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3 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Yeah, I had forgotten how long it's been, but was thinking along the lines of "broken clock is right twice a day."

I only watched the second half, but Alabama did not look up to par, at all, in fact, rather like dogshit.

To be fair, Bama hasn’t looked up to par by their standards all season. I don’t think this is a National Championship Bama team this year.

Yesterday was a painful day. Certainly not the worst loss for UT in all of my football watching years but definitely in my top 5 (for a variety of reasons.) 

Last night was one of aggy top 5 best wins. Probably in the top 2 or 3. Sure a win over a Nick Saban led Bama squad is always a reason to celebrate…but it won’t mean a CFP appearance for aggy. 

Geez…we have had tons of best days. A MNC and an appearance in a second one. You can’t even compare the two. We had a perfect season. Rose Bowl appearances. Their best day/days are a regular season win that won’t elevate them to the CFB playoffs. So ya, congrats and all that.

Last nite was entertaining and the reason we watch college football (any given Saturday) and if their win over Bama helped to add some new blood and teams to the final four—I can thank them for that. Maybe the final four will actually be more interesting to watch?
 

It was a fun game. But not as impressive as it could have been because you weren’t undefeated before that and your best hope of getting a great bowl game is to now run the table. Which…is unlikely. Enjoy your mid-season win. Fill the jizz jars and all that. One of your signature wins that signifies nothing. Other than Bill O’Brien is a shitty coach. 

Biggest win of their lives and at the end of the day they feasted at Applebee’s before going home to their tract house in Katy and giving their fat wife 3 inches of pleasure.

Has aggy mounted a commemorative sign on the side of their stadium yet?

Hope shitty coach BOB costs Bama more games.  

I haven’t been blown away with bama since the year started and thought Bryce young has been good but not great. This is Georgia's year for sure.

9 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

I haven’t been blown away with bama since the year started and thought Bryce young has been good but not great. This is Georgia's year for sure.

Yep. Georgia is beasting. If not this year…when? 

If BOB has to take down Saban it has to happen this year as will be his only year there... College football is counting on you BOB. So far so good.

8 hours ago, ztejas said:

@Hank Scorpio seems like your clout fucking sucks around here given the negs. Try some better metrics next time you caluclate a W fuckboi.

Do we really need three posts from you about this? Shut the fuck up.

34 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

If BOB has to take down Saban it has to happen this year as will be his only year there... College football is counting on you BOB. So far so good.

Glad to see Saban's ego that can rehabilitate any downtrodden coach finally take a hit. I'm sure he thought that BoB was going to be his masterpiece.

In related news, it took 25 games, but one of Nick's old assistants finally beat him in a football game. Maybe Jimbo broke the seal for Kirby.

I gotta believe some nitwit has posted a fire Saban thread on one of the Bama boards ….

 

 

 

1 hour ago, Murfdogg21 said:

Has aggy mounted a commemorative sign on the side of their stadium yet?

The commemorative plastic souvenir cups are being produced and expressed shipped from Mexico for their next home game. 

Fuck all this shit. They caught Bama at the beginning of the end of their reign. And in a game that doesn’t amount to shit in the grand scheme. Whoopdeeefuckingdoo.

Lol. Well done thread is well done. 
 

but seriously though. Well done jimbo for catching bama overlooking their weakest conference opponent the year before their conference is about to get a lot harder.

I'd forgotten why i have hank on ignore.   Now i remember. 

13 hours ago, ztejas said:

Seriously - does anyone give a fuck what you have to think if it isn't a joke? Examine your role.

Trust me. The satirical is >>>> serious hank. 

Yeah well fucking good for A&M.

Glad Bama lost though. I hope they lose a few more.

The friend of my retarded little brother is my enemy. 

7 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

Yesterday was a painful day. Certainly not the worst loss for UT in all of my football watching years but definitely in my top 5 (for a variety of reasons.) 

Last night was one of aggy top 5 best wins. Probably in the top 2 or 3. Sure a win over a Nick Saban led Bama squad is always a reason to celebrate…but it won’t mean a CFP appearance for aggy. 

Geez…we have had tons of best days. A MNC and an appearance in a second one. You can’t even compare the two. We had a perfect season. Rose Bowl appearances. Their best day/days are a regular season win that won’t elevate them to the CFB playoffs. So ya, congrats and all that.

Last nite was entertaining and the reason we watch college football (any given Saturday) and if their win over Bama helped to add some new blood and teams to the final four—I can thank them for that. Maybe the final four will actually be more interesting to watch?
 

It was a fun game. But not as impressive as it could have been because you weren’t undefeated before that and your best hope of getting a great bowl game is to now run the table. Which…is unlikely. Enjoy your mid-season win. Fill the jizz jars and all that. One of your signature wins that signifies nothing. Other than Bill O’Brien is a shitty coach. 

Since they don’t win division titles let alone conference championships or NC’s this is the pinnacle of aggy football since the halcyon days of JFF.   But they won’t win 10 games this year. 
 They’re going to be annoying as fuck for a while. 

8 minutes ago, Teamdirtyleg said:

Since they don’t win division titles let alone conference championships or NC’s this is the pinnacle of aggy football since the halcyon days of JFF.   But they won’t win 10 games this year. 
 They’re going to be annoying as fuck for a while. 

Let them have their moment, I guess. 

  • Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow,
  • Creeps in this petty pace from day to day
  • To the last syllable of recorded time,
  • And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
  • The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
  • Life’s but a walking shadow, a poor player
  • That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
  • And then is heard no more: it is a tale
  • Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
  • Signifying nothing.
43 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Let them have their moment, I guess. 

 

  • Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow,
  • Creeps in this petty pace from day to day
  • To the last syllable of recorded time,
  • And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
  • The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
  • Life’s but a walking shadow, a poor player
  • That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
  • And then is heard no more: it is a tale
  • Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
  • Signifying nothing.

my Brother-in-law, who I love and is one of the best people on the planet, keeps sending me shit about the win.  The weird part is he went to Tech, but I guess 25 years of being married to my aggy sister has brainwashed him.  All four of their kids went/are going to A&M.  They’re all very tolerable, especially my sister who thought it was bullshit that they left for the SEC. but this is his only way to pick at me and my son since tech is a disaster so I’ll let him have his moment.  He pretty good natured about it

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The friend of my retarded little brother is my enemy. 

This is a strange analogy. [emoji23]


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Aggy has won big games before (albeit not very many) and their recruiting still hasn’t been anything we can’t overcome.  Not worried one but.

As for Bama, we get our shot next year, may as well make it count!

Another aggy National Championship claim.  

This is not getting enough love.
Bravo Sir! Bravo!


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Too bad they lost to Arkie and Miss St.  aggy gonna aggy no matter what.

I'm here for the meltdown when LSU tries to poach Jimbo after the season.

18 hours ago, Teamdirtyleg said:

my Brother-in-law, who I love and is one of the best people on the planet, keeps sending me shit about the win.  The weird part is he went to Tech, but I guess 25 years of being married to my aggy sister has brainwashed him.  All four of their kids went/are going to A&M.  They’re all very tolerable, especially my sister who thought it was bullshit that they left for the SEC. but this is his only way to pick at me and my son since tech is a disaster so I’ll let him have his moment.  He pretty good natured about it

How do you tell us your sister makes bad life choices and married poor without telling us?

aggy going to the playoffs and will win out their division because they beat Bama right?  No, they'll prolly have a few more losses along the way and talk about their championship next year.  I want to know how they get only 3 away games all season and 6 consecutive home games to start the season.  How do they have 2 losses off of that schedule?  This is their TCU moment and maybe we meet in the post season.  Should be fun.  
If they manage to stumble their way into the CCG (slim chance, Jawja isnt losing and Bama wont slip up again) aggy will get the mudholing they should have recieved this past Saturday.
6 minutes ago, C-Man said:

I'm here for the meltdown when LSU tries to poach Jimbo after the season.

star park GIF

I wonder if those sheep fuckers ever copy and paste surly like we do to texfags over here?
They do

So they beat #1 and become #21. Good for them. If I recall correctly, the last time we beat #1…

22 minutes ago, Landomatic said:

How do you tell us your sister makes bad life choices and married poor without telling us?

well, she's a missionary, so she makes all sorts of choices that I can't wrap my head around.  But she's probably the best person I know.  They both are.

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