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Gotta give those guys credit, they played a heck of a game tonight and deserved the big win, especially at home. Games like that are what college football is all about. Going to be a wild ride this season and I’m excited to see how it all plays out. 

lol fuck Jimbo and especially fuck the aggies.  I hope they all choke on cocks tonight.

Bama looked like dogshit. 

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The fuck is the point in this thread?!?!? Fucking stupid ass shit.  

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I think we just need to turn off Surly till tomorrow morning. 

9 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

Gotta give those guys credit, they played a heck of a game tonight and deserved the big win, especially at home. Games like that are what college football is all about. Going to be a wild ride this season and I’m excited to see how it all plays out. 

aggy going to the playoffs and will win out their division because they beat Bama right?  No, they'll prolly have a few more losses along the way and talk about their championship next year.  I want to know how they get only 3 away games all season and 6 consecutive home games to start the season.  How do they have 2 losses off of that schedule?  This is their TCU moment and maybe we meet in the post season.  Should be fun.  

nm.

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5 minutes ago, Blackcat00 said:

Bama looked like dogshit. 

And still almost won.

4 minutes ago, Blackcat00 said:

Bama looked like dogshit. 

They really dropped a bunch of passes down the stretch.  Two TDs dropped forced a FG and then their last series where they damn near dropped everything.  But I'm not going to cry for a team that may still make the playoffs.  Or maybe it's finally Georgia's year.  

aggy will lose to a Freshwater team and an LSU dead man walking Coach O team. Auburn might beat 'em. But, that was a fun game to watch. 

Just now, Mdhorn said:

They really dropped a bunch of passes down the stretch.  Two TDs dropped forced a FG and then their last series where they damn near dropped everything.  But I'm not going to cry for a team that may still make the playoffs.  Or maybe it's finally Georgia's year.

Hahahahahaha may. May you say. Fucking may. It won't even make a shit if they do lose to Georgia in the SECCG. Everyone knows that Alabama gets a freebie.

21 minutes ago, quigley said:

And still almost won.

What was with Saban not calling a time out when there were 14 seconds on the clock?  Instead he let the clock run down to 2 secs - walk-off field goal.  Had he called time out he would've either forced aggie to run another play (can't remember what down it was), or they kick the FG, then have to kickoff, and bama either has a chance at a return or they have 9-10 secs left and one timeout.  Seemed like a huge error to me - at least coming from Saban.

24 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

They really dropped a bunch of passes down the stretch.  Two TDs dropped forced a FG and then their last series where they damn near dropped everything.  But I'm not going to cry for a team that may still make the playoffs.  Or maybe it's finally Georgia's year.  

On Bama’s TD where they didn’t get set before the snap, aggy literally didn’t cover the wideout and young still threw such a shitty pass that the wide open receiver had to go to his knees and scrape it off the ground. I wouldn’t be shocked if young gets benched like rattler before this season is over.

Congrats to Calzada for overcoming Jimbo and that rock stupid fan base 

LSU going to unload the bank for jumbo after beating bama

Nice veiled shot. Maybe contribute something other than sardonic humor once in awhile to get some cred. Otherwise enjoy your negs for starting a dumbass thread. 

Seriously - does anyone give a fuck what you have to think if it isn't a joke? Examine your role.

What in the entire fuck is this? You think this is just a one night thing? 

They will crow about this win for a decade. Just like the one in 2012. 

1 hour ago, Mdhorn said:

They really dropped a bunch of passes down the stretch.  Two TDs dropped forced a FG and then their last series where they damn near dropped everything.  But I'm not going to cry for a team that may still make the playoffs.  Or maybe it's finally Georgia's year.  

And really their play calling was shit.   That last series was pretty much a summed it up. 

Just now, TexasMan said:

What in the entire fuck is this? You think this is just a one night thing? 

They will crow about this win for a decade. Just like the one in 2012. 

I’m glad I don’t have to work around any of those dumb fucks. 

We’re both 2nd rate programs, but hey, it still matters being the tallest midget. 

@Hank Scorpio seems like your clout fucking sucks around here given the negs. Try some better metrics next time you caluclate a W fuckboi.

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Don't watch this with your speakers cranked at work, but this song conveys some of my sentiments about today, as well as my thoughts on the economic and militaristic issues of the early 1980s, as told from a British perspective.

 

2 hours ago, TexasMan said:

What in the entire fuck is this? You think this is just a one night thing? 

They will crow about this win for a decade. Just like the one in 2012. 

Makes sense, because A&M beats Bama once a decade.

5 hours ago, aggie08 said:

Hahahahahaha may. May you say. Fucking may. It won't even make a shit if they do lose to Georgia UK In the SECCG. Everyone knows that Alabama gets a freebie.

Fifm. 

Nah, just Saban playing chess again while everyone else is playing go fish. 
 

While king saban has decided to keep coaching until he’s 115, he realizes UT could pose a threat to his hegemony after they join SEC if they cut off his Texas pipeline.  He strategically cut their recruiting momentum by giving their in stare competition a boost.  
 

simultaneously he guarantees aggy won’t be a threat as they plan to extend Jimbo through 2065.

 Also, he’s banking on the cult to give fisher another huge raise because that means Saban gets a raise as well.  

Can You Believe This Excuse Me GIF

Hank Scorpio used to be the kind of global supervillain that would nuke France and laser off James Bond’s balls. Now he’s writing congrats emails to aggy? Did you pen one to Lincoln Riley too? 

4 hours ago, notre dame joe said:

Makes sense, because A&M beats Bama once a decade.

Yeah, I had forgotten how long it's been, but was thinking along the lines of "broken clock is right twice a day."

I only watched the second half, but Alabama did not look up to par, at all, in fact, rather like dogshit.

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