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  • Goodluckrecruiting
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    HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! Don't worry about it. You only chant SEC if you win! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA losers!!!

  • This will be my one and only post on this website, but GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE LONGHORNS. Get the fuck to the SEC where you'll be even more mediocre!

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46 minutes ago, Domedriver said:

Kick some Mullet Ass!

I haven’t seen them play yet but I heard Gundy lost the mullet. 

2 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I haven’t seen them play yet but I heard Gundy lost the mullet. 

One the about OKSTSuxs is you can’t hide the meth addict mullet inside!  They all need to borrow their mothersisterwives’s teeth for the trip to Austin!

Possession of the family teeth is important in Mullet Land!

mudhole!

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Little late to the shitter this morning bud.
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10 minutes ago, Nivek said:


Little late to the shitter this morning bud.

Had to go be seen at a work event this morning.  Don’t worry, was in all burnt orange.  Even talked to my aggy co-worker and his aggy wife.  (He’s realistic aggy tho)

 

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First home game in a long ass time. Let’s kick their fucking asses and show out on the biggest recruiting day of the year. 

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I forgot about the Thompson thumb injury

 

which receiver steps up today and takes the pressure off worthy 

 

I hope to see KRob in space 

BiJesus needs 150 plus 

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google results for "fuckery"

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wikitionary: fuckery (countable and uncountable, plural fuckeries) (vulgar, slang, uncountable) Nonsense, bullshit. Or, messing around

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urban dictionary: Fuh-Ker-Ry
noun
1. Pertains to a person, situation (or place) that considered ridiculous or nonsensical
2. An alternative to the word "Bullshit"
3. Injustice
Origin: Jamaican slang word.  Jamaican Patois term first introduced to American mainstream/popculture in a scene from the movie "(top) Shottas" which can be heard during the deportation interrogation scene.  "You're one of them from foreign, who commit all of the crimes. Then you come back here to mash up the island with your foreign style car jacking extortion, all types of fuckery!"

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A clusterfuck of fuckery

December 14, 2015 Mark Peters

I wrote a book about words for bullshit this year, but I missed some words. I think my most egregious omission was fuckery. That’s a damn popular word for unadulterated bullshit.

Fuckery has been around for over 100 years, and Jesse Sheidlower’s The F-Word records several meanings. The first two are pretty literal—a fuckery has been a brothel since at least 1901, and the act of making sweet whoopee since at least 1961. But the third meaning is the one that’s in the realm of bullshit: “despicable behavior; (also) treachery.” The first known use, from Stephen King’s 1978 novel The Stand, has more than a whiff of BS: “That was an act of pure human fuckery.” A 1998 use in Colin Channer’s book Waiting in Vain is even closer to malarkey and hooey: “He’d even asked her to marry him…and she’d said no. Said some fuckery like, Only if we’re allowed to see other people.”

A major spreader of the word seems to be Amy Winehouse’s 2006 song “Me & Mr. Jones,” which included the word in lines such as “What kind of fuckery is this?” and “What kind of fuckery are we?” Green’s Dictionary of slang lists fuckery as meaning nonsense since at least the late 1990s, sometimes in plural form as fuckeries. He also records examples of it as an adjective: “some fuckery social study” and “all that fuckery stereotyping and media shit.”

While fuckery as BS seems to have evolved from the treacherous sense of the word, I wonder if it was influenced by a variation of mindfuck: namely, mindfuckery. Mindfuckery sure sounds like come kind of Jedi malarkey trick.

Here are some recent examples of fuckery in use, showing the range of this useful word. As you’ll see, fuckery can describe professional wresting shenanigans, ghastly hair choices like the man-bun, holiday horseshit, and online dating. Everything is fuckery to someone.

“John’s mother says, ‘It’s a funny story born of tragedy,’ and filmmakers Bryan Carberry and J. Clay Tweel nimbly tell this tale of what one interviewee calls, ‘fuckery and shenanigans.’”

Dec. 11, Salon

“There’s also this intense responsibility I feel to make sure the other person has a good time when I ask them to do something. Otherwise, I’m like, we could’ve stayed in the house. And I feel guilty for subjecting them to fuckery.”

Dec. 9, Madame Noire

“Wear the perfume, because it’s fun, and it washes off easy, unlike that ill-advised tattoo or the shock of blue you put in your hair after a crying jag but before you go to bed. Wear it as a safeguard against fuckery, as an olfactory shield against the horror of the world.”

Dec. 9, The Frisky

“This is starting to get really dangerous and not the least bit funny. Kids are now starting to attack schoolmates for their religious affiliation because of this poor excuse for a man. The fuckery needs to stop NOW.”

Dec. 8, The Daily Banter

“I get what they did there, they want it to look like Reigns can win heading into the PPV and further prove that Sheamus won only because of fuckery.”

Dec. 7, 411mania

“We’d touch on celebrity deaths and the tragedy of them – we’d talk Robin Williams – Whitney Houston –  James Gandolfini – and Casey Kasem – you bet we’d talk about the clusterfuck of fuckery that surrounded that poor sap’s end.”

Dec. 4, Chicago Now

“’Love For Breakfast’ is kind of a shout out to the new dismal dating environment brought on by dating apps. So much fuckery—just tell me you love me, right?”

Dec. 3, Thump

“Because it’s the damn holidays and in a world filled with infinite, everlasting fuckery, I’m lucky enough to write about records for a living.”

Nov. 25, Nashville Scene

“At one point Rae chides how Fif’s ‘haircut game is fucked up’; this was a time long before the widespread fuckery of the man-bun.”

Nov. 23, The Concourse

Shameless plug alert: If you’re looking for more words for “infinite everlasting fuckery,” check out Bullshit: A Lexicon. 100% hooey and poppycock, guaranteed!

 

 

3 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

I forgot about the Thompson thumb injury

 

which receiver steps up today and takes the pressure off worthy 

 

I hope to see KRob in space 

BiJesus needs 150 plus 

Worthy is going to take the pressure off of Worthy. 

“Hey coach you ever met a Surly Bevo?”

Pre-game banter on air: “Ever run in to a Surly Bevo?”

lulz

Announcer just asked bag o dicks if he's ever seen a Surly Bevo... 

We're Famous!!

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Damn auto correct

Just now, Snacks said:

I was going to delete my account, but Brady Quinn asked me to come back.

Or maybe it was Leinart... Idmas

Crazy hearing a bit of a shoutout coming from big noon

I honestly can't remember ever having a wide receiver that jumped off the screen like Worthy. He jumps like JC as a freshman. What a breath of fresh air.

17 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

I forgot about the Thompson thumb injury

 

which receiver steps up today and takes the pressure off worthy 

 

I hope to see KRob in space 

BiJesus needs 150 plus 

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Corso just seems so lost every time I catch game day. Let the guy retire.

Damn all these assholes picking against Texas 

On big noon only bag of dicks picked against us. They then made him admit it was only because he hates us.

Damn Brady Quinn with the reminder that Jordan Whittingham is out fuck lol

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Damn all these assholes picking against Texas 

3 of the 4 on FOX picked TX.  Lone dissenter was Bag of Dicks Stoops.

Holy fuck I can't believe I have to watch Stoops root against us before kickoff.

This is such a pivotal game for Sark.  If we win, we've got a legit chance to win out and get to the Big XII Championship game.  If we lose, we're 4-3 and everyone will be talking about how he's just the third bad hire in a row.

I think he understands the stakes and will come out calling ballsy plays like he did in the first half against OU.  I also think we're a significantly better team at home and we'll get it done.

Okie Lite - 31

Texas - 38

Let's fucking go...

Just now, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

3 of the 4 on FOX picked TX.  Lone dissenter was Bag of Dicks Stoops.

He's horrible at hiding his bias. 

1 minute ago, Laxtonto said:

Corso just seems so lost every time I catch game day. Let the guy retire.

2012 called in to voice its agreement.

 

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