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11 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I'm sorry you like to eat vomit.

Stop being such a bitch. 

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    Hit up a few spots recently. Always have a few people with me and take home leftovers. Mum Foods—brisket, pastrami, ribs, sausage, and turkey ( under the ribs)     Truth BBQ

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Shut your whore mouth.  That’s what a t- man is.

This. Hell, I remember the day I introduced the boy to a Turbo T-man. He lit up like he’d seen his first pair of tits.
I still make a homemade T-man with leftover brisket and sausage from time to time. It’s its own thing.
31 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

The one that isnt made in Texas and is owned by a european corporation?

European?

17 minutes ago, Da Fino said:

Stop being such a bitch. 

A bitch with taste, maybe.

I’d smash if I were… 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

wait for it… 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

high af. 

Took my mom and brother to Reese Bros for Mother’s Day lunch. They still are slaying it. God bless Texas.

1 hour ago, Mac8111 said:

Took my mom and brother to Reese Bros for Mother’s Day lunch. They still are slaying it. God bless Texas.

I need to hit this place up. I made an honest effort one Sunday at like 3 with my fam but they were already closing up when I got there. Gonna try again at a better day and time ASAP 

On 5/11/2024 at 5:26 PM, conVINCEd said:

Shut your whore mouth.  That’s what a t- man is.

In high school I'd always advocate Bert's for lunch on whatever day the T-Man special occurred.

We got a bunch of Rudy's for a family dinner last night. Honestly, it was pretty good.  Turkey was phenomenal (finominile), sausage was very good, moist brisket was great, lean brisket was "eh", spicy chop made a good "I have no idea what I'm eating" sammich. 

I've had a LOT worse Q in central Texas.

19 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Eater has a great video about Barbs. It’s worth a watch. I want to go there … 

 

Ate at Barb's this past Saturday.  I ordered the Texas Trinity and got asked my preference of Brisket and Ribs by Chuck who was doing the cutting. 

I chose fatty brisket and juiciest part of ribs.  Both were excellent, brisket may have been a little over salted. Ribs got a little lime zest on top as they were getting plated.

I also got a slice of turkey from the guys in line just ahead of me and that was amazingly juicy and tender.

Green Spagett was fuckin' fantastic, even better when I heated up the leftovers!  Also loved their take on charro beans.  

Beef Ribs and Lamb Chopis were sold out by the time I got up to order, will have to get those next trip. 

FYI, I got in line about 5 minutes before it opened and waited about an hour.

9/10 would eat again!

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“I’m gonna text the shit outta those employees that keep forgetting the damn pickles!!!”

I stumbled onto the 1997 TM Top 50 BBQ Joints article this morning.  

The Big Three:  Kreuz Market (still at the Smitty's location), Louis Mueller's Barbecue, and Cooper's Old Time Pit Bar-B-Q

Austin:  Sam's Bar-B-Que and Stubb's

Dallas:  Baker's Ribs and Sonny Bryan's Smokehouse

Houston:  Goode Co. Texas BBQ and Pizzitola's Bar-B-Cue

I still hit Kreuz and Louis Mueller about once a year, but that's about it.  

Man, if Goode Co was your best BBQ, your BBQ sucked.

The renaissance is real.

36 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Man, if Goode Co was your best BBQ, your BBQ sucked.

The renaissance is real.

It was a sad state of affairs back in the day, but Goode Co. was better than anything else in town.  I grew up on the west side of town and we would occasionally make it out to Dozier;s in Fulshear, but Goode Co was a few notches above the normal spots like Demeris or fucking Luther's 

 

Glad times have changed for all cities.  That Austin list is sad too.

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4 hours ago, Jerry Callo said:

I stumbled onto the 1997 TM Top 50 BBQ Joints article this morning.  

The Big Three:  Kreuz Market (still at the Smitty's location), Louis Mueller's Barbecue, and Cooper's Old Time Pit Bar-B-Q

Austin:  Sam's Bar-B-Que and Stubb's

Dallas:  Baker's Ribs and Sonny Bryan's Smokehouse

Houston:  Goode Co. Texas BBQ and Pizzitola's Bar-B-Cue

I still hit Kreuz and Louis Mueller about once a year, but that's about it.  

Ive been to all of those. LM is the only one I would still go to if I were in the area

Good lord, I just saw this abortion on a food channel.  Vitek's "Gut Pak".  Frito's, cheese, sausage, brisket drowning in what looks to be horrible sauce, pinto beans.  Fucking Waco:
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On 5/11/2024 at 3:29 PM, jimmyjazz said:

Good lord, I just saw this abortion on a food channel.  Vitek's "Gut Pak".  Frito's, cheese, sausage, brisket drowning in what looks to be horrible sauce, pinto beans.  Fucking Waco:

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Hmmmm, that's like a, ummm, a 0.6, and I'm obviously eating that. 

Lmao @ gut pak being described as bbq.

I went to Truth in the heights today and it was awful. Everything was overseasoned, and the brisket flat was tough and dry.

Maybe I just caught them on a bad day.

15 minutes ago, BearSchlong said:

Lmao @ gut pak being described as bbq.

I went to Truth in the heights today and it was awful. Everything was overseasoned, and the brisket flat was tough and dry.

Maybe I just caught them on a bad day.

Ate there two weekends ago on Saturday. Overall the trinity was good but I left underwhelmed.  Brisket was overcooked and sides were kinda bland. Mac & cheese and Tot casserole.   
 

I had eaten at Brenham location before Heights opened and it was incredible.  

On 5/14/2024 at 8:13 AM, Jerry Callo said:

I stumbled onto the 1997 TM Top 50 BBQ Joints article this morning.  

The Big Three:  Kreuz Market (still at the Smitty's location), Louis Mueller's Barbecue, and Cooper's Old Time Pit Bar-B-Q

Austin:  Sam's Bar-B-Que and Stubb's

Dallas:  Baker's Ribs and Sonny Bryan's Smokehouse

Houston:  Goode Co. Texas BBQ and Pizzitola's Bar-B-Cue

I still hit Kreuz and Louis Mueller about once a year, but that's about it.  

Pizzitola’s continues to waste money by selling anything other than ribs.  I’m pretty sure the family owns the land and the building. It’s  only explanation I can come up with for why it’s still open. 

On 5/14/2024 at 8:23 AM, jimmyjazz said:

Man, if Goode Co was your best BBQ, your BBQ sucked.

The renaissance is real.


Goode is garbage 

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Recently tried Leroy & Lewis for the first time and had a great meal. The sausage was great as well as the kale Caesar slaw and the frito pie sides. However I was a bit disappointed in the brisket. The flavor was great, but I thought it was a bit chewy. Not bad by any means, but I thought the brisket didn’t live up to the hype. 

I’ve been to Burnt Bean many times and their brisket absolutely curb stomps L&L brisket. 

10 hours ago, BearSchlong said:

Lmao @ gut pak being described as bbq.

I went to Truth in the heights today and it was awful. Everything was overseasoned, and the brisket flat was tough and dry.

Maybe I just caught them on a bad day.

Damn thats too bad. We ordered Truth for mothers day and everything was fantastic.

27 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

Can confirm: Louis Mueller's still kicks ass.  Was barely able to waddle out.

Agreed.  Made the drive last week.  Brisket, jalapeno link, potato salad... all great.  No line at 11am on a Thursday.  I should go more often.

Tried Brown's for the first time this week... a bit underwhelming.

13 hours ago, BearSchlong said:

Lmao @ gut pak being described as bbq.

I went to Truth in the heights today and it was awful. Everything was overseasoned, and the brisket flat was tough and dry.

Maybe I just caught them on a bad day.

Why didn't you send it back?  They would not be offended in the least.

Slammed and went hard in the paint. Simply delicious 

pinkerton's 

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Why didn't you send it back?  They would not be offended in the least.

Next time I will.
On 5/8/2024 at 8:59 AM, Masshole Horn said:

John Mueller's squash side dish- I think we're safe from being stabbed, so if you have a good version of this, please share!!

or his wannabe disciple, Champ Kind 

On 5/11/2024 at 3:29 PM, jimmyjazz said:

Good lord, I just saw this abortion on a food channel.  Vitek's "Gut Pak".  Frito's, cheese, sausage, brisket drowning in what looks to be horrible sauce, pinto beans.  Fucking Waco:

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it will fill you up pretty solid but it is not the gourmet fufu that all the food critics love these days

5 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Slammed and went hard in the paint. Simply delicious 

pinkerton's 

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I’m not saying it’s elite elite but I’ve never left disappointed at either Pinkertons location

7 hours ago, Bill Brasky said:

it will fill you up pretty solid but it is not the gourmet fufu that all the food critics love these days

Username checks out.

7 hours ago, hobbes2702 said:

I’m not saying it’s elite elite but I’ve never left disappointed at either Pinkertons location

What qualifies at “elite elite?”

14 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Slammed and went hard in the paint. Simply delicious 

pinkerton's 

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Their boudin is very legitimate. For $8 it’s like rounding up for hunger at most modern bbq joints.

I will have to dock you for the Lone Star Light. Their bartender is a trip. 

I’m not saying it’s elite elite but I’ve never left disappointed at either Pinkertons location
You said elite twice.
9 hours ago, hobbes2702 said:

I’m not saying it’s elite elite but I’ve never left disappointed at either Pinkertons location

Truthers aren’t going to like this. 

2 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I will have to dock you for the Lone Star Light. Their bartender is a trip. 

???  Lone Star Light is far and away the best lower-alcohol macrobrew out there.  Sometimes people DON'T want to get ripped.

53 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Sometimes people DON'T want to get ripped.

Bannable offense.

Jk, an ice-cold LS Light tallboy is awesome.

7 hours ago, futureman said:

Frijol Quemado

That looks delicious.

Went to Barbs-B-Q this morning and was quite impressed.   Forgot to take a photo of the food and most of what I got was packed to-go.  Got there about 10 til 10:00 and was ninth in line.  Line was sold the corner by 10:20.  The building provides ample shade.

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Moist brisket was perfect and they use more elaborate seasoning that simple salt and pepper.  The bark on the fat cap was really flavorful.   Molotov pork ribs were outstanding - some of the best I've ever had.   Lamb chops were seasoned well and cooked a perfect medium rare.

Chuck was on the cutting block and is extremely nice.   By far the best barbecue joint in in Lockhart.

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