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Congratulations to one of Surly's own, Hornius Emeritus

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There is too much positivity and kindness in this thread. It makes me uncomfortable. 
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Just now, hookemATL said:

There is too much positivity and kindness in this thread. It makes me uncomfortable. 
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Something something, Hornius, something something, South Austin's mom.  Does that make you feel better?

1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

Something something, Hornius, something something, South Austin's mom.  Does that make you feel better?

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Thanks to all of y'all.  It was pretty humbling to be on the dais.  Meeting Miss Texas was probably the highlight, though.

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Thanks to all of y'all.  It was pretty humbling to be on the dais.  Meeting Miss Texas was probably the highlight, though.

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She’s prettier than you.

I know that evaluation may sting, but we’re honest folks around here.
22 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


She’s prettier than you.

I know that evaluation may sting, but we’re honest folks around here.

I mean, if we're just judging the hair, it's a dead heat.

8 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


She’s prettier than you.

I know that evaluation may sting, but we’re honest folks around here.



Well, in fairness, the ratty Chuck Taylor covered in mouse pee and rabbit turds behind the abandoned Texaco on the the road between Pecos and Monahans is prettier than I am. 

8 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

Thanks to all of y'all.  It was pretty humbling to be on the dais.  Meeting Miss Texas was probably the highlight, though.

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How was she not enamored with your manly Texan-ness? Or was she?

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14 hours ago, Deej said:

How was she not enamored with your manly Texan-ness? Or was she?


I would love to tell you that, naturally, she was hitting on me and that, being that I'm already taken, I had to turn her down but, I am sad to report, she didn't.   

Congrats HE! Saw it on Twitter. Very cool.

Also, as a photo contributor to ToT, I am taking 1/100000 credit ;)

Saw it on twitter, love your posts.

 

I’m such a fan! I  loved this tweet, though they are all amazing! 

 

 

 

Congrats HE, glad to see you get some public recognition for the joy and knowledge you’ve given to hundreds of thousands of people.  Good stuff!

I don't know if any of y'all do Reddit and, in all honesty, I don't know myself really what's going on with it (in terms of how to use it properly, I mean) but I started a Traces of Texas Subreddit.   I think that I'm going to use it either as an adjunct to FB or as a replacement to FB on account of FB has basically crapped all over me for no reason.

The new reddit is here:   

https://www.reddit.com/r/TracesofTexas/ 

As I say, I'm still working to understand how it functions but it seems to be a good replacement for FB. 

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3 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

I don't know if any of y'all do Reddit and, in all honesty, I don't know myself really what's going on with it (in terms of how to use it properly, I mean) but I started a Traces of Texas Subreddit.   I think that I'm going to use it either as an adjunct to FB or as a replacement to FB on account of FB has basically crapped all over me for no reason.

The new reddit is here:   

https://www.reddit.com/r/TracesofTexas/ 

As I say, I'm still working to understand how it functions but it seems to be a good replacement for FB. 


I actually just got an account on Reddit in order to follow you, amigo.  Then I promptly lost myself for about an hour on an endless chain of subreddits. What an interesting website.


I actually just got an account on Reddit in order to follow you, amigo.  Then I promptly lost myself for about an hour on an endless chain of subreddits. What an interesting website.

So here is what you want to do. Set up an account for interests like Traces of Texas. Then set up an account to look at porn. Because there is a lot of porn on there. At least someone told me that.
18 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:

Saw it on Facebook. Definitely not how I pictured him.


It's not pretty being easy. 

Joined on Reddit, glad you did it that since I don’t have FB. I put about 2minutes in to it, but only saw around 10 or so pics, is that all there is so far? 

2 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:


It's not pretty being easy. 

 

Fuck the haters. If i saw you in a bar i would say to myself  “now there is someone i wanna get to know….”

 
Fuck the haters. If i saw you in a bar i would say to myself  “now there is someone i wanna get to know….”

Go on…
4 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:


Go on…

 

I don’t want to spoil the end, but it involves a last stand in Argentina 

3 hours ago, Yarbr said:

Joined on Reddit, glad you did it that since I don’t have FB. I put about 2minutes in to it, but only saw around 10 or so pics, is that all there is so far? 

Yes.  I'm just ramping it up but I'll be pouring content through it for the next ... 10 years or so.  But unlike FB you can add your own photos and stories of Texas and I encourage you to do so. Horn Under a Bad Sign just posted a photo of Barbara Jordan and it's pretty great. 

 

Joined. I hate Reddit's interface, but I hate it less than I hate everything about Facebook. This was a good move.

7 hours ago, RPM said:

Joined. I hate Reddit's interface, but I hate it less than I hate everything about Facebook. This was a good move.


I wasn't a fan at first but now that I've figured it out I actually like it. It's pretty feature-rich. 

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