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Yes, good close out and they finished right where I predicted at the start of the year, but oh what could have been. 

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Yup it’s weird what happens when you give the ball to the best player in the nation. 

I’m focusing on outcomes. Would Arch still come if Sark was fired? Is losing Sark worth losing Arch? Or are those things unrelated?

1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

Nice 7 wins you loser 

Hopefully your husband was there to comfort you!

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Seven win Steve is dead!

Long live Eight Win Estevan!

   We gotta figure out our blocking. It is unbelievable how many guys come through untouched. 

5 minutes ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

I’m focusing on outcomes. Would Arch still come if Sark was fired? Is losing Sark worth losing Arch? Or are those things unrelated?

The outcome is 8-4 after 5-7.  Sark ain't getting fired. 

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4 minutes ago, EuroHorn said:

Hopefully your husband was there to comfort you!

Nice gay joke!

1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

Nice gay joke!

I thought you were a woman.  So sorry 

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Fucking insufferable. These guys have shown improvement from day one, their youth started to show as the year went on, but they finished strong when they could have easily quit. 

We had every reason to quit in this game, but ended up covering and winning with possession of the ball in the red zone. 

Give the man his credit

1 minute ago, EuroHorn said:

I thought you were a woman.  So sorry 

Nice woman joke!

12 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

I am indeed the loser. 

We agree!

Proud that Sark finally threw out his play sheet after Mullet's last turnover and fed his horses - Bijan and Rojo. Maybe the sumbitch has finally learned something.

Great way to close out the season!

6 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

I think we would have all taken this record in August.

I Guess If You Say So GIF

2 minutes ago, Loop 1604 said:

Sark is terrible. Like really really really bad.

8-4 met my expectations but yea right now it’s a no from me dog.  Baylor sucks and controlled the game for a long duration 6-6 are the kind of teams we should crush 

2 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

8-4 met my expectations but yea right now it’s a no from me dog.  Baylor sucks and controlled the game for a long duration 6-6 are the kind of teams we should crush 

Unfortunately he’s getting 4-5 years to run this bitch into the ground. Should be fun to watch, not really. I’ve never felt more apathetic about Texas football.

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2 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

8-4 met my expectations but yea right now it’s a no from me dog.  Baylor sucks and controlled the game for a long duration 6-6 are the kind of teams we should crush 

<Surly> We are going to lose to Baylor

We beat Baylor

<Surly> Baylor sucks and we should crush them  Hahahaha

1 minute ago, Thatguy said:

<Surly> We are going to lose to Baylor

We beat Baylor

<Surly> Baylor sucks and we should crush them  Hahahaha

I was hoping you’d take a break today.  I never said we’d lose to 6-5 baylor

15 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

I think we would have all taken this record in August.

I agree. 

But new data arrived since August. We could of easily beat Tech, OSU, and TCU. Some people are disappointed we didn’t. Some people are also happy we got 8 wins. Some people have mixed emotions about the coach

 

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1 minute ago, closetohumping said:

I was hoping you’d take a break today.  I never said we’d lose to 6-5 baylor

I don’t think I did either. I think I said “I don’t know what to expect”.

6 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

<Surly> We are going to lose to Baylor

We beat Baylor

<Surly> Baylor sucks and we should crush them  Hahahaha

Every game.

3 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

I agree. 

But new data arrived since August. We could of easily beat Tech, OSU, and TCU. Some people are disappointed we didn’t. Some people are also happy we got 8 wins. Some people have mixed emotions about the coach

 

8-4 is ok but we used to mock Mack for 9 wins

TAKE THE FUCKIN' WIN SARK EVEN THOUGH AT TIMES YOU CALLED A SHIT GAME!!!  🤘🤘🤘

6 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

I agree. 

But new data arrived since August. We could of easily beat Tech, OSU, and TCU. Some people are disappointed we didn’t. Some people are also happy we got 8 wins. Some people have mixed emotions about the coach

 

Majority 

8 Win Sark

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Props to Steve.  This was my win goal for the season.  

Wish we had been more consistent but the turnaround after the Quinn fumble was something we have not seen this era.  

 

Good to see us play with so much HEART

1 minute ago, Codaxx said:

8 Win Sark

HaHaHaHa...

Game today reminded me how Vince use to overcome shitty coaching by mack & GDGD 😋

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Most of you didn’t think this team could win 7 games. We win 8 and now y’all are complaining we didn’t win 10. Please remember this team was 5-7 last season. Take the 3 game improvement and stfu.

On 11/22/2022 at 5:41 PM, Slacks said:

Great. Run the ball.

My work here is done.

3 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

HaHaHaHa...

Game today reminded me how Vince use to overcome shitty coaching by mack & GDGD 😋

Sark couldn’t help himself. He has to call at least 1 deep shot a game, despite the run game starting to dominate and the OL struggling in pass pro. 

on another note, I believe Texas had 140 more yards in the 4Q than Baylor. Dominated late play

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33 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Nice gay joke!

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8-4 is ok but we used to mock Mack for 9 wins

And we’ve won 8 or more games five times since 2010. Now we have a chance to win 9 games for only the third time since 2010. And with a little Jayhawk magic tomorrow we will have the opportunity to hit double digits in the win column for the third time since 2009. I’ll fuckin take it.
3 minutes ago, SarkAfterDark said:

We win 8 and now y’all are complaining we didn’t win 10. Please remember this team was 5-7 last season. Take the 3 game improvement and stfu.

 

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I don't like the continuing self inflicted mistakes, but a lot of them have been at QB and OL.  I'm not saying the coaches don't take some blame for this crap, but young players are gonna do stupid stuff and it's magnified at those positions.   I hate to use Sarks "Brand/Style" reference, but I really like what the team is doing in all 3 phases and I think it will eventually translate to more consistent results.  Add more talent on defense and more experience at OL/QB, and I could see this staff having us in the mix for conference championships and playoffs. 

I'm not sold on Sark yet (odds are never good with these things), but I'd bet on Sark before replacing him with the latest shiny object in the coaching world (again, any new hire is long odds).        

14 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

8-4 is ok but we used to mock Mack for 9 wins

We can mock Sark for 9 wins a year after year 3.  It is only his second year so 8 wins is not horrific.  8 wins, destroyed OU and has hopefully 2 excellent recruiting classes is pretty good. 

But man that fucker needs to not call slow developing pass plays behind the current line when the run was unstoppable.  That was flat idiotic.  Trying to out think the other guy when you don’t have to.

4 minutes ago, Codaxx said:

 on another note, I believe Texas had 140 more yards in the 4Q than Baylor. Dominated late play

Texas time of possession in 4th qtr 11 min

4th qtr...  132yds Texas. only 4yds for baylor

6 minutes ago, Codaxx said:

Sark couldn’t help himself. He has to call at least 1 deep shot a game, despite the run game starting to dominate and the OL struggling in pass pro. 

on another note, I believe Texas had 140 more yards in the 4Q than Baylor. Dominated late play

That's what running the ball does. Beats that ass and opens up the pass on the edge.

16 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

8-4 is ok but we used to mock Mack for 9 wins

The conference is deeper than ever and Mack playing a tough OOC game like Alabama was very rare (05 06 Ohio State only ones that come to mind).

1 minute ago, LTtxfan said:

Texas time of possession in 4th qtr 11 min

4th qtr...  132yds Texas. only 4yds for baylor

We’re a second half football team, duh…

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12 minutes ago, BurgleBro said:

Props to Steve.  This was my win goal for the season.  

Wish we had been more consistent but the turnaround after the Quinn fumble was something we have not seen this era.  

 

Good to see us play with so much HEART

This is absolutely a good point. Hopefully this is a turning point and we can start stepping on necks again.

12 minutes ago, SarkAfterDark said:

Most of you didn’t think this team could win 7 games. We win 8 and now y’all are complaining we didn’t win 10. Please remember this team was 5-7 last season. Take the 3 game improvement and stfu.

first time GIF

32 minutes ago, Loop 1604 said:

Unfortunately he’s getting 4-5 years to run this bitch into the ground. Should be fun to watch

Nice pro-violence against women joke.

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