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Well probably shouldn't venture into any thread on this site given it's Texas origins

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    So a pitch that was outside the home plate umpire's strike zone all night and is usually called a ball by all umpires was called a ball and that's a big story. That's almost as dumb as pretending

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Just reading about baseball. Have not said anything back to them at all. I know the rules. 

3 minutes ago, beer said:

Well probably shouldn't venture into any thread on this site given it's Texas origins

Eh. I just don't go into rival team threads if they have a big supporting. Astros, Liverpool, Mavs, Rockets... no point in it. I don't go to OU or aggy boards - same thing basically. 

Just now, ztejas said:

Eh. I just don't go into rival team threads if they have a big supporting. Astros, Liverpool, Mavs, Rockets... no point in it. I don't go to OU or aggy boards - same thing basically. 

I do into the Liverpool thread. They are my second team. I don't talk Chelsea shit is all. And the Astros thread is where I get my baseball fix for most of the season. well until the Yankees suck.  

Just now, InkaUtexas said:

They are my second team.

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Just now, ztejas said:

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Growing up you saw them in Latin America. I fell in love with Chelsea when the three dutch went there from AC Milan. My daughter (no pics) is a big Liverpool fan. better than my weed stealing son who loves ManU. I only hate a few teams. I am sure they are easy to guess. 

1 minute ago, InkaUtexas said:

 I only hate a few teams. I am sure they are easy to guess. 

I found it difficult to pull for A&M last week, but I somehow managed

3 minutes ago, beer said:

I found it difficult to pull for A&M last week, but I somehow managed

And you Sir, question me going into another thread? Next you are going to tell us you and Helio hang out at Applebees. 

5 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Growing up you saw them in Latin America. I fell in love with Chelsea when the three dutch went there from AC Milan. My daughter (no pics) is a big Liverpool fan. better than my weed stealing son who loves ManU. I only hate a few teams. I am sure they are easy to guess. 

Where are you from originally?

And that's fair. I'm soft on City because my childhood best friend and his dad are big City fans. And they are part of the reason I got so into soccer. We played on teams growing up together and I would watch games over there and play FIFA when I spent the night. Even watched some of the 2014 cup with them. 

Shit happens. 

But, fuck Liverpool.

3 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

And you Sir, question me going into another thread? Next you are going to tell us you and Helio hang out at Applebees. 

Bama needed losin'. I did my part. 

Grew up across Latin America. Dad was Army, Mom was in development so we moved a lot. We got 1 Italian game on Sundays and it was what you watched. 

Yeah, understand. Fuck City. Anything Manchester is the equivalent of anything in College Station. Yeah, Blinn is included. 

Just now, beer said:

Bama needed losin'. I did my part. 

My stance as well. Fuck aggy but they are so hysterically inept that they can enjoy a fun upset every once in awhile so I can watch that disgusting juggernaut lose one. I was always team Clempson in those showdowns. 

1 minute ago, InkaUtexas said:

Yeah, understand. Fuck City. Anything Manchester is the equivalent of anything in College Station. Yeah, Blinn is included. 

Not sure how many City fans are actually Manchester through and through but I get it.

Anyway, I think there's a baseball game on. SS is probably working out a plan to come strangle both of us. 

Sox are gonna need more than 3 - and I was thinking that before that leadoff. Houston will get theirs.

45 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Or blame your son/nephew, etc. They found it. Now that my son is 23 he tells me he always was raiding my shit. And then the little ass goes and buys beer on my tab. Kids, I swear. Right @pops

I salute him. Did the same thing to my dad

Good lord that was dangerous. What a slopfest so far. And I feel like they almost fucked up the catch. 

4 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Sox are gonna need more than 3 - and I was thinking that before that leadoff. Houston will get theirs.

Yeah, for sure. Houston can add them up fast. 

Homeplate umpire is horrible for an ALCS Series...

 

smdh...  😠

Just now, LTtxfan said:

Homeplate umpire is horrible for an ALCS Series...

 

smdh...  😠

Hope you're talking about the zone and not that "check" swing. 

This is some of the worst defense I've seen all year from both clubs and it's the freaking ALCS.

Dodgers are gonna spank either of them if they keep this shit up. 

Can’t win games when you leave 8 guys on.  
 

4 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

Can’t win games when you leave 8 guys on.  
 

Sox pen has some words for you. 

12 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Hope you're talking about the zone and not that "check" swing. 

Yep.... missing calls on strike zone horribly on high pitches, and outside pitches for right-handed hitters.

Ruining important at bats

Just now, InkaUtexas said:

Clear as day. He got him. Nice damn play by Maldonado. 

Got him but was the ball ever fair? 

Just now, pops said:

Got him but was the ball ever fair? 

That I could not see clearly, but I think so. First Base ump never hesitated. Hell, no one did. 

A) for fucks sake stop with the almost wild pitches outside Maton

 

B) is Joe West umping this game?

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FU autocorrect

30 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Sox are gonna need more than 3 - and I was thinking that before that leadoff. Houston will get theirs.

Winner probably needs at least 5 runs to win tonight...

Shave your neck,  houck

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Motherfucker that little asshole can play ball. 

1 minute ago, pops said:

What a dumb pitch

Oh please. There isn't a pitcher in the league I'm judging against that dude.

Can't throw anything close to the strike zone to him. Midget will light you up. Should have been a 4 pitch unintentional intentional walk

3 minutes ago, pops said:

Should have been a 4 pitch unintentional intentional walk

Right. Because that inspires confidence. 

You know I'm cool with you but I disagree here. Altuve is a nightmare. Give their shitty BP a bit more credit. (Granted they're shitty and I knew 3 wouldn't win this)

58 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Not sure how many City fans are actually Manchester through and through but I get it.

Anyway, I think there's a baseball game on. SS is probably working out a plan to come strangle both of us. 

Huh? City is the club that's actually in Manchester.

Altuve is an insane 1st pitch hitter.

1 minute ago, Huckleberry said:

Huh? City is the club that's actually in Manchester.

I think we're talking baseball now. You can pm me your dumbass soccer takes if you feel like it. 

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1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Right. Because that inspires confidence. 

You know I'm cool with you but I disagree here. Altuve is a nightmare. Give their shitty BP a bit more credit. (Granted they're shitty and I knew 3 wouldn't win this)

Nothing wrong with pitching around a guy that can tie it up in 1  swing.   Struck the next guy out. 

Just now, pops said:

Nothing wrong with pitching around a guy that can tie it up in 1  swing.   Struck the next guy out. 

I get your stance. Hindsight is 20/20. I think asking your guy to IW Altuve is touchy. Hard to navigate for sure. He's a badass. 

Just now, Helobious said:

Still no meteor? 

Applebees kick you out? You no fun in the neighborhood? 

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