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4 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I think we're talking baseball now. You can pm me your dumbass soccer takes if you feel like it. 

A PM conversation with you ranks pretty far down my list of things I ever want to do. Thanks for the invitation, though.

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    So a pitch that was outside the home plate umpire's strike zone all night and is usually called a ball by all umpires was called a ball and that's a big story. That's almost as dumb as pretending

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1 minute ago, ztejas said:

I get your stance. Hindsight is 20/20. I think asking your guy to IW Altuve is touchy. Hard to navigate for sure. He's a badass. 

Yes he is and yes it is hard,  but that's why you get paid the big bucks. Junk sinking outside and away. That's all you throw. If you fuck up you fuck up,  but trying to pitch to that cat is not a good decision. 

Smoltz just talked about how you can't throw him anything in the inside half of the strike zone and the 1st pitch was right there.

Raffy's at bat sucked. There has to be something wrong with him the way he is slapping vs. hitting. 

Come on JD. 

I am not calling anymore for the players. Think I am jinxing them. Plus need to conserve beer supply or start drinking my friends wine. 

Wine after lots of beer will lead to a very bad morning.

7 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

A PM conversation with you ranks pretty far down my list of things I ever want to do. Thanks for the invitation, though.

But apparently you want to gravedig thread-irrelevant comments to discuss technicalities involving one of the most historic, city-defining clubs in all of Europe and their faceless, upstart "rival" that can't even fill their own fucking stadium. 

1 minute ago, kevwun said:

Wine after lots of beer will lead to a very bad morning.

Tired Jim Carrey GIF by Ace Ventura

Robles control looking - not awesome. 

Boston relievers are just.....well, trash.

12 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Wine after lots of beer will lead to a very bad morning.

bad provisioning on my behalf. And want to leave my Fuck The POKES stash alone. 

I do not make most people vomit

@InkaUtexas put your rally cap on or some shit I ain't trying to add a Stros WS to my lengthening list of grievances. 

I just yelled way louder than I needed to for that one to get out...

5 minutes ago, ztejas said:

@InkaUtexas put your rally cap on or some shit I ain't trying to add a Stros WS to my lengthening list of grievances. 

Karma has to fuck them eventually.

This little fucker has about 73 different fucking moves he has to complete before he can throw.  Needs a bump in his  risperdol dose.

This is like watching my little brother fuck my ex-girlfriend. 

Why is the damn catcher set up BEHIND the plate on the throw home? Wouldn't have got the runner, but it damn sure would have been closer if he was set up a foot and a half further up.

Just now, ztejas said:

This is like watching my little brother fuck my ex-girlfriend. 

Meaning it's like watching porn.

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

This is like watching my little brother fuck my ex-girlfriend. 

Rough night? I think we have a thread somewhere for stories like that. 

Going through pitchers like a bag of fries

well fuck it. Blame my girlfriend. She was at work. we are winning. She leaves, goes to HEB, comes home, we are losing. I like her, but this might be too much. 

Just now, InkaUtexas said:

well fuck it. Blame my girlfriend. She was at work. we are winning. She leaves, goes to HEB, comes home, we are losing. I like her, but this might be too much. 

Sounds like you should kill her. 

Just now, ztejas said:

Sounds like you should kill her. 

harsh man...... I like this one. cooks, cleans, works, leaves me to watch sports. even wore one of my Sox jerseys today. 

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Uh oh it ain't completely over...

Ftfy

Anybody else see the grease on the Boston Lefty? Rewind if you can, vagisil all over his neck

See all you degenerate bastards at noon eastern tomorrow

Just now, beer said:

See all you degenerate bastards at noon eastern tomorrow

Fuck the Pokes. 

Awesome game. Playoff baseball is so badass

7 minutes ago, Revolution512 said:

Anybody else see the grease on the Boston Lefty? Rewind if you can, vagisil all over his neck

Didn't see that, but I saw Maldonado hiding the Vaseline in his lip after the game.  😂

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Just now, Burt said:

Didn't see that, but I saw Maldonado hiding the 20211015_221743.thumb.jpg.66476fd4d18741ecb64beb269388de1d.jpg in his lip after the game.

He is just pissed since the vagisil came from his mom. 

Fuck. Noon? Already going to have to try and double down on Texas and Chelsea. 

Just now, ztejas said:

Fuck. Noon? Already going to have to try and double down on Texas and Chelsea. 

Yep... and then straight to game 2. A great sports day. Promised a nice dinner tomorrow night. I fucked up and did not plan. 

1 hour ago, Helobious said:

Still no meteor? 

Guess which two Astros homered to plate three runs......

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13 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

Guess which two Astros homered to plate three runs......

Astros Helo doesn't like for 500

21 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Fuck. Noon? Already going to have to try and double down on Texas and Chelsea. 

I think he means for the Texas game.

Astros/Red Sox are at 3:07 CDT.

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