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31 minutes ago, 1leggedduck said:

So at this point, we are fucked. Not aggy fucked, but fucked. Getting rid of a HC after his 2nd season would make the program even less likely to attrack top tier HC. So in the meantime we have to hope Sark figures it out, and/or it really is the roster, the number of freshmen and RS freshmen, attrition, etc. Maybe the team matures and deveolpes under the position coaches to the point they can win inspite of the HC. Worked once. That was a very special group. 

As for Ewers, someone needs to get hold of him quick and get him straightened out. That deer in headlights thing never works out for the deer. He is an elite arm talent who is starting to look like less than elite head talent. Sam got away with it as a freshman because Herman's offense valued him as a fullback and he could move the chains. A QB who can't throw accurately in this offense is just a wasted uniform.

I don’t think I agree with the “you can’t fire a bad coach after two years”. 
 

auburn did it, bama would do it, Georgia would do it. If you know a guy isn’t the guy then you try again. What causes more damage, keeping a guy that’s gonna go 6-6 again or firing him and finding the right guy to run the program. What’s damaging the program is hiring shitty head coaches. 

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  • Quite a bit of gold from Page 1. Here's Steve's rebuttal:

  • I won’t have to. He’ll be forced out in 3-5 years.

  • Y'all are fucking pussies, and crying and blaming the coach because you're fucking idiot fuckfaces that have cognitive capacities similar to a fucking amoeba.  The fact is that Sark took a team w

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0 passes to Bijan, Roshon or K Robinson is really puzzling, it’s been successful all season and not one attempt to any of them.  

He threw one to Roschon. At his feet anyway.

We’re going to beat Kansas, and KSU will slip up against WVU putting Texas back in the drivers seat for a CCG berth. Then Texas will slip up against Baylor to finish the season 7-5 and out of the conference championship. This is who 7 win Steve is. 

7 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

We’re going to beat Kansas, and KSU will slip up against WVU putting Texas back in the drivers seat for a CCG berth. Then Texas will slip up against Baylor to finish the season 7-5 and out of the conference championship. This is who 7 win Steve is. 

Can you imagine the meltdown if we lose in Lawrence?

I don’t think I agree with the “you can’t fire a bad coach after two years”. 
 
auburn did it, bama would do it, Georgia would do it. If you know a guy isn’t the guy then you try again. What causes more damage, keeping a guy that’s gonna go 6-6 again or firing him and finding the right guy to run the program. What’s damaging the program is hiring shitty head coaches. 
But they are not as classy as Texas. We are Texas, not a football factory.
5 hours ago, Red Five said:

Worthy seems to track punts in the air just fine. Weird. 

Is a “fair catch” allowable on a forward pass?  Asking for a friend who doesn’t like contact …

1 hour ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

I don’t think I agree with the “you can’t fire a bad coach after two years”. 
 

auburn did it, bama would do it, Georgia would do it. If you know a guy isn’t the guy then you try again. What causes more damage, keeping a guy that’s gonna go 6-6 again or firing him and finding the right guy to run the program. What’s damaging the program is hiring shitty head coaches. 

What makes you think Alabama would do it? Or Georgia?

4 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Can you imagine the meltdown if we lose in Lawrence?

Pfft. Sark losing to Kansas? That could never happen

8 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Can you imagine the meltdown if we lose in Lawrence?

Well, I mean KU did score 31 offensive points against the team we managed to score 3 against, so...

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16 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Can you imagine the meltdown if we lose in Lawrence?

Look, you don't just walk into David Booth Kansas Memorial Stadium and expect a win. 

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32 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

What makes you think Alabama would do it? Or Georgia?

Bama fired a HC before he ever coached a game.

22 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

Bama fired a HC before he ever coached a game.

Counterpoint: Mike Shula

46 minutes ago, mdleast said:

Texas: What Sarks Here Changes the World

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I would put good money on one my uncles having a suit like that back in the 70's.

 

I'm an old grumpy, contrarian and I have no problem with my wife styling me. Because I control my scene. Regardless of what she picks out it still has to get my approval. 

 

That ensemble does not say 'I coach one of the best teams in the nation and we are going to kick your ass.' It says my wife made me wear this shit and after the game we are going to catch an off broadway show. Then sip on Appletinis.

3 hours ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

I don’t think I agree with the “you can’t fire a bad coach after two years”. 
 

auburn did it, bama would do it, Georgia would do it. If you know a guy isn’t the guy then you try again. What causes more damage, keeping a guy that’s gonna go 6-6 again or firing him and finding the right guy to run the program. What’s damaging the program is hiring shitty head coaches. 

yep - what must be done eventually should be done immediately.  

3 hours ago, mdleast said:

Texas: What Sarks Here Changes the World

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We’re going to beat Kansas, and KSU will slip up against WVU putting Texas back in the drivers seat for a CCG berth. Then Texas will slip up against Baylor to finish the season 7-5 and out of the conference championship. This is who 7 win Steve is. 

Not gonna lie it does kind of feel like that’s how this season has to end.
Can you imagine the meltdown if we lose in Lawrence?

Yes
3 hours ago, mdleast said:

Texas: What Sarks Here Changes the World

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Did he put this on, look in the mirror and think to himself, "damn, I look good?"

7 hours ago, lilMAC25 said:

He tried to hire Stoops and Texas fans said “FUCK ALL THAT NOISE” and then he hired Pete

He hired Choate instead. Stoops wasn’t gonna be DC, only LB coach.

3 hours ago, mdleast said:

Texas: What Sarks Here Changes the World

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A man who doesn’t even have the guts to tell his wife he isn’t wearing that stupid looking shit is running our football team. 

10 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Agree...

 

He has had some sharp outfits, this isn't one of them. His wife needs to tone it down a bit.

13 minutes ago, Hpara759 said:

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He should be hit with a copyright infringement for wearing a Longhorn pin on that monstrosity …

21 minutes ago, HornsOverIthaca said:

I feel like that fits here, and no where else

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He is now free to move about the country.

I don’t think I agree with the “you can’t fire a bad coach after two years”. 
 
auburn did it, bama would do it, Georgia would do it. If you know a guy isn’t the guy then you try again. What causes more damage, keeping a guy that’s gonna go 6-6 again or firing him and finding the right guy to run the program. What’s damaging the program is hiring shitty head coaches. 

Used to be, coaches shied away from programs that changed coaches frequently. I think that’s changed with size of these big school contracts and the buyouts. O, if I suck you’ll fire me and I get 20 million bucks? I’m good with that.
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If my wife told me to wear that I would divorce her.
4 minutes ago, Texzilla58 said:


If my wife told me to wear that I would divorce her.

Is your wife as hot as Loreal?

Agree...
 

That outfit from last year. Wtf is that? It’s not burnt orange. It’s like he’s talking at the cantaloupe convention.

All you people blaming his wife are nuts. He’s a millionaire Armenian, right? I chalk that up to his bad decisions. Pretty sure his wife has style 

OK so Patterson got fired and we hired him to come fix the D

Maybe we can hire an offensive guru HC that gets fired this year to come fix the O

2 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

OK so Patterson got fired and we hired him to come fix the D

Maybe we can hire an offensive guru HC that gets fired this year to come fix the O

Josh McDaniels could be available any minute.

Didn’t someone post that worthy was in LA earlier last week?  Could that be where the rumor came from? 

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2 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

Josh McDaniels could be available any minute.

I'm in.  Or we could hire Hugh Freeze.  He probably would have scored 40 against dykes with our roster.

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4 hours ago, mdleast said:

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Didn’t someone post that worthy was in LA earlier last week?  Could that be where the rumor came from? 

Isn’t Worthy from California?
3 hours ago, 6th Street said:
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Obviously this is just a rumor but the fact that so many are just blowing it off as not a big deal is hilarious. Worthy was Sarks guy. Sark brought him in and if he bolts to USC that’s a terrible look on Sark. Especially when you combine Rojos comments it sounds like Sark is losing the team

From that same link

anyone know what Rojo comments he could be talking about?

1 minute ago, FORTY NINE TO ZERO said:

From that same link

anyone know what Rojo comments he could be talking about?

Maybe worthy can stop dropping passes.. Until then, perhaps he becomes someone else's problem...

Can you imagine the meltdown if we lose in Lawrence?

Imagine the ecstasy if we pull off the upset?
8 hours ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

I don’t think I agree with the “you can’t fire a bad coach after two years”. 
 

auburn did it, bama would do it, Georgia would do it. If you know a guy isn’t the guy then you try again. What causes more damage, keeping a guy that’s gonna go 6-6 again or firing him and finding the right guy to run the program. What’s damaging the program is hiring shitty head coaches. 

You assume those in charge are dedicated to having a winning program. The sark hire proves otherwise. Most knew was a bad hire when it happened and nothing has changed it still was a bad hire. The people making the hiring decisions are idiots and there's no reason to think the next hire will be any better.

All you people blaming his wife are nuts. He’s a millionaire Armenian, right? I chalk that up to his bad decisions. Pretty sure his wife has style 

Wife has style? She put his cuck ass in that clown suit. She dresses like she’s headed to the AVN awards to get her prize for best sex with a coach’s monkey.

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