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#2601

Can we promote Gary to head coach and make Sark the OC?  Not serious but serious.  Sark doesn't have any idea how to manage a game.

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  • I won’t have to. He’ll be forced out in 3-5 years.

  • Y'all are fucking pussies, and crying and blaming the coach because you're fucking idiot fuckfaces that have cognitive capacities similar to a fucking amoeba.  The fact is that Sark took a team w

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#2604

Frankly, I don't know why so many of you are getting so worked up.  Program altering game???  Did the pumpers or the ridiculous Vegas spread or nonsensical computer ratings suddenly convince folks over the last 7 days that we were gonna beat TCU and contend for the conference? Outside of a couple of games this year, this team has not played very good football, and hasn't done so for quite a while. 

We are not a very good team. 

Sark is not a very good coach. 

This is who Steve Sarkisian is.

Virtually everyone already knew this on 1/2/21 on the Tom Herman is fired thread.  

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#2605
1 minute ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Worthy had more looks than Bijan touches.

Enough...took a while but I'm finally out

 

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#2606

Biggest game of his tenure, 0 offensive TD’s. The passing game is regressing.

He’s going to be here a couple more years so don’t get worked up about firing him. Just hope Venables is even shittier and we can maybe have a winning record vs OU.

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#2607
Just now, bschoolprof said:

Frankly, I don't know why so many of you are getting so worked up.  Program altering game???  Did the pumpers or the ridiculous Vegas spread or nonsensical computer ratings suddenly convince folks over the last 7 days that we were gonna beat TCU and contend for the conference? Outside of a couple of games this year, this team has not played very good football, and hasn't done so for quite a while. 

We are not a very good team. 

Sark is not a very good coach. 

This is who Steve Sarkisian is.

Virtually everyone already knew this on 1/2/21 on the Tom Herman is fired thread.  

80+ Neggers on this thread didn’t know it….

#2610
2 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Worthy had more looks than Bijan touches.

Enough...took a while but I'm finally out

 

He probably should sit out the rest of the year so he doesn’t get injured. Nothing to play for at Texas in this offense.  

#2611

1) Constant deep shots when we can never connect on them.
2) Completely predictable play calls on big 3rd/4th and short downs
3) Not benching Quinn when he has sucked since OU
4) Not leaning on Bijan and RJ when you have the ball on first and goal from the < 5 yard line and passing it when your QB is inaccurate and can't see the field.
5) Going for a punt block when your D gets a huge stop and we've already been flagged for running into the kicker.

Fuck this guy.

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#2612
Just now, longhornmatt said:

The Shaka comparison is very apt.  I’d mentally been comparing him to Mackovic mostly (more likable guy, worse coach, but equally stubborn offensive “genius” who doesn’t actually produce consistent offense).  But, man, Shaka is spot on.  They both just find a way to squander opportunities and there’s often no rhyme or reason.  They just find a way.

I like the Mackovic comparison better.  Sark knows how to draw up plays, at least in college, and that's about it.  He's gonna win a few games you wouldn't expect him to, but he'll blow the big one.  I'm not sure that Shaka really knows anything.  

#2615
7 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

Offensive genius?

I know I'm offended.

In related news, "Seven Win Steve" remains an aspirational nickname.

#2616

Remember when Red McCombs said it was insulting that Texas hired Charlie Strong and that maybe he'd make a good coordinator or position coach? Same fucking thing with Sark. He's an offensive coordinator. He ain't good enough to be a head coach at this level.

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#2618
1 minute ago, FORTY NINE TO ZERO said:

Longhorn network has turned on sark  

 

I don’t remember them turning on herman .

 

This  is the end 

What was said?

#2619

I knew that roughing the punter call was going to cause us the game. There was absolutely no reason to press the block, especially when we ran into the punter earlier. We had just forced a 3 and out after our O finally moved the ball and scored. Take the punt and let your O try to move the ball again.

That was the dumbest fucking call of the year.

I'm done with Sark. He's in over his fucking head and D's have figured out his O. 

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#2622
Just now, crash_davis said:

I knew that roughing the punter call was going to cause us the game. There was absolutely no reason to press the block, especially when we ran into the kicker earlier. We had just forced a 3 and out after our O finally moved the ball and scored. Take the punt and let your O try to move the ball again.

That was the dumbest fucking call of the year.

I'm done with Sark. He's in over his fucking head and D's have figured out his O. 


yeah, because our fucking spaz QB was going to wake up out of his month long coma and lead us to a 75 yard TD drive?

#2623
Just now, hobbes2702 said:

What was said?

All of the post game crew are calling sark a failure  

I have never heard them openly call our a coach before  

 

its glorious   Maybe espn/admin want a change  

#2625
2 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

He's got to give up play calling. Design plays all he wants but GameDay he just can't call plays.

The problem isn't the playcalling, it's the coaching. The thing that's supposed to happen between games. We're ten games into his second season and his players flat-out cannot execute his offense, including his hand-picked star QB and WR. That is a coaching problem, and a big one.

#2626
3 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:


yeah, because our fucking spaz QB was going to wake up out of his month long coma and lead us to a 75 yard TD drive?

we had just driven it 71 yards the drive before to kick the field goal

#2627
2 minutes ago, satyanash said:

The problem isn't the playcalling, it's the coaching. The thing that's supposed to happen between games. We're ten games into his second season and his players flat-out cannot execute his offense, including his hand-picked star QB and WR. That is a coaching problem, and a big one.

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#2628

I love how insiders preach patience with Sark (“he needs time to build his program”). Bitch — Sonny Dykes is about to win the conference and go to the mother fucking playoffs in Year 1.

#2629
1 minute ago, ATXhorn17 said:

I love how insiders preach patience with Sark (“he needs time to build his program”). Bitch — Sonny Dykes is about to win the conference and go to the mother fucking playoffs in Year 1.

same with Baylor last year. 

#2630
1 minute ago, ATXhorn17 said:

I love how insiders preach patience with Sark (“he needs time to build his program”). Bitch — Sonny Dykes is about to win the conference and go to the mother fucking playoffs in Year 1.

Brian Kelly wins the SEC West in year 1 too

#2631
5 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Meanwhile FUPM Mack Brown has UNC at 9-1. 

Fat Mack >>>>>>>>>>>>>>anyone since.  Butterteeth wins this game tonight easily. Perhaps even with Case McCoy.  

#2632
26 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Let me be clear. TCU isn’t that good. Texas played good defense and shit the bed offense. Like worst in program history on offense bad. 

I get you, fuck this performance, but the entire 1991 season offense says hi.

#2633
1 minute ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Brian Kelly wins the SEC West in year 1 too

See also, Riley, Lincoln at USC this year. 

Winners win.  Period.  

#2634

Just finishing off a bottle or Cab celebrating today's win over Wake. And another season of Texas mediocrity. Nothing could be finer.

 

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#2637
3 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

Well, Mack Brown is clearly a better coach than anyone we’ve hired since then.  Herman with an NIL budget is also most likely better than Sark (I’m assuming he could turn his recruiting slide around at least to some extent with the checkbook), unless everyone hated Herman so much boosters wouldn’t fund recruiting.  

Herman without NIL was better than Sark.

#2638
Just now, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Might I remind you of Saban’s first year at Alabama, sir?

Might we remind you of sark’s… oh wait….

#2639
2 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

Yep.  Every good coach of the last 25 years except Dabo has a big success story by year 2.  This isn’t rocket science.  There is no rebuilding process in college football - as if we need to tank for high draft picks or some shit.  Give me a fucking break.   We have the best roster in the Big 12 this year, and he fucked it away.

I think you’re really overrating our talent.

#2640
On 11/5/2022 at 10:47 PM, Burt said:

One.

That is the number of times Texas has scored more than 10 points in the second half vs. a "power 5" team this season.

Alabama - 9

Tech - 3

WV - 10

Okla - 21

Iowa St - 10

Ok St - 3

K-St - 3

TCU - 10

#2641
2 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

True.  I’m doing him a disservice to an extent, but I was thinking about going forward and how we were resorting to taking guys like Charles Wright and Max Merril at the time he got canned.  

Couldn't be worse than what we're seeing with Ewers. Hell, Casey Thompson looked like a stud the few snaps he played under Herman. Maybe Tom actually knew a thing or two about coaching QBs.

#2643
16 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

same with Baylor last year. 

But where is Baylor now?

Do you people even listen to yourselves?

Is it better to start strong and then go to shit?

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#2645
9 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

But where is Baylor now?

Do you people even listen to yourselves?

Is it better to start strong and then go to shit?

Is it better to start out as shit and stay that way?

#2646
16 minutes ago, Burt said:

TCU - 10

Should really just be 3 because 7 were from the D.  Offense is full-blown aids.

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#2647

I wanted Sark to succeed but we're just spinning our wheels here. We'll absolutely be replacing him in the next 2-3 years. He's not the guy. He'll recruit his way to an additional year or so but he won't be able to get it done. He's fragile and it infects our players, namely the offense. 

#2648
24 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

I think you’re really overrating our talent.

We have a lot of talent. It's just not cultivated. 

Nothing new. 

#2649

So Sonny Dykes is 10-0 (not too shabby) with still a chance to be in the CFP. First year coach that is mostly playing with talent Patterson couldn’t go the distance with last year. It’s almost like a good HC can work with the talent on hand and make lemonade out of lemons. Like Sark cannot do that. Arch will be a revelation for us and Sark will be able to do all the things he wants at the QB position and we will buy into it for a while. But he needs to hire a real OC but he’s too damn stubborn to do so and he will always lose 3-5 wtf games every year. No matter what. Because it’s on him. 

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#2650

Criminal to continue to play the inferior QB, directly resulting into two losses. I wonder how this is playing in that locker room. They know their multi-million dollar QB ain't it (yet). 

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