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I guess Helobious isn't going to start this thread?

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3 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

I guess Helobious isn't going to start this thread?

Wifi at Applebees is down. 

Down with the bright foot apparel

And it looks like we have a normal strike zone too. 

Interesting to see what Sale shows up today and if Cora's gamble pays off. Don't like the walk for sure. 

I got offered to drive some family friends to the game (huge Astros fans apparently) - sit in a box for the game - then drive them back (I would have been paid, obviously).

Wasn't about that 9 hour excursion. Not for that team. 

44 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

I guess Helobious isn't going to start this thread?

He's busy with his A-Rod sex doll.

1 minute ago, Deej said:

He's busy with his A-Rod sex doll.

"I remember my first year in New York I had a great sex doll. And I was talking about it with Derek Jeter one day and he told me something about batting practice that I never forgot. Then the next weekend we were in Texas for a series and... um... what were we talking about?"

26 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I got offered to drive some family friends to the game (huge Astros fans apparently) - sit in a box for the game - then drive them back (I would have been paid, obviously).

Wasn't about that 9 hour excursion. Not for that team. 

I would go just for the experience. Shit, I went to the Indians vs. Braves game six WC and hate both teams. 

2 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

I would go just for the experience. Shit, I went to the Indians vs. Braves game six WC and hate both teams. 

If I lived in Houston - sure. But from Austin that's a day and a half and it got sprung on me fairly last minute.

1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

He's had nothing for awhile.

FIFY.

Just now, ztejas said:

If I lived in Houston - sure. But from Austin that's a day and a half and it got sprung on me fairly last minute.

Left class at 2PM, drove to Atlanta, went to the game, got drunk as shit, lost our weed, drove back Sunday. Buddy studied the entire way back for a 9Am exam. Fun as shit. 

Jerry Seinfeld Popcorn GIF by Sheets & Giggles

(Not Inka losing his weed - the Stros leaving them loaded)

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2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Jerry Seinfeld Popcorn GIF by Sheets & Giggles

(Not Inka losing his weed - the Stros leaving them loaded)

We found it when we stopped in Florida. I hid it in the car and we just forgot where. Made the drive across I10 that much better. 

Just now, InkaUtexas said:

Fuck yes. 

And for the record, it is KIKE. Short for Enrique. 

Why is fox rolling out their graphics package from like 1996?  That's horrible. 

These freaking in game manager interviews lol

3 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

We found it when we stopped in Florida. I hid it in the car and we just forgot where. Made the drive across I10 that much better. 

If I had a nickel.

1 minute ago, InkaUtexas said:

And for the record, it is KIKE. Short for Enrique. 

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Nah, its not. See it all over the Astros thread. Kiki sounds like a stripper that some dude named Pops pays for hand jobs. 

Altuves buzzer didn't work alerting him to the short hop. 

Houston shitting all over themselves. Wow.

They'll win the next 4 I'm sure to spite me. Actually they'll probably win this one.

Just now, InkaUtexas said:

Nah, its not. See it all over the Astros thread. Kiki sounds like a stripper that some dude named Pops pays for hand jobs. 

And?

1 minute ago, beer said:

Furk

Yeah, that is rough man. But Altuve can get his head back into it. 

15 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

I hid it...and we just forgot where.

Every stoner's life story. 

Just now, Deej said:

Every stoner's life story. 

But I found it. Tire well. of course the first place a Georgia State Trooper is going to look when he stops two hungover UT students.  

3 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

But I found it. Tire well. of course the first place a Georgia State Trooper is going to look when he stops two hungover UT students.  

I had a bag of weed hidden in the bottom of a box of spark plugs in the glove compartment of my Jeep once and got pulled over. Texas State trooper pulled the glove box apart, but didn't find it. He just tossed the box on the seat. 

23 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

We found it when we stopped in Florida. I hid it in the car and we just forgot where. Made the drive across I10 that much better. 

I'm dealing with this now. I hid a container in the house of some stuff I brought back from Seattle a couple of months. Can't find the damn thing

This is a real defensive clinic.

1 minute ago, Zepol87 said:

I'm dealing with this now. I hid a container in the house of some stuff I brought back from Seattle a couple of months. Can't find the damn thing

It's always in the last place you look.

Or blame your son/nephew, etc. They found it. Now that my son is 23 he tells me he always was raiding my shit. And then the little ass goes and buys beer on my tab. Kids, I swear. Right @pops

Just now, InkaUtexas said:

Or blame your son/nephew, etc. They found it. Now that my son is 23 he tells me he always was raiding my shit. And then the little ass goes and buys beer on my tab. Kids, I swear. Right @pops

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5 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Just gonna say this thread is a lot more fun than the other one. 

This is the sophisticated statistics oriented thread. That and the weed thread. 

6 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Just gonna say this thread is a lot more fun than the other one. 

Not sure why you'd venture in there if you aren't an Astros fan. 

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