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3 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

Learned a new word today. What commie spy novels are you reading?

UH the word is pretty popular today aka Agent Krasnov.

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3 minutes ago, MBHORNSFAN said:

Sark still getting fired for cause? 

Yes, if he loses the Cheez-It Citrus Bowl

Incidentally, has anyone ever tried eating Cheez-Its while drinking orange juice? It sounds awful 

6 minutes ago, MBHORNSFAN said:

Sark still getting fired for cause? 

we will know soon because if he aint good at politickin' then he's worthless.

1 hour ago, MBHORNSFAN said:

Sark still getting fired for cause? 

1 hour ago, ClubWhatever said:

Next loss.

1 hour ago, DFW Horn said:

Yes, if he loses the Cheez-It Citrus Bowl

1 hour ago, dcar00 said:

we will know soon because if he aint good at politickin' then he's worthless.

 

If he gets fired, it'll be "for cause", but probably kept internal and promulgated as "mutually agreed". He'd get a few million to help him get by and keep his mouth shut.

He's busting his ass trying to MackBrown his way into the Rose Bowl CFP. Maybe he can do it, and more power to him.

Sark on XM Full Ride at 10:30.  Don’t know if that’s CST time or not.

Just something to keep an eye on

Sark jumped to 13% and 3rd in odds to be the Titans next coach last Tuesday and has stayed around there. 

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4 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Just something to keep an eye on

Sark jumped to 13% and 3rd in odds to be the Titans next coach last Tuesday and has stayed around there. 

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Matt Nagy?

1 minute ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

Matt Nagy?

Failing as a HC and Coaching patrick mahomes is the easiest path to a NFL head coaching job. 

13 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Just something to keep an eye on

Sark jumped to 13% and 3rd in odds to be the Titans next coach last Tuesday and has stayed around there. 

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IDK who the hell UT will target after this crazy coaching cycle if Sark bails for TN

29 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

Sark on XM Full Ride at 10:30.  Don’t know if that’s CST time or not.

9:30 C

5 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Failing as a HC and Coaching patrick mahomes is the easiest path to a NFL head coaching job. 

It is the Tennessee Titans.

It's still owned by the decedents of Bud Adams who we all know couldn't stand sustained success when the team was in Houston and always found a way to mess things up.

It would not be shocking hire.

2 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

IDK who the hell UT will target after this crazy coaching cycle if Sark bails for TN

Are you buying the first rounds of McRibs?

Just now, Nueces River Rat said:

Are you buying the first rounds of McRibs?

I haven't had one of those in about 20 years. My dad used to like 'em. "You gotta try this!"

2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Marcus Freeman, Dan Lanning.

OK, but they’re both defensive coaches. If we hire them, will we have enough left over to get Ryan Day on offense?

3 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

IDK who the hell UT will target after this crazy coaching cycle if Sark bails for TN

Nobody on staff hopefully. My personal list would have been

In no order

Lane

Lincoln Riley with PK

Freeman if he'd leave the North

 

Maybes

Glen Schumann from Georgia

Mullen with NIL would be fun

Traylor as the absolute final decent option

24 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Just something to keep an eye on

Sark jumped to 13% and 3rd in odds to be the Titans next coach last Tuesday and has stayed around there. 

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I swear NFL GM's are like those girls who think the bad boy who cheats on every girl he's ever been with and treats them like shit will suddenly change and be a different person with her.  Kliff Kingsbury has failed as a head coach not just at Tech, but also with the Arizona Cardinals.  He absolutely sucks as a head coach.  He is an OC, and that is all he should ever be...but these morons keep Peter Principling guys who are great coordinators but crappy head coaches.  I just don't get it.

Great, time to freak out again because of Kalshi

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We all know the hire for the Titans will be an NFL retread, like 90% of all hires in the NFL 

Just now, Js1 said:

Great, time to freak out again because of Kalshi

Iron Man Eye Roll GIF

We all know the hire for the Titans will be an NFL retread, like 90% of all hires in the NFL 

What are current NFL openings? Just Titans and Giants?

Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

What are current NFL openings? Just Titans and Giants?

So far, yes.  The Falcons will probably open up, maybe the Cardinals. 

3 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Great, time to freak out again because of Kalshi

We all know the hire for the Titans will be an NFL retread, like 90% of all hires in the NFL 

Sark doesn't qualify as an NFL retread since he's never been a HC?

IDK what a Titans exec would like about Sark's offense this year, or his OC tenure with the Falcons, but Kingsbury was a HC, so anything is possible.

1 minute ago, DFW Horn said:

Sark doesn't qualify as an NFL retread since he's never been a HC?

 

His 3 seasons of NFL coaching, the last being 9 years ago, probably doesn't qualify him a job-hopping NFL retread, no. 

25 seasons of coaching, and only 3 in the NFL (1 year Raiders QB coach, 2 years Falcons OC) 

Just now, Im_smarter_then_you said:

Dolphins and raiders

Don't be surprised if the steelers open too

30 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Failing as a HC and Coaching patrick mahomes is the easiest path to a NFL head coaching job. 

That explains the #1 pick too.

 

geeze what list of retreads. 

13 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Lincoln Riley with PK

Freeman if he'd leave the North

I prefer Freeman by a long shot, but it'd be fun to watch the Sooners' collective heads explode if we hired Riley. At least short term, until we realize the mistake we've made. 

13 minutes ago, Js1 said:

So far, yes.  The Falcons will probably open up, maybe the Cardinals. 

The Falcons BETTER open the fuck up.  Why the fuck doesn't Bijan get the ball when it's tied with 2 mins left?  Give him the ball 4 fucking times. Hand It to him, throw it to him, whatever.  Get it in his hands. 

Just now, Gil Bang said:

The Falcons BETTER open the fuck up.  Why the fuck doesn't Bijan get the ball when it's tied with 2 mins left?  Give him the ball 4 fucking times. Hand It to him, throw it to him, whatever.  Get it in his hands. 

That is why it needs to open.  Raheem is a fucking moron. 

1 minute ago, Gil Bang said:

The Falcons BETTER open the fuck up.  Why the fuck doesn't Bijan get the ball when it's tied with 2 mins left?  Give him the ball 4 fucking times. Hand It to him, throw it to him, whatever.  Get it in his hands. 

 

Just now, Js1 said:

That is why it needs to open.  Raheem is a fucking moron. 

Let us all just pray that Bijan makes it through his contract with them healthy and can go to a better franchise 

2 minutes ago, Iceman said:

That explains the #1 pick too.

 

geeze what list of retreads. 

The more wealthy people i meet the more i realize 99% of them got rich despite their intelligence level (on things outside of their trade)  

3 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

I prefer Freeman by a long shot, but it'd be fun to watch the Sooners' collective heads explode if we hired Riley. At least short term, until we realize the mistake we've made. 

In the modern era USC is doomed without major changes.

He beats the teams he's supposed to and can recruit very well. With a competent DC he'd do no worse than Sark has done to this point. 

1 minute ago, Sir Ulrich said:

The more wealthy people i meet the more i realize 99% of them got rich despite their intelligence level (on things outside of their trade)  

In the modern era USC is doomed without major changes.

He beats the teams he's supposed to and can recruit very well. With a competent DC he'd do no worse than Sark has done to this point. 

I think he’s better than sark but I don’t think he likes competition.  
 

surprised you had Schumann over hartline

1 minute ago, Sir Ulrich said:

In the modern era USC is doomed without major changes.

He beats the teams he's supposed to and can recruit very well. With a competent DC he'd do no worse than Sark has done to this point. 

Yeah, last I checked USC wasn't ranked in the Top 10 for NIL collectives. But, as a private school, I don't think they have an obligation to disclose that. Agree that Riley probably won't do worse than Sark. 

3 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

I think he’s better than sark but I don’t think he likes competition.  
 

surprised you had Schumann over hartline

7 years under Saban and 10 under smart. Coached with lanning as well. That's about as solid as it gets. 

My only worry is that he's a ginger. 

28 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Great, time to freak out again because of Kalshi

Iron Man Eye Roll GIF

We all know the hire for the Titans will be an NFL retread, like 90% of all hires in the NFL 

Titans are geniuses. 😂 They were so right to fire Vrabel. 🤦🏼‍♀️ I mean look how shitty he’s doing with the patriots (sarcasm.)

i love to see it. Titans threw away a great HC. And though  I still have PTSD from the Brady led Patriots, I love seeing the titans continue to look like asshats. Vrabel is a damn good HC and he turned around what Belichick screwed around with after Brady left in ONE YEAR.

 

thats coaching. And the more Belichick embarrasses himself the more I think it was 75% Brady. Legit. 

15 minutes ago, Js1 said:

That is why it needs to open.  Raheem is a fucking moron. 

He has all these weapons with that record. It’s criminal. 

Just now, Nicole44 said:

i love to see it. Titans threw away a great HC...I love seeing the titans continue to look like asshats.

Oilers fan?

52 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

9:30 C

Texas talk coming up after break.

26 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Yeah, last I checked USC wasn't ranked in the Top 10 for NIL collectives. But, as a private school, I don't think they have an obligation to disclose that. Agree that Riley probably won't do worse than Sark. 

I’ve wondered where they stood in the NIL world.   Ironically I wonder if the NFL being back in LA has hurt USC in the sense they are no longer the football team in LA that got the attention from commercial concerns.   Sorry to our @Sbbruin on here if I slighted UCLA in this discussion.  

13 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

Texas talk coming up after break.

What’s he saying??? Politicking? 

3 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

I’ve wondered where they stood in the NIL world.   Ironically I wonder if the NFL being back in LA has hurt USC in the sense they are no longer the football team in LA that got the attention from commercial concerns.   Sorry to our @Sbbruin on here if I slighted UCLA in this discussion.  

We don’t give a fuck about shit out here

8 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

Yes, he's about to.

I hope he says “hey we will just go independent!” Fuck it! The SEC refs really really showed their asses this year. Let’s just pick our own schedule and schedule whatever P4 teams we want plus OU. 

One of Sark's issues is that he doesn't believe that some/many of the committee people don't even watch the games.  They just see the final score.

Both Neuheisel and Childers totally agreed with him.

31 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

One of Sark's issues is that he doesn't believe that some/many of the committee people don't even watch the games.  They just see the final score.

Both Neuheisel and Childers totally agreed with him.

how are the CFP committee members supposed to WATCH college football!

39 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

One of Sark's issues is that he doesn't believe that some/many of the committee people don't even watch the games.  They just see the final score.

Both Neuheisel and Childers totally agreed with him.

I understand why the AP has to box score watch but the committee has 2 days to watch more than just stats. They also have 2 plus days to get inundated with propaganda which we have been very good at since Friday night. 

Miami on the other has been silent. There are levels to this shit. 

6 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

One of Sark's issues is that he doesn't believe that some/many of the committee people don't even watch the games.  They just see the final score.

Both Neuheisel and Childers totally agreed with him.

The first year of the committee and playoffs I remember several game broadcasts mentioning how the members were all issued tablets so they could watch all the games.  As if they all wanted to watch as much football as humanly possible, but they were constricted by the lack of a tablet.

20 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

The problem with this strategy is that we don't know how good any P4 team will be years down the road. Sankey and the SEC have mandated that the OOC skeds include at least one P4. What looks like a cupcake now may not be in 2028 and '29 with the portal and NIL.

It wasn't long ago that Wake Forest competed for the ACC championship. aggy ducked them in a bowl game, remember?

 

Just schedule Nebraska every year and be done with it. 

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