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3 hours ago, Radical Larry said:

 

Anyone know where I can get a lime green Texas Rangers hat?

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Gotta get Keilan on the podcast.

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Cross-posting since a great listen -- Beginning of the hour, Brian Jones rant about TEXAS defense is on point !!!

Brian says no player leadership holding each other accountable on defense, and nobody on defense is striking, hitting, or tackling worth a crap.  Also criticized Overshown for constantly losing track of where the ball was and running himself out of too many plays.

 

Edited by LTtxfan

I looked it up and sure enough. Jones was on a 5-6 team. Then was a member of the team that lost by a score or two to Miami in the 1991 Cotton Bowl.

And I like Brian Jones. I will say the only memory I have of my first ever spring game was Jones screaming and cussing for all the world to hear. He was indeed vocal.

Brian Jones can suck my cock. Anyone criticizing a unit like that that has a first year head coach on air needs to fucking chill. Guys like him are part of the problem when it comes to new coaches trying to win here. 

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Brian Jones can suck my cock. Anyone criticizing a unit like that that has a first year head coach on air needs to fucking chill. Guys like him are part of the problem when it comes to new coaches trying to win here. 

 

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6 hours ago, Radical Larry said:

 

 

Pretty good sideline reporter...

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31 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

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This makes me like her even more... 

 

Sweet, sweet baby Jesus… I know I’m super duper high rn, but if you could find it in your heart to make sure the Longhorns win tomorrow, I’d super duper appreciate it. 🤘🏼😎

47 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

 

We should have Drew Kelson sneak up behind Klatt at one of these photo ops and just say "boo." 

1 hour ago, LTtxfan said:

 

Pretty good sideline reporter...

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Well played on the “pretty good” considering she looks like a younger Cheryl David. 

1 hour ago, LTtxfan said:

 

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all gas no breaks motherfuckers.  the more i think about this game, the better i feel.  49-27 texas.

14 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Brakes*

No breaks for THEM he meant. 

Well, it would have to be your brake.  But would't you rather take the mechanic's word for it? 

Wow, feels great outside.  Nice not to have start hydrating 4 hours before a game like the last three at DKR.  Tom Herman would be so proud.

We need this win.  Fuck OSU.  Go HORNS!

1 hour ago, Bert Orange said:

No breaks for THEM he meant. 

He meant no smoke breaks. Because smoking is unhealthy and stupid.

Brian Jones calls it how he sees it and he sees it clear as day.

Dude is dead on balls accurate.

9 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

 

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ztejas is a known imbecile with the thinking skills of a paint-huffing hobo. Don’t quote him for the majority of the board that his dumb ass on ignore, please. 

2 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

ztejas is a known imbecile with the thinking skills of a paint-huffing hobo. Don’t quote him for the majority of the board that his dumb ass on ignore, please. 

He's just a youngin'. He's harmless.

6 hours ago, BigOrange1 said:

all gas no breaks motherfuckers.  the more i think about this game, the better i feel.  49-27 texas.

Not even like a bathroom break, halftime, or timeout breaks?

I don’t know, might be better if a different defense showed up.

amirite?

3 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Brakes*

 

3 hours ago, Bert Orange said:

No breaks for THEM he meant. 

 

2 hours ago, Lobo said:

Well, it would have to be your brake.  But would't you rather take the mechanic's word for it? 

Wow, feels great outside.  Nice not to have start hydrating 4 hours before a game like the last three at DKR.  Tom Herman would be so proud.

We need this win.  Fuck OSU.  Go HORNS!

 

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

He meant no smoke breaks. Because smoking is unhealthy and stupid.

 

56 minutes ago, NoRagrets said:

Not even like a bathroom break, halftime, or timeout breaks?

in my defense, i was drunk.

No [mention=2292]Pancho[/mention] shitter game thread?

1 hour ago, Cajun said:

Brian Jones calls it how he sees it and he sees it clear as day.

Dude is dead on balls accurate.

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I’d like to show her my industry term.

29 minutes ago, BigOrange1 said:

in my defense, i was drunk.

You don’t need to defend that.

On 10/10/2021 at 12:12 PM, tbone_ said:


No, fuck you.

And you sir can go fuck yourself until your asshole is calcified.  This motherfucker sucks!

Edited by BossHawg

Very colorful use of language.

Go fuck yourself anyway.

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