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Notice everyone picks us to win or lose close.

Starting to think we either win big or lose close, but not win close

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Chick should have been the X not the A.

3 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Damn all these assholes picking against Texas 

Lol it was just bag o dicks, the rest of the them picked right

2 minutes ago, MillerEP said:


On big noon only bag of dicks picked against us

I was on the Longhorn network with those DBs. 

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Horns down by stoops, that’s fuckin awesome. Now I don’t have to feel bad when he dies. Fuck him lol 

And a big Longhorn Flying Fuck to you Bob Stoops!  Eat a bag of dick!

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3 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Damn all these assholes picking against Texas 

I’ve seen most media people picking Texas at around a clip of 60-40

 

Damn, didn’t get a chance to do leg day this morning before a day full of football due to a work event soI have to go later this afternoon.  But I feel like I need to drink during this game. 

 

Decisions. 

anyone with a working stream? that would be mucho appreciated, i'm in bangkok.

1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

He's horrible at hiding his bias. 

Considering he wasn't hiding it...............

Just now, WinningIsHard said:

Horns down by stoops, that’s fuckin awesome. Now I don’t have to feel bad when he dies. Fuck him lol 

We can all piss on his grave together. A river of piss seems an appropriate legacy for that dick muncher.

1 minute ago, 4th&Five said:

Fuck Bob Stoops. 

Correct.  I'm not sure why he hasn't been locked up.

Just now, Pancho said:

I’ve seen most media people picking Texas at around a clip of 60-40

 

Damn, didn’t get a chance to do leg day this morning before a day full of football due to a work event soI have to go later this afternoon.  But I feel like I need to drink during this game. 

 

Decisions. 

Don’t act like you train legs :)

Bad mustard joke before the game has even started… fuck 

i spent the entire last week in sports mourning. havent watched a second of football,baseball, nothing.  no sports radio. I refused to even get near this football board.

I was there.    thats all I can say. 

 

i hope to see seomthing better. but I am so traumatized by last week, I cant even get up for this game. 

2 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

He's horrible at hiding his bias. 

can you imagine if he picked Texas?

Bob Stoops? The ex-XFL coach??

Just now, bangkok said:

anyone with a working stream? that would be mucho appreciated, i'm in bangkok.

Enjoy the lady boys

Just now, Laxtonto said:

Bad mustard joke before the game has even started… fuck 

Still better than all other commentators though

That south end zone looks great, but I am starting to agree that the lack fans at kickoff is embarrassing

If the defense doesn't respond today we're in trouble for the rest of the season. C'mon boys, bow the fuck up. 🤘🤘🤘🤘

Just CANNOT seem to fill up the south end zone even with major program altering recruits in attendance.


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1 minute ago, Laxtonto said:

That south end zone looks great, but I am starting to agree that the lack fans at kickoff is embarrassing

Especially when they show the team coming out of the tunnel and no one is there. 

 

With Casey’s thumb in a cast, we need to keep running it down their throat

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