wild and fucking crazy as you want and with loads of dirty money. coach O knows where all the fun is. Nansen is essentially like Sark’s Coach O. Someone who has your back and you can cut loose with. I mean… all the signs have been on the wall since last summer that Sark was imo back to his old Washington ways. if he is let go or we part ways I know schools will take a chance. But if he wants a lighter load and a “break” and to have fun and be out of the “limelight” he can go be an OC for Kiffin. Just sayin’
November 22Nov 22 Is her name pronounced like the makeup brand, or “Low-real” or “Lori-all.” Or something else?
November 22Nov 22 6 minutes ago, Nicole44 said: But if he wants a lighter load and a “break” and to have fun and be out of the “limelight” he can go be an OC for Kiffin. Just sayin’ So Sark to OC, Kiffy to HC, keep PK?
November 22Nov 22 2 hours ago, cmontexas said: According to the laws of nature, she would have been impregnated at some point in the summer of 2024. Golden was not a former player at that point. I'm not sure if he was even in Austin yet July/August of 2024 bc the beautiful boy was born in April 2025. Golden portals to Texas in December 2023 according to “AI” which has been a disappointment to me he by the laws of nature was around the Austin area during the time of conception. Edited November 22Nov 22 by Nicole44
November 22Nov 22 2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said: July/August of 2024 bc the beautiful boy was born in April 2025. Thought the baby was premature. September
November 22Nov 22 18 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said: Is her name pronounced like the makeup brand, or “Low-real” or “Lori-all.” Or something else? Like the cosmetic. Commercials. Just now, Im_smarter_then_you said: Thought the baby was premature. September Yeah. I was just pointing out Golden was around then.
November 22Nov 22 12 minutes ago, thunderlounge said: So Sark to OC, Kiffy to HC, keep PK? I mean???? This wins a natty ? Maybe or they film a Netflix documentary about it and Coach O gets a public access show where he visits restaurants. or we opt for a shooting star. Freeman. Someone without baggage who outcoached KIRBY far less talent on the field. Someone who is respected. Someone who will bring back real pride to Texas. Someone who will get the buy in of the team and change the culture. or we could roll with crazy train of Kiffin. Sark and if PK BUT if PK wants out bring in a disgraced Belichick and his girlfriend and Austin will be lit as a mofo. And we will have a dynasty. A corrupt one but multiple MNCs. so people either get on board with this corrupt team of badasses or fuck off defending sark with any seriousness at this point.
November 22Nov 22 3 minutes ago, Nicole44 said: so people either get on board with this corrupt team of badasses or fuck off defending sark with any seriousness at this point. Valid. But your second plan will have to have a little more than that. If Jordan can‘t get a preferred walk-on spot, we can forget about that.
November 22Nov 22 33 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said: Is her name pronounced like the makeup brand, or “Low-real” or “Lori-all.” Or something else? Who the fuck gonna call their daughter low real? You missed on second name too lor-re-AL. As in they going back to Alabama when DeBoer leaves
November 22Nov 22 20 minutes ago, Nicole44 said: July/August of 2024 bc the beautiful boy was born in April 2025. Golden portals to Texas in December 2023 according to “AI” which has been a disappointment to me he by the laws of nature was around the Austin area during the time of conception. I’m a bit abbreviated so not matching well. But I knew that summer of 2024 didn’t seem right.
November 22Nov 22 2 minutes ago, thunderlounge said: Valid. But your second plan will have to have a little more than that. If Jordan can‘t get a preferred walk-on spot, we can forget about that. Once Bill sees the talent Kiffin, Coach O and Sark can bring in slinking around Austin, Bill will dump that hoe. Seriously, they will get him laid by someone better looking. He will be happy. They are plenty of gold diggers in Austin they can find to run a train on him. All of this requires firing CDC and hiring Woodward. He is connected somehow to some foreign government trying to take down college football but whatever. Everyone’s UT degrees will be devalued and Austin will turn in to Vegas like in Stephen King’s The Stand but fuck it. At least we will all be having fun as we burn, .🔥 so either decide we want the above and two natties out of it before the band falls apart bc of either debauchery or going solo. or we find a HC that isn’t a corrupt asshole.
November 22Nov 22 50 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said: Is her name pronounced like the makeup brand, or “Low-real” or “Lori-all.” Or something else? Quick google search brought up press releases from her NC A&T track (2009) days and hiring at USC (2013). No notes on pronunciation, but there was no apostrophe in Loreal. And she had some nice braids.
November 22Nov 22 JFC how many receivers actually got in that “portal”? like a dang circus clown’s car
November 22Nov 22 This is the thread I come to Surly for these days. All other threads are dead. Keep going fellas.
November 22Nov 22 2 minutes ago, UTEE97 said: This is the thread I come to Surly for these days. All other threads are dead. Keep going fellas. We are trying man. LSU is offering $90 million and other shit. Sark to LSU as OC to relax and embrace the Louisiana ways is a lock now.
November 22Nov 22 Seems appropriate to revisit. Sark makes a couple appearances in the tosh kiffin korner
November 22Nov 22 13 minutes ago, TejasPedro said: JFC how many receivers actually got in that “portal”? like a dang circus clown’s car Kind of odd the portal season she was pregnant we had to get someone in spring portal after the baby…
November 22Nov 22 7 hours ago, Tex Long said: UCLA more likely. Didn't Loreal spend a few divorce months house shopping in LA? She's from there too, no? At least she ran track out there. Edited November 22Nov 22 by wood
November 22Nov 22 Just now, wood said: She's from there too, no? I think she ran track at USC while Sark was there. Saw a reference to North Carolina, but...
November 22Nov 22 7 minutes ago, Tex Long said: I think she ran track at USC while Sark was there. Saw a reference to North Carolina, but... Assistant track Coach at USC when he coaching there. Yes.
November 22Nov 22 1 hour ago, Jkwellborn said: That’s what started this mess. “This is real! Some of you motherfuckers need to get in the transfer portal. You wanna go? Get in the motherfucker!“
November 22Nov 22 2 hours ago, Im_smarter_then_you said: I’m a bit abbreviated so not matching well. But I knew that summer of 2024 didn’t seem right. Either way, seems bold to bust in your head coach's wife before you've caught any passes and secured the first round bah
November 22Nov 22 2 hours ago, Nicole44 said: Once Bill sees the talent Kiffin, Coach O and Sark can bring in slinking around Austin, Bill will dump that hoe. Seriously, they will get him laid by someone better looking. He will be happy. They are plenty of gold diggers in Austin they can find to run a train on him. All of this requires firing CDC and hiring Woodward. He is connected somehow to some foreign government trying to take down college football but whatever. Everyone’s UT degrees will be devalued and Austin will turn in to Vegas like in Stephen King’s The Stand but fuck it. At least we will all be having fun as we burn, .🔥 so either decide we want the above and two natties out of it before the band falls apart bc of either debauchery or going solo. or we find a HC that isn’t a corrupt asshole. Or someone tosses them into Town Lake?
November 22Nov 22 1 minute ago, InkaUtexas said: Or someone tosses them into Town Lake? Look I am all for doing a “job” but UT cannot afford me. I am currently in negotiations with a foreign country to kidnap a famous golfer. I don’t have time for this shit. I have to study my prey and focus on surly.
November 22Nov 22 13 minutes ago, cmontexas said: Either way, seems bold to bust in your head coach's wife before you've caught any passes and secured the first round bah Seems bold? What would actually be bold?
November 22Nov 22 Just now, Nicole44 said: Look I am all for doing a “job” but UT cannot afford me. I am currently in negotiations with a foreign country to kidnap a famous golfer. I don’t have time for this shit. I have to study my prey and focus on surly. well for overseas ops, I know some people who would outsource. Plus we hate gophers.
November 22Nov 22 3 hours ago, Horn Dogg said: Can she go fuck Wingo and see if he will start catching the ball like Golden and Worthy? Worthy’s hands were trash.
November 22Nov 22 6 hours ago, Candi Fisther said: Sark’s wife fucked Worthy. Then Sark went off the deep end and went to rehab in February. I guess he fucked around too somewhere in between. This is why they separated but she was pregnant so they are back together. none of that commands flightaware or mcrib-map overnight action none of that is 'for cause' action
November 22Nov 22 Just now, InkaUtexas said: well for overseas ops, I know some people who would outsource. Plus we hate gophers. Operational Caddyshack is very time consuming.
November 22Nov 22 1 minute ago, Cruz in Aledo said: Worthy’s hands were trash. Matthew’s rod was Golden
November 22Nov 22 Just now, TejasPedro said: Matthew’s rod was Golden It’s all starting to make sense now. We went ful circle from McRibs right back to Golden’s Arch.
November 22Nov 22 22 minutes ago, cmontexas said: Either way, seems bold to bust in your head coach's wife before you've caught any passes and secured the first round bah Nah. Nicole has the dates right. Golden was here December 2023. But we don’t know if it’s golden or X or…..an OL who isn’t playing all of a sudden?
November 22Nov 22 28 minutes ago, Cruz in Aledo said: Worthy’s hands were trash. I remember complaining about his hands his last year here (or was it '22) ... and then we found out he'd been playing most of that time with a broken hand. Edited November 22Nov 22 by wood
November 22Nov 22 Just now, wood said: I remember complaining about his hands his last year here ... and then after he left, didn't we find out he'd been playing most of that time with a broken hand? I don’t know man. They weren’t Wingo bad, but a lot closer to Wingo than he was to Golden. This thread is nerdtrash.
November 22Nov 22 14 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said: Nah. Nicole has the dates right. Golden was here December 2023. But we don’t know if it’s golden or X or…..an OL who isn’t playing all of a sudden? where was this guy Dec 2023
November 22Nov 22 9 minutes ago, Cruz in Aledo said: I don’t know man. They weren’t Wingo bad, but a lot closer to Wingo than he was to Golden. This thread is nerdtrash. stfu Rex
November 22Nov 22 36 minutes ago, Nicole44 said: Look I am all for doing a “job” but UT cannot afford me. I am currently in negotiations with a foreign country to kidnap a famous golfer. I don’t have time for this shit. I have to study my prey and focus on surly.
November 22Nov 22 30 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said: none of that commands flightaware or mcrib-map overnight action none of that is 'for cause' action I know what you mean but being a cuck should be a fireable offense.
November 22Nov 22 32 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said: none of that commands flightaware or mcrib-map overnight action none of that is 'for cause' action no, but that ain't all that's going on
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