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This team will find a way to lose the bye week 

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Another season where I've lost interest 5 games in. Never thought NFL would be more appealing than CFB as a Texas grad, but here we are.

Sark is maybe a decent coordinator but not head coach material 

Completely and total out coached 

Outside of X ans Bijan there isn’t a D1 player in this roster 

Son of b1tch.  Sh1t.

Went from heisman candidate in first half to toilet bowl bottom of the half in the conference. I think I will give uptimes Texas football.

Wait until we’re battling Missouri and Vanderbilt for the bottom of the SEC.

Our team is forever mediocre. Fuck this noise. It has fucked sucked ass to be a Texas fan since 2010.

Fuck. 

1 minute ago, Gidnik said:

our offensive guru coach cant get more  than 100 yards in the second half.  cant get 1 yard on 3 plays with the best rb in cfb. its absolutely inexcusable and indefensible 

there's not a coach in the world that can do anything consistently good with this oline, it's a fucking miracle we were #1 in offense in the Big 12 coming in to this game.

1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

A team of gaping pussies Herman recruited for us. Awesome. Thanks Herb Hand for the dog shit line, too, you fat BBQ eating sloth. 

Not sure why Sarkisian didn't go Mel Tucker in the offseason with the portal. 

Fucking garbage. Guy can’t pass for shit and we don’t load the box?  Pete K can suck a fat fucking sick and everyone on the online can fucking transfer. Fuck all of them.

4 minutes ago, theaveragejon said:

Fuck Sark - two weeks in a row you piss down your leg. 

Casey played as poorly as I've seen in a long time. He's lost his decisiveness, and he's making poor reads even when he has time. The hand injury also seems to have sapped some of the poor arm strength he already had. He needs to sit until he gets healthy at the very least.

1st blown lead in back-to-back games in 18 years.

the trend of writing the wrong kind of history continues for the 3rd straight head coach

6 minutes ago, Stunns38 said:

Well, I just got my Saturdays back.

No shit, me too!

 

We’re gonna go maybe 7-5 

Sark makes fucking Herman look good

Also Casey’s thumb was clearly bothering him in the 2nd half. He should not have been in 

1 minute ago, FOXHOUND said:

Aside from Bijan, Xavier, and Roschon we have no dogs on this team. We don't have anybody that can block worth a shit. Our LBs are slow, our CBs give 10 yard cushions and give QBs easy reads, and our Safeties are so far back they're in the locker room. 

We need to stop throwing screens where Worthy is the blocking WR he is fucking dogshit at blocking but I blame that more on the coaches

Zero first downs after first drive in the 3rd? Is that correct?

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Casey lost us this game. Maybe pin it on Sark for not putting Card in but I don't know. Thompson has been beyond awful today. 

Card didn't deal well with pressure against Arkansas. But Casey hasn't really shown to do any better against similar pressure.

Do yall feel anything? I surely don't, except I don't feel like watching this shit anymore. 

We're the fucking Houston Texans of college football now arnt we?

Maybe next time we hire a coach with more than bitch tits and a cutesy slogan. 

Just now, UTEX_ME said:

Alamo Bowl our ceiling now. Fuck everything. 

Pee Wee Herman Texas GIF

 

Maybe we can play Aggy.  

 

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Casey Thompson should’ve just stayed enrolled at OU, holy shit…

There’s gonna be an ugly “Sark fall off the wagon” rumor started by a BMD soon enough. 

2 minutes ago, Horny04 said:

Another season where I've lost interest 5 games in. Never thought NFL would be more appealing than CFB as a Texas grad, but here we are.

Big12 is almost over bub next year it gets fun

2 minutes ago, Bodowned said:

Oh perfect - Card is a great practice player. 

Fuck it. Now that the season is over, let him take his beatings and get over it.

 

2 minutes ago, MotownHorn said:

We’re gonna go maybe 7-5 

Sark makes fucking Herman look good

Also Casey’s thumb was clearly bothering him in the 2nd half. He should not have been in 

This. All of these posters saying Casey is god awful and the worst Texas QB ever should choke on Bob Stoops's bag of dicks.

I haven’t been this pissed off in a LONG time. It’s like when you realize that your spouse isn’t the right person. This was a winnable game, despite the shit O line. Sark showed me a lot in a bad way. At least I get to spend my Saturdays without giving a fuck anymore this year.

4 minutes ago, NAVY said:

This team will find a way to lose the bye week 

after taking a big lead in week 1. 

I don't even know if I can be fan when we hit the SEC. It's gonna be fucking brutal. 

he still deserves the Heisman 
Maybe if he cloned himself and somehow catapulted the non cloned version of himself over our shitty o line, but even that would be less impressive with 2/3 of our o line off frame getting abused.
3 minutes ago, Ghost of Stevie Ray said:

Fucking garbage. Guy can’t pass for shit and we don’t load the box?  Pete K can suck a fat fucking sick and everyone on the online can fucking transfer. Fuck all of them.

Sark needs to change offices or chairs or something.  Maybe look up 'defense' in a dictionary.  Who knows.

Big12 is almost over bub next year it gets fun
Getting our shit pushed in by the SEC kind of fun? This team sucks
4 minutes ago, MotownHorn said:

We’re gonna go maybe 7-5 

Sark makes fucking Herman look good

Also Casey’s thumb was clearly bothering him in the 2nd half. He should not have been in 

so he thinks with his thumb?

Just now, mchookem said:

this game broke surly

There was nothing left from the blowU "game"

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