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Totally redeemed himself with that 2nd half. He did everything he needed to do. Great game, coach.

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6 minutes ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

Sarkisian made a great argument. Put Texas in 

it's a great argument, but I hope to God we keep playing those games...

Just now, mdmost said:

Totally redeemed himself with that 2nd half. He did everything he needed to do. Great game, coach.

Twice this season he has done great halftime adjustments, which has been something he’s never done here. 

Fucking huge win Coach

3 minutes ago, Captainant said:

 

Is that Barb from rooster teeth? How do they keep showing up in gifs lmao

I believe it is, yes. 

7 minutes ago, Derka said:

he just looked right into the camera and said exactly what needed to be said. he put the committee and cfb as a whole on notice. can’t ask for more than that.

Yeah. Leaving them out for some slapdick g5 team is going to be a problem.  

2 minutes ago, Da Fino said:

Yeah. Leaving them out for some slapdick g5 team is going to be a problem.  

They it to Bama last year. The rule is the rule until it’s changed.

Man I'm glad we won but sark really needs to hire playcallers. We would be IN the playoffs if not for some of his fuckups earlier in the season. His team's ceiling is high, but so is his variance 

So Sark owns OU and aggy. Has a problem against Kirby and fOSU. 
 

I can live with that if the needle is pointing up. fOSU is off our schedule hopefully forever after next year. We could get a slight respite from Georgia in 2026.

13-3 in the SEC is pretty damn good. I think he’s our guy unless gets McVay gets bored in the NFL (kidding). 

5 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

They it to Bama last year. The rule is the rule until it’s changed.

Smu lost by 4 touchdowns. If things like that happen again, the rule is going to change. Sark is making a good argument for that. 

5 minutes ago, Captainant said:

Man I'm glad we won but sark really needs to hire playcallers. We would be IN the playoffs if not for some of his fuckups earlier in the season. His team's ceiling is high, but so is his variance 

It's not going to happen so people need to stop wishing for this. I don't know how he gets better, but that's what we should hope for. Maybe some offseason visits to certain teams (likely pro) are in order.

But to this game, he absolutely nailed 2 calls that resulted in TDs. The TE run and the Arch QB run. Couldn't have been called at better times

4 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

Far fewer people feel sorry for fatties and their self inflicted diseases than they do for alcoholics and drug addicts. I guess.
 

I have sympathy for everyone dealing with struggles. But my patience wears thin when people continuously fuck up time and again and don’t accept responsibility for it.
 

I think it’s 💯 possible to eat better, exercise, stop smoking, and stop drinking and stop using drugs. People do it every day.
 

Sobriety is hard. But most of us don’t completely blow up our shit routinely every year.
 

I pray for those people, but it’s ok and totally acceptable and understandable to get frustrated and to lose sympathy for people who cannot get out of their own way, routinely.
 

I never thought I would see Robert Downey Jr survive where he was in the 90’s. But he has. And I will always try to be there for people and care for them and love them: but if someone is hell bent on destroying themselves sometimes  it’s best to get out of their way. Lots of damage can be done and many addicts are very selfish to a degree. most of us committed to sobriety have our struggles. We fight hard, But most of us don’t fucking implode routinely. And leave a massive mess in our wake. On the regular. It is hard to endorse that kind of behavior even if I understand it. And it’s totally ok to be pissed, frustrated and at wit’s end of people who routinely don’t avail themselves of the resources at their disposal and choose the shit path every fucking time. 

This is way, way, way too deep, too insightful and too filled with wisdom to be understood let alone embraced by the Surlytians, especially since 99% of them are drunk right now on whiskey and aggy tears.

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Just now, billfromlaketravis said:

So Sark owns OU and aggy. Has a problem against Kirby and fOSU. 
 

I can live with that if the needle is pointing up. fOSU is off our schedule hopefully forever after next year. We could get a slight respite from Georgia in 2026.

13-3 in the SEC is pretty damn good. I think he’s our guy unless gets McVay gets bored in the NFL (kidding). 

Have you just joined?  The entire board has wanted him fired all season because he:

Is not a genius

is drinking agsin

won’t give up offensive play calling

Is distracted because his wife is banging players

doesnt yell at the refs

went to an NFL style practice schexile

doesnt work the portal well

 

i know this because the totally sane and logical posters on SurlyHorns said it.  

29 minutes ago, Derka said:

he just looked right into the camera and said exactly what needed to be said. he put the committee and cfb as a whole on notice. can’t ask for more than that.

 

23 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

Well stated Derka!

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16 minutes ago, naija said:

it's a great argument, but I hope to God we keep playing those games...

With a 9 game conference schedule we'll have 4-5 marquee opponents every year, plus more in the playoffs if we make it. I'd rather play OSU in the playoffs than in August. There's never been more premier matchups than there are now. The NFL exists if you want parity every single week.

2 minutes ago, TXpride said:

With a 9 game conference schedule we'll have 4-5 marquee opponents every year, plus more in the playoffs if we make it. I'd rather play OSU in the playoffs than in August. There's never been more premier matchups than there are now. The NFL exists if you want parity every single week.

if everyone is going to go that route, then I'd rather they shortened the regular season, especially with the playoffs adding a potential 3 more games now. if it's going to be Samford and co, please just shorten the season by 1 game

1 minute ago, naija said:

if everyone is going to go that route, then I'd rather they shortened the regular season, especially with the playoffs adding a potential 3 more games now. if it's going to be Samford and co, please just shorten the season by 1 game

Doesn't have to be Samford. I'd be good with Cal/ASU/Colorado/Wisconsin/North Carolina/etc.

5 minutes ago, TexasExe14 said:

He doesn’t lose to a&m or OU!!!

That’s historically the only real measure of course you best them you’re probably pretty good and playing for hardware too.

Like I said on the game thread, the 4-5 best plays in the first half were run plays, Wisner specifically and some scrambles. Sark kept going to the screen and short passing game and it was shit. He came out in the second half and ran the fucking ball. He took what they gave him and his team responded and smashed those goobers in the mouth. 

I’ve ridden his ass all year and I’m still not sure but tonight he balled out like we needed him too. 

serious respect sark. You earned it tonight.

2 minutes ago, TXpride said:

Doesn't have to be Samford. I'd be good with Cal/ASU/Colorado/Wisconsin/North Carolina/etc.

USC would be good. They’re about at their ceiling with Riley. The key is to schedule name teams that usually finish at the back end of the CFP top 25. The committees and ESPN always quote a team’s record against the CFP top 25. 
 

But we’re scheduled through 2032 so we’re just spinning our wheels discussing it. 

Great argument from Sark.

“you say we shouldn’t get in because we lost to Florida. Well the team that played for the national championship last year lost to Northern Illinois at home”

I’ll chalk the UF game up to fluke. LSU fan was right, Florida plays out of their minds once a year. Unfortunately we caught it, and it was a gut shot. If those stubborn bastards fire Napier sooner, maybe it’s a different result.
 

Texas should be tampering the shit out Baugh and Dallas Wilson. 

I’ll add Patricia getting another job to 2026 wish list. Having a good NFL DC with NFL HC experience is a cheat code in college football. And he’s just going to have another year to install his defense. If he’s still there, I think Texas is going to be a home dog. 

The committee liked us all year except after the Georgia game. We have some fans in there. Even after that loss to Florida we still had fans in there. If SofS matters as it should we have the most compelling argument. Aggy played really no one save ND. Hope Bama loses tomorrow. There is a lot of hate in that game. That happens we should make it in??? Idk? 🤷🏻‍♀️ regardless we did what we needed to do in the second half. And won impressively. Not on a flat note. With drama and flare. And nothing competing with us owning the ratings tonite. 
 

I can still be hella disappointed as fuck in Sark and pissed for unnecessary self inflicted offseason bullshit and regular season shit…

 

but….

 

I am too happy we won. We needed this. We all needed this after a mostly unwatchable delete the recording kind of season. Hook’em 🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼🔥image.png.17fe7ad9f81f0290c0bcb360806cab23.png🔥🔥🔥

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27 minutes ago, naija said:

if everyone is going to go that route, then I'd rather they shortened the regular season, especially with the playoffs adding a potential 3 more games now. if it's going to be Samford and co, please just shorten the season by 1 game

Shorten the regular season to 11 games

Get rid of the conference championships and meaningless bowl games

Expand the playoffs to 24 teams, just like FCS, with each P4 league getting 4 auto-qualifiers

5 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Shorten the regular season to 11 games

Get rid of the conference championships and meaningless bowl games

Expand the playoffs to 24 teams, just like FCS, with each P4 league getting 4 auto-qualifiers

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28 minutes ago, TXpride said:

Doesn't have to be Samford. I'd be good with Cal/ASU/Colorado/Wisconsin/North Carolina/etc.

LIU-Brooklyn, The Citadel, Slippery Rock, Howard Payne (who bought the Daniel Baker College that we beat 92-0), Shippenburg, Lamar, Prairie View A&M, etc.

Sooooooo many cupcakes out there.  Lulz.

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2nd half, sark did NOT abandon the run. 
 

damn good game. Great win!

8 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Shorten the regular season to 11 games

Get rid of the conference championships and meaningless bowl games

Expand the playoffs to 24 teams, just like FCS, with each P4 league getting 4 auto-qualifiers

I think this is great. 
I do wish we found a real way to make the G5 a big part of this, but with NIL and mega conferences the gap has gotten so wide.

Shorten the season, start a week later, 2 cupcakes then get into conference. 11 games. Tell the networks to fuck off or let us in. Throw the weight around. Fuck OU.

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18 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I’ll chalk the UF game up to fluke. LSU fan was right, Florida plays out of their minds once a year. Unfortunately we caught it, and it was a gut shot. If those stubborn bastards fire Napier sooner, maybe it’s a different result.
 

Texas should be tampering the shit out Baugh and Dallas Wilson. 

Florida was also a rigged call away from maybe beating Georgia.

29 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

 

 

I am too happy we won. We needed this. We all needed this after a mostly unwatchable delete the recording kind of season. Hook’em 🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼🔥image.png.17fe7ad9f81f0290c0bcb360806cab23.png🔥🔥🔥

Maybe he scissored Elko that day and was the one that impregnated him

Cross posting for the hell of it. It’s nice to own an assortment of rivals. So we have this going for us. 
 

 

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Not saying he’s perfect, but given our decade of humiliation, he’s been great 

 

 

32 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I’ll add Patricia getting another job to 2026 wish list. Having a good NFL DC with NFL HC experience is a cheat code in college football. And he’s just going to have another year to install his defense. If he’s still there, I think Texas is going to be a home dog. 

With a normal Quinn game, or an average Arch game from midseason on, we win in Columbus by 10+. Who fucking cares about Patricia. 

1 hour ago, TXpride said:

Doesn't have to be Samford. I'd be good with Cal/ASU/Colorado/Wisconsin/North Carolina/etc.

that is basically what aggy is doing, and they never get Bama and Georgia in the same year in at least the next 4.  We do twice.

12 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

that is basically what aggy is doing, and they never get Bama and Georgia in the same year in at least the next 4.  We do twice.

They just never get Georgia. Period.

That's crazy. Modern College Football conferences are so goofy.

As bad as he is he sure skull fucks our rivals consistently once they got good players.  

2 hours ago, mdmost said:

Totally redeemed himself with that 2nd half. He did everything he needed to do. Great game, coach.

Arch presented him with the game ball after taking that last knee to end the game….

1 hour ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

Great play call

 

That was the loudest crowd I have ever seen at DKR. Sark even said in the postgame that he has never coached in an environment that electric before. 

Imagine being aggy knowing you just gave a 6 year extension to a guy that got outcoached by the coach we bitch about all the time over here.

Not saying he’s perfect, but given our decade of humiliation, he’s been great 
 
 

One of these is not like the other 2.

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