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16 minutes ago, slorch said:

"Wake the fuck up, or we will PT your ass until it is sucking buttermilk."

Sir, is this a Cracker Barrel?

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    Man, I could not be prouder of our team than I am right now, playing like this without Shannon and McCullar. Great stuff.

  • Let me get this straight… This is a Texas message board. Someone says “fuck tech” and the tech fan—who showed his ass on this Texas board after tech beat Texas in Austin and basically told us to

  • Hey we won, fuck Baylor 

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1 hour ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Sir, is this a Cracker Barrel?

does sardar biglari still own a large chunk o' the barrel??

- ned

'sir, you're in a hardware store'  - (as told to and by the legendary) lewis grizzard

 

Woke up to the Tech-OU score this morning and thought I was still dreaming. How does OU beat the team by 15 that eviscerated us? By damn near hitting half of their 28 3-pointers while Tech goes 2 for 17. Glad we didn’t face that Sooner team. Hope we play that Tech squad at FEC but somehow I think not.

4 minutes ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

Woke up to the Tech-OU score this morning and thought I was still dreaming. How does OU beat the team by 15 that eviscerated us? By damn near hitting half of their 28 3-pointers while Tech goes 2 for 17. Glad we didn’t face that Sooner team. Hope we play that Tech squad at FEC but somehow I think not.

I hate to digress again so soon, but, do you know chance?

- hal ashby

2 minutes ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

Woke up to the Tech-OU score this morning and thought I was still dreaming. How does OU beat the team by 15 that eviscerated us? By damn near hitting half of their 28 3-pointers while Tech goes 2 for 17. Glad we didn’t face that Sooner team. Hope we play that Tech squad at FEC but somehow I think not.

As someone posted on the last page, Tech doesn't hit their 3s as well on the road as they seem to do at home. 

OU at home hitting 3s is usually not as good as last night, outside of the ISU game. 

KSU 10-27 (37%)
ISU 8-17 (47%)
KU 4-17 (24%)
Baylor 5-18 (28%)
TCU 6-26 (23%)
Texas Tech 13-28 (46%)

23 minutes ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

Woke up to the Tech-OU score this morning and thought I was still dreaming. How does OU beat the team by 15 that eviscerated us? By damn near hitting half of their 28 3-pointers while Tech goes 2 for 17. Glad we didn’t face that Sooner team. Hope we play that Tech squad at FEC but somehow I think not.

Lack of effort, poor shooting, OU hot in the second half due to the former. Really all it boils down to.

It really feels like our team feeds off crowd energy, no matter where we are. All of our best performances have been in front of big crowds, even on the road.

57 minutes ago, Brian Fantana said:

Lack of effort, poor shooting, OU hot in the second half due to the former. Really all it boils down to.

It really feels like our team feeds off crowd energy, no matter where we are. All of our best performances have been in front of big crowds, even on the road.

Also starting to hit the back-end of the schedule when some of the bottom half of the Big 12 teams are starting to hit the panic button and need some wins against the Big Dogs if they want to make the dance.

OU, KSU, WV, ISU are going to be dangerous for the next month in desperation mode.  OSU too, but they just want to fuck shit up for fun since they can't go dancing. 

Think Texas is well positioned with the back part of our schedule because of the bottom 5 teams, we only play 2 of them (@OU and @WV), so it's hard to lose focus when you play 5 more games against the top half of the conference. 

Edited by Js1

10 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Also starting to hit the back-end of the schedule when some of the bottom half of the Big 12 teams are starting to hit the panic button and need some wins against the Big Dogs if they want to make the dance.

OU, KSU, WV, ISU are going to be dangerous for the next month in desperation mode.  OSU too, but they just want to fuck shit up for fun since they can't go dancing. 

Think Texas is well positioned with the back part of our schedule because of the bottom 5 teams, we only play 2 of them (@OU and @WV), so it's hard to lose focus when you play 5 more games against the top half of the conference. 

Definitely. Y'all have probably the toughest remaining schedule (maybe OU has it tougher? I looked the other day but can't remember). It'll be an interesting month for sure.

I mean we'll see what happens Saturday, but I really don't think ISU is a threat to anyone at this point.  Even if we're desperate mentally, I think they're just too physically spent for it to matter.

1 hour ago, Al_4_ISU said:

I mean we'll see what happens Saturday, but I really don't think ISU is a threat to anyone at this point.  Even if we're desperate mentally, I think they're just too physically spent for it to matter.

Man, your guys look like they ran as hard as you can right into a brick wall. Big XII play is so tough...

Silver lining with Texas losing is that I don't have to cheer for OU in this one. 

blOU really sucking the last 3-4 minutes, has allowed kansas to take control of this game. 

1 of last 10 on shooting...

Less than 4min left and kansas leads 63-57

 

Edited by LTtxfan

Oh. My. God. KU is trying their best to blow this. 

Kansas may blow this game...   71-69     15.8 secs left

blOU ball

Edit:  Final-- kansas 71    blOU  69

blOU missed shot

 

 

Edited by LTtxfan

Horrible last possession by OU. My God. KU hangs on. 

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Horrible last possession by OU. My God. KU hangs on. 

kansas seems overrated -- can't believe how badly they beat baylor last Saturday

Boynton beats that Huggy ass. I take it they’re pretty unpopular here, so go us!

McCullar injured -- hopefully not Achilles...  (Tech)

Looked like he stepped on Jamie Dixon's foot ??

So Jamie Dixon's stupid ass was standing too close to where McCullar was shooting a 3, he steps back and steps on Dixon's fucking foot and twists his ankle. Could not put any weight on it. Fantastic, thanks coach.

15 minutes ago, Brian Fantana said:

So Jamie Dixon's stupid ass was standing too close to where McCullar was shooting a 3, he steps back and steps on Dixon's fucking foot and twists his ankle. Could not put any weight on it. Fantastic, thanks coach.

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24 minutes ago, Brian Fantana said:

So Jamie Dixon's stupid ass was standing too close to where McCullar was shooting a 3, he steps back and steps on Dixon's fucking foot and twists his ankle. Could not put any weight on it. Fantastic, thanks coach.

This should lead to officials monitoring how far into the court coaches are standing. There’s a box they definitely ignore. 

2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

This should lead to officials monitoring how far into the court coaches are standing. There’s a box they definitely ignore. 

He wasn't on the court but he was standing way too close to a player in the process of shooting, and didn't bother to get out of the way.

8 minutes ago, Brian Fantana said:

He wasn't on the court but he was standing way too close to a player in the process of shooting, and didn't bother to get out of the way.

That happens a lot I feel like. Even if not “on” the court, coaches are often entirely close to live ball plays 

Lol this broadcast is a disaster. Remote commentators, one of them is Mushmouth Blanks, audio feed keeps getting out of sync with the action or cutting entirely. ESPN sent the dusty 80s van to this game.

God, we’re trying to blow a 15 point 2nd half lead

I haven’t been this mad at basketball since ‘19

2 minutes ago, Al_4_ISU said:

I haven’t been this mad at basketball since ‘19

Y'all were really good in '19, I thought, what was so bad about it?

Obviously blowing this lead is real bad though.

Y'all were really good in '19, I thought, what was so bad about it?
Obviously blowing this lead is real bad though.

We were 9-9 but had the talent to win the regular season. That team was the definition of “bitch ass”

Woof KSU, 2 timeouts and you do…that?

OT it is

2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Woof KSU, 2 timeouts and you do…that?

OT it is

Yeah, that last offensive possession for k-state with a chance to win was UGLY.

Weber should have used a timeout...

 

Edited by LTtxfan
Damn autocorrect

If there was ever any proof that the meritocracy is a farce, it's the fact that Lance Blanks has a job. Dude is dumb as a cinder block and talks like he has a mouth full of syrup. I'd rather listen to literally anything else.

Dixon fouling and pressing down 13 points with 20 fucking seconds left in the game. I hate that skunk-haired dipshit so much.

Oh Cyclones

2 minutes ago, Brian Fantana said:

Dixon fouling and pressing down 13 points with 20 fucking seconds left in the game. I hate that skunk-haired dipshit so much.

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Rumor has it that McCullar has a broken foot thanks to Jamie Dixon. Huge blow to Tech if true.

e: I'm absolutely fucking livid about this. I can't remember the last time I was this pissed off about something happening on a college basketball court. Coaches need to stay the fuck away from play. God damn it.

Edited by Brian Fantana

It pisses me off to no end that I had to watch the #9 team in the nation play a home conference game on a shitty ESPN+ broadcast. Bob Bowlsby needs to be run out of town on a rail. 

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1 hour ago, Brian Fantana said:

Rumor has it that McCullar has a broken foot thanks to Jamie Dixon. Huge blow to Tech if true.

e: I'm absolutely fucking livid about this. I can't remember the last time I was this pissed off about something happening on a college basketball court. Coaches need to stay the fuck away from play. God damn it.

If the league is going to fine Texas $25k for not securing KU players and staff from the court storming the other night, they should do the same to Dixon/TCU.

Coaches should stay off the fucking court during play.  It's damnd sure not limited to Dixon. 

T em up. Immediately.   "Stay in your box, fuck stick."

This absolutely sucks for McCullar, but I watched the tape, and Dixon was not on the court at the time of the collision. McCullar stepped back close to the bench when transitioning to defense. Hugely unfortunate.

14 minutes ago, harpercollins said:

This absolutely sucks for McCullar, but I watched the tape, and Dixon was not on the court at the time of the collision. McCullar stepped back close to the bench when transitioning to defense. Hugely unfortunate.

Yep. I’m as biased towards Tech as any alumna there is, and I despise Jamie Dixon and TCU.  But that was simply a bad luck, fluke accident. Dixon didn’t do anything wrong. 

1 hour ago, LTtxfan said:

 

What is this? Rep fishing the Tech fans?

On 2/13/2022 at 1:20 PM, harpercollins said:

This absolutely sucks for McCullar, but I watched the tape, and Dixon was not on the court at the time of the collision. McCullar stepped back close to the bench when transitioning to defense. Hugely unfortunate.

 

On 2/13/2022 at 1:35 PM, Uncle Nate said:

Yep. I’m as biased towards Tech as any alumna there is, and I despise Jamie Dixon and TCU.  But that was simply a bad luck, fluke accident. Dixon didn’t do anything wrong. 

Now now - let's not get too hasty. I'm sure there's a way we can fine or sanction the TCU program for this abhorrent display of recklessness that could have left a fine Tech student-athlete crippled for life. 

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

What is this? Rep fishing the Tech fans?

 

Now now - let's not get too hasty. I'm sure there's a way we can fine or sanction the TCU program for this abhorrent display of recklessness that could have left a fine Tech student-athlete crippled for life. 

You ok dude?

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