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Guess the refs are gonna let them hold and hand fight until it’s really important.

Absolutely no gameplan, once again. Ryan Wingo is not, and never will be, a playmaker.

Simple question: why is our offense dogshit at the end of year 5?

Sark getting outcoached in the first half. He has better talent, home field advantage, and isn’t doing well. I never thought Elko would be a better coach than Sark. 

Just now, Dbeasy said:

Sark getting outcoached in the first half. He has better talent, home field advantage, and isn’t doing well. I never thought Elko would be a better coach than Sark. 

Does he have better talent?  Not that that isn’t on him but I’m not sure any of our offensive guys starts for aggy

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Steve Sarkisian is a singularly stupid fuck.

He has to give up play calling. This is a winnable game if he wasn’t an idiot about forcing it with Arch. 

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Just now, mdmost said:

He has to give up play calling. This is a winnable game if he wasn’t an idiot about forcing it with Arch. 

The one drive where we were running it well, and Sark just gave up on it.

The two tight end sets came back and I think I'm finally done with hoping this guy will change. Even if we come back and win with some miraculous plays, he's arrogant and stubborn and always will be.

At least the sunshine pumpers won't be able to pretend that we got unlucky scheduling Ohio State. We could have played the Little Sisters of the Poor 4x to open the year and we still wouldn't have made the playoffs.

What a failure of a season. 

EDIT: CALL ME OUT ALL YOU WANT MFS WOOOOOOOOOO

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I’m concerned because it appears that Sark really doesn’t seem to care. Self sabotage is part of people with addiction too.

I really wanted him to succeed here but there is no fucking way that he is that goddamn dumb. he doesn't understand the game of football. he is a goddamn smart ass who drew up the orbit motion and the media sucks his dick for it. 

lets call long developing plays, with the defense in prevent and while we are ALREADY in FG range. just regarded. 

1 minute ago, satyanash said:

At least the sunshine pumpers won't be able to pretend that we got unlucky scheduling Ohio State. We could have played the Little Sisters of the Poor 4x to open the year and we still wouldn't have made the playoffs.

What a failure of a season. 

We suck against good defenses

It's clear he's a loser. Idk what happened to the guy who beat Bama on the road but maybe he just got lucky. 

Sark getting outcoached in the first half. He has better talent, home field advantage, and isn’t doing well. I never thought Elko would be a better coach than Sark. 

He doesn't have better talent

Putting the finishing touches on a pathetic offensive output against all four good teams on the schedule.

12 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Fire this fucking retard

Buckle up for at least one more year.

Unless, you know, NFL.

7 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

It's clear he's a loser. Idk what happened to the guy who beat Bama on the road but maybe he just got lucky. 

That was milroes fourth start?

Something has got to change. Year 5 and your players are worse than atm. Coaching is also very poor…

12 minutes ago, Topper13 said:

Sark is the problem.

Plenty of us have been trying to tell you since last season. Guy is a straight up fraud. Unfortunately, cdc is evidently a pussy and won't force changes. At least one more year of this bullshit ahead of us.
We just let the aggies pass us because we put all our eggs in a drunk's basket.

If Sark doesn’t have an OC (who is a different person than sark) next season, I don’t know if I can handle it

3rd and long with all routes going to the sticks when you're OL can't block. Real genius we've got here

He’s just a terrible OC. He’s totally wasting a very very good QB, just like he wasted Ewers. 

And to the question of talent, those saying Texas doesn’t have better talent aren’t very involved with the recruiting board. A&M does NOT have better talent. 

10 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

He’s just a terrible OC. He’s totally wasting a very very good QB, just like he wasted Ewers. 

And to the question of talent, those saying Texas doesn’t have better talent aren’t very involved with the recruiting board. A&M does NOT have better talent. 

They do at WR.

10 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

They do at WR.

Nope. The Texas WR talent is wayyy better, but being completely wasted. People think it’s the WR but it’s the terrible OL and bad route trees by Sark. 

I’m glad he pulled his head out of his ass and ran the ball 

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he just looked right into the camera and said exactly what needed to be said. he put the committee and cfb as a whole on notice. can’t ask for more than that.

1 hour ago, Dbeasy said:

He’s just a terrible OC. He’s totally wasting a very very good QB, just like he wasted Ewers. 

And to the question of talent, those saying Texas doesn’t have better talent aren’t very involved with the recruiting board. A&M does NOT have better talent. 

Do you base talent on stars given to players from the recruiting services? A&M has better talent at OL, and WR. And QB, RB, TE could go either.

 

Regardless a whole bunch of pussy ass losers posting in this thread with the game still in question. 

The food chain in the SEC. Sark knows he owns Elko and Venables just like he knows Kirby owns him

This is why you don’t post during the game.

3 hours ago, WinningIsHard said:

Barbara Dunkelman Shut The Fuck Up GIF by Rooster Teeth

 

3 hours ago, Vanilla Strange Gato said:

Do you have Nicole’s permission to use her image?

Is that Barb from rooster teeth? How do they keep showing up in gifs lmao

5 minutes ago, Derka said:

he just looked right into the camera and said exactly what needed to be said. he put the committee and cfb as a whole on notice. can’t ask for more than that.

Well stated Derka!

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